USS Callister Quotes

  • Nanette Cole: Okay, stealing my pussy is a red fucking line.

  • Nanette Cole: This is a dream... It has to be.

    Walton: It's more like an eternal waking nightmare, from which there is no escape.

  • Robert Daly: I'm coming to get you!

  • Robert Daly: [Furiously patching through to Walton, who is fixing the engine manually from the jet fader] Walton, you're going to pay for this.

    Walton: Robert, listen.

    Robert Daly: I'm going to bring Tommy back in.

    Walton: Hey, Robert, listen...

    Robert Daly: God so help me, you are going to regret all of this SO HARD!

    Walton: Bob, I wanna talk to you here! I was thinking i should say... sorry.

    Robert Daly: [Beat] Go on.

    Walton: [Breathlessly as he fixes the engine] You created Infinity. You're a fucking genius. I exploited that. I treated you like the golden goose and I got fat off the profits, figuratively speaking. And I was thinking, I should have appreciated you more, you know? I should have treated you better. Yeah, yeah I was thinking I should say all that.

    [Beat]

    Walton: But then you threw my son out of an airlock, so... FUCK YOU TO DEATH.

    [Activates the engine which incinerates him]

  • Robert Daly: Helmsman Packer?

    Nate Packer: Yes Captain?

    Robert Daly: VANILLA LATTE, SKIM MILK!

USS Callister

Director: Toby Haynes

Language: English Release date: December 29, 2017