Valiant Quotes

  • Von Talon: I'm a vegetarian.

    Mercury: And yet you wear a leather cape.

  • Felix: [talking to Valiant about being in the RHPS] If it weren't for my wooden drumstick and this shrappnel in my poopdeck, I'd be out there right now!

  • Valiant: It's not the size of your wingspan that counts, no, it's the size of your spirit.

  • Felix: It's not the size of your wingspan that counts. It's the size of your spirit!

  • Lofty: Could you burp on cue?

    Bugsy: Yeah, I can burp on all the letters, not just Q.

  • Valiant: [shouting] Quiet!

  • Charles De Girl: [to Valiant, Bugsy, Lofty, Toughwood, and Tailfeather] I won't lie to you - you will definitely be eaten by falcons.

  • Bugsy: I've got a doctor's note!

  • Von Talon: There will be awards, parades, and commemorative stamps!

  • Bugsy: How did you find us?

    Charles De Girl: Well, the was the plane and the explosion. And the screaming, and the pleading. More screaming. The begging, the crying, the whining, whinging, yelling, boohooing...

    Valiant: Yes, um, enough about that.

    Bugsy: Definitely, yes.

  • Toughwood: France is scary!

  • Bugsy: Hello, mate!

  • Bugsy: I may not be very conscientious, but I do object.

  • Rollo: [Repeated line] Sabotage!

  • Tailfeather: Are you ready to drop?

    Toughwood: I think I may have dropped already!

  • [first lines]

    Lofty: [seeing Valiant & Bugsy] For a, quote, 'elite unit', unquote, they seem to be letting in anything with wings

    [to Bugsy]

    Lofty: , including those flies circling your bottom.

  • Victoria: I don't care if you're a hero or not, just concentrate on the getting back.

  • Bugsy: I've been SHANGHAIIIIED!

  • Cufflingk: [preparing to torture Mercury] You want us to pluck out his feathers?

    Underlingk: And... heh... CLIP his wings?

    Cufflingk: HURT... his feelings?

    [both chuckle]

    Von Talon: No, no, no, no! Worse. MUCH worse.

    [raises cage]

    Von Talon: We have ways of making you squawk.

    [yodeling music begins]

    Mercury: Argh! What kind of birds are you?

  • Lofty: Any moment now, Gutsy will fly out and tell us the plan!

    Lofty: [the plane Gutsy was in explodes] Right then. Who has the backup plan?

    Bugsy: Oh you want the backup plan? Um... WE DIE! Yeah, *that's* the backup plan!

  • Sergeant: Gentlemen you are the fliers of the FUTURE!

    [Tailfeather and Toughwood crash into each other]

    Sergeant: [Holds face] The FAR future!