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[from trailer]
Shoeshine Boy: Y'know, you never see dogs hurting each other for money.
Jack: You never see people sniffing each other's butts.
Shoeshine Boy: Touché.
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Shoeshine Boy: There's no need to worry, Underdog is furry!
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Riff Raff: Aaaah! I'm naked!
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Cad: [after Shoeshine Boy sneezes on Simon Barsinister's face] Oh, gross! Your mouth was open.
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Jack: It's time to teach you some manners.
Shoeshine Boy: Right. I'm going to learn manners from a guy who pees in my white porcelain drinking bowl.
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Small Boy: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird.
Woman: It's a plane.
Man: It's a frog.
Crowd: A frog?
Shoeshine Boy: It's not a bird, or a plane, or even frog. It's just little old me, Underdog.
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Shoeshine Boy: There's no need for fright. Underdog can bite.
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Dr. Simon Barsinister: [as Simon Barsinister approaches Shoeshine Boy with a hypodermic needle] Don't worry, little guy. It will only hurt... a lot!
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Shoeshine Boy: [starting to speak] Give the dog your food!
Jack: Aaaaaaahhhhh!
Shoeshine Boy: Aaaaaaahhhhh!
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Molly: You and your boss are not gonna get away with this!
Cad: He's not my boss, we're partners!
Molly: Well then, why are YOU doing this?
Cad: Because my partner would fire me if I don't.
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Shoeshine Boy: He says he thinks they should see other people. She says... Wait people eat that too
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Dan Unger: Give him a chance. you might get to like him.
Jack: I don't think so. All he does is eat, sleep, and poop!
Dan Unger: Well then, the two of you have a lot in common.
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Shoeshine Boy: When I'm bored, I just chase my tail. If you're lucky, you throw up, and BINGO, lunch part two!
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Shoeshine Boy: [to Underdog] You're like Superman with a flea collar.
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Dr. Simon Barsinister: [to the German shepherds] Bad dog!
Shoeshine Boy: There are no bad dogs, only bad owners!
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Shoeshine Boy: Destiny's a fumny thing. It'll creep up on you when you least expect it.
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Shoeshine Boy: Don't tell your cat buddies about this because I have a reputation to uphold.
Cat: Freak.
Shoeshine Boy: Yup I thought that was you.
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Dr. Simon Barsinister: Simon says attack!
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Shoeshine Boy: [Showing clips of the original Underdog cartoons]
[first lines]
Shoeshine Boy: Ladies and gentlemen this is Simon Bar Sinister the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and crazy. Simon and his wacky henchman Cad schemed to rule the universe. But each time they were foiled by me the greatest superhero who ever lived. Underdog!
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Dr. Simon Barsinister: Simon says Surround the sad ex cop.
Underdog Quotes
Extended Reading
