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Rose: I'm gonna take you to a club, you're gonna meet some young stupid hot guy, and you're gonna take all your anger and aggression out on his penis.
Meghan: I don't know, I don't do that with penises.
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Scrilla: Why the hell would KZLA's Meghan Miles be sucking dick for crack in our hood?
Meghan: No, no, I'm not sucking dick for crack.
Hulk: What you're sucking dick for then?
Meghan: Nothing!
Hulk: Shit's free?
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Denise: He is lying to us, there is no subway in Los Angeles.
Gordon: Yes, there is!
Denise: Where? How come I've never seen it?
Gordon: It's underground.
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Meghan: What does a post-modern romantic writer do all day?
Gordon: Find beauty and praise it.
Meghan: That's like the opposite of what I do.
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Kyle: Are you in a crack house?
Meghan: Yes! That's what I've been trying to tell you!
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Gordon: No, I'm not a hipster. I can't grow a convincing enough beard.
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Hulk: Pookie, what you smoking on?
Pookie: Weed laced with embalming fluid. It's pretty good.
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Meghan: [sighs]
Scrilla: What's wrong, sweetheart?
Meghan: I don't know anybody's number. They were all in my phone. I use the voice-dialing in my car and everyone's on speed dial.
Hulk: That's some modern-day, fucked-up shit, huh?
Meghan: Yeah.
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Meghan: Fine, but I'm wearing these sweatpants.
Rose: No, you're going to wear something slutty like Denise.
Meghan: I don't own anything slutty like Denise.
Rose: Denise, give Meghan your dress.
Denise: But...
Rose: No buts. You can wear one of her pantsuits.
Denise: Ew.
Meghan: Ew.
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