Virtuosity Quotes

  • SID 6.7: Just because I'm carrying around the joy of killing your family inside me doesn't mean we can't be friends.

  • SID 6.7: Hey buddy! How's the wife and kid? Still dead, huh?

  • Hologram Head: While officers gather evidence of the grisly crime scene, you can only ask yourselves, "What kind of lunatic would commit such unthinkable crimes?" The three adjectives which best describe this killer are sadistic, intelligent and dangerous.

  • Lt. Parker Barnes: Where's My Gun?

  • Lt. Parker Barnes: Game Over.

  • Lt. Parker Barnes: Reach in the back seat and hand me that crowd-pleaser.

  • SID 6.7: I'm a fifty terrabyte, self-evolving, neural network, double backflip off the high platform. I'm not a swan dive.

  • SID 6.7: Uh-uh-uh. I thought of that one. Better try again... Faster.

  • SID 6.7: Ahhh... I'm losing too much of myself.

  • SID 6.7: They love you so much, they want you dead... Ed.

  • Lindenmeyer: Oh my god.

    SID 6.7: Which god would that be? The one who created you? Or the one who created me? You see, in your world, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh, but in my world, the one who gave me life doesn't have any balls.

  • Clyde Reilly: Sheila?

    SID 6.7: No. I'm Oedipus.

  • Karin Carter: Do you think it's important for a first baseman to be left-handed?

  • Karin Carter: Do you think my mom is pretty?

    Lt. Parker Barnes: [Smiling] Uh... yes I think she's very pretty.

    Karin Carter: So do I...

    [looks at the gun]

    Karin Carter: is that a real gun?

    Lt. Parker Barnes: Yes it is.

    Karin Carter: Did you have to shoot anybody?

  • Karin Carter: [referring to Lt. Parker Barnes] He's got a gun

    Madison Carter: What were you doing in the car with him?

    Karin Carter: Talking about baseball

  • Madison Carter: [to Lt. Parker Barnes] What'd I missed?

    Lt. Parker Barnes: Sid got hostages

  • [first lines]

    John Donovan: Oh, man. I can't get over how different we look.

    Lt. Parker Barnes: Maybe it's the uniforms?

    [they suddenly run off in pursuit]

  • Madison Carter: People don't usually die in games.

    Lt. Parker Barnes: Depends upon your idea of fun, doesn't it?

  • [last lines]

    Lt. Parker Barnes: It's working.

    Madison Carter: It's Working? We're okay?

    Lt. Parker Barnes: We're okay.

    Karin Carter: We're okay?

    Madison Carter: Oh, my God.

    SID 6.7: [still auto-repeating on the little monitor] "Uh, uh, uh. I thought of that one, too."

    Karin Carter: [emerging] Mommy!

    Madison Carter: [embracing] Baby! Oh, baby.

    Madison Carter: [to Barnes] Thank you.

  • Lt. Parker Barnes: Y'all got me out of my bed for this?

  • SID 6.7: [Holding a gun to a woman's head] Hey, Parker! Deja vu! How am I doing? This ain't VR! Flesh and blood! Don't do it, Parker! Don't do it!

  • Lt. Parker Barnes: [to Karin, who is sitting on a pressure plate hooked up to a bomb] He's got you sitting on a pressure plate. Now, if you stand up...

    [Shakes his head]

    Lt. Parker Barnes: It's gonna be very bad, okay?

  • SID 6.7: [after escaping VR and entering the real world, SID cuts off his finger and sees it regenerate] I think I'm going to like it here!

  • SID 6.7: [Breaking Parker out of police custody] Oh, come on, Parker. I'm giving you your freedom. Short-lived though it may be.

  • SWAT Captain: The bomb squad's five minutes away.

    Lt. Parker Barnes: We don't have five minutes!

  • SID 6.7: That's reality for you. No saving, no resetting.

  • William Cochran: [Referring to VR training] You shot the sushi chef eight times. You mind telling me why?

    Lt. Parker Barnes: Because he wasn't real, Billy.

    William Cochran: You're supposed to pretend he was.

    Lt. Parker Barnes: And pretend to die? Like Donovan?

    William Cochran: You got a point there.

  • SID 6.7: [to Parker, confused, not realizing that he's still in VR] You're dead!

    Lt. Parker Barnes: And you're back in the box!

    SID 6.7: [Perplexed] This is VR?

    Lt. Parker Barnes: That's right!

  • Lt. Parker Barnes: [Trying to decide which plug to insert the cable into in order to disarm the bomb] Eeny-meeny-miny-moe... Maybe this one right here?

    [Clock keeps ticking down]

    Lt. Parker Barnes: Be it, please.

  • Big Red: You took Donovan on that fucking joyride!

  • Big Red: [Threatening to kill Parker in prison] Who wants dark meat?

  • Lt. Parker Barnes: [after managing to fend off Big Red in a fight whilst all the other prisoners are watching] You all see him? Huh? I want everybody to take a good look! I ain't going nowhere! I'm right here!

  • SID 6.7: [Admiring himself on a computer monitor] I'm beautiful.

  • SID 6.7: Killing for real... It was a real rush.

  • SID 6.7: [Referring to Sheila, a VR prostitute] Reilly's right. She's one of your... finest compositions.

  • Elizabeth Deane: [Seeing Donovan convulsing violently after exiting VR] What's wrong with that man?

    Wallace: The sensitivity calibrations must've slipped just a tad.

  • William Cochran: Somehow Sid 6.7 got himself out of the computer and into an android.

    Wallace: A nano-tech synthetic organism, to be precise.

  • SID 6.7: Here's a new composition. This one's called, "First suffer, then die".

    Lt. Parker Barnes: You're cheating!

    SID 6.7: You're absolutely right!

  • SID 6.7: [after Parker and Donovan logout of VR] Y'know, I hadn't actually finished yet.

  • Clyde Reilly: Are there any limits to Sheila 3.2's interactivity?

    Lindenmeyer: With me she's become quite an expert chess player.

  • Lt. Parker Barnes: Where's the girl?

    SID 6.7: It's not gonna be the same this time Parker, she's not your daughter!

  • SID 6.7: I am made of everything. I am the future! And you...

    [Pointing to Parker]

    SID 6.7: You're losing your sense of humour!

  • SID 6.7: [Grabbing Parker's head and forcing it down towards sharp, broken glass] Blow me, Parker!

  • Madison Carter: Tell me where my daughter is!

    SID 6.7: Oh come on Maddy, forget the kid.

    Madison Carter: Where is she?

    SID 6.7: You really wanna know?

    Madison Carter: Yes.

    SID 6.7: You really, REALLY wanna know?

    Madison Carter: Yeah.

    SID 6.7: Just click your heels three times.

    [Knocks on a trap door on an adjacent ventilation shaft]

    SID 6.7: Oh Karin! Mummy's here!

  • Madison Carter: You could see how, looking at your history, someone could infer that...

    Lt. Parker Barnes: What? That I was angry? That I'm violent? You can infer I was angry about not making my junior high school baseball team, that doesn't mean I killed the coach, does it?

  • SID 6.7: [Strangling Clyde] Hi Ho, Daddy-io!

  • Lt. Parker Barnes: You wanna tag me like I'm some kind of animal. You want me to go out, risk my life, to clean up your mess. And if SID doesn't kill me and I don't catch him, then all I got to look forward to is my 17 back here in penitentiary, that's what y'all tellin' me?

  • SID 6.7: [Seeing a robotic bartender in a bar] To think, you constitute one of my ancestors.

    [Draws his gun]

    SID 6.7: I'm vaguely offended by that!

  • SID 6.7: [to people in a nightclub] OK people, we got a lotta work to do. We got a symphony to compose!

  • Lt. Parker Barnes: [Sitting in the car listening to the police broadcast. Karin knocks on his window and he slides it down] How you doin'?

    Karin Carter: Why don't you come inside?

    Lt. Parker Barnes: Oh, I'm just a... . I need to listen to the radio.

    Karin Carter: Do you think it's important for a first baseman to be lefthanded?

Virtuosity

Director: Brett Leonard

Language: English Release date: August 4, 1995

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