Violent Cop Quotes

  • Bar Hostess: So what do you gentleman do for a living?

    Azuma: Sell guns by mail order.

  • Azuma: Turn yourself in tomorrow.

    Delinquent Kid: I didn't do anything!

    Azuma: You didn't do anything?

    [Rams kid's head into the wall.]

    Azuma: Well, then I didn't do anything either!

  • Shinkai: So you're replacing Iwaki?

    Kikuchi: Except I'm much smarter.

  • Nito: I'm Nito. Won't you come in?

    Azuma: Come in? A restaurant with dope-pushers and killers?

    Nito: Pardon?

    Azuma: You know what I mean. Where's Kiyohiro?

    Nito: Kiyohiro? Who's he?

    Azuma: Your assassin.

    Nito: Look ... if you want to question me, get a warrant first.

    [Shinkai tucks a bribe into Azuma's jacket pocket]

    Shinkai: Our gift.

    [Nito peers closely.]

    Nito: Although... I'm afraid it doesn't quite match your tie.

  • Azuma: Well, you've got good taste.

  • [Kiyohiro has been served a search warrant.]

    Kiyohiro: Dope? Where?

    [Azuma pulls out an envelope and a syringe.]

    Azuma: Right here.

  • [Azuma is a policeman]

    Bar Hostess: So what's your line of work?

    Azuma: We sell guns by mail-order.

  • [Azuma has run over a man with a car.]

    Kikuchi: Why'd you hit him?... He might be dead!

    [The man appears suddenly and begins smashing out their windows with a bat.]

    Azuma: Does he look dead to you, idiot?!