U Turn Quotes

  • Bobby: Is everybody fucking everybody in this crazy God damn town?

  • Bobby: It's not just a car. It's a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang convertible.

  • Bobby: See, that's the difference between you and me, and why you live here and I'm just passing through.

  • Blind Man: It's the desert that makes you crazy. The loneliness out here. Nobody to talk to. People on the run.

  • Bobby: Is everyone in this town on drugs?

  • Darrell: Damn. Gonna be another hot one today. Sometimes I don't even want to get out of bed. Course, I don't want to get out for the cold ones neither.

  • Darrell: Ya think bad, then bad's what ya get.

    Bobby: That's a pretty decent philosophy you got there.

    Darrell: Yeah, well, no charge.

  • Jenny: Bye, Mister. Don't go nowhere without me. I wanna have your love child.

  • Jenny: You like Patsy Cline? I just love her. I wonder how come she don't put out no more new records.

    Bobby: Because she's dead.

    Jenny: Oh... that's sad. Don't that make you sad?

    Bobby: I've had time to get over it.

  • Bobby: You're just an ignorant, inbred, tumbleweed hick.

  • Jake McKenna: A man with no ethics is a free man. I don't envy you that.

  • Bobby: Darrell, 40,000 thousand people die every day. How come you're not one of 'em?

  • Blind Man: Everything is everything. And everything is nothing, too.

  • Grace: And here I made you all hot and sweaty...

  • Toby N. Tucker: I don't think you know who I am. The name's Toby N. Tucker. People round here call me TNT. You know why?

    Bobby: Because they're not very imaginative?

    Toby N. Tucker: 'Cause I'm just like dynamite, boy, and when I go off, somebody gets hurt.

  • Bobby: And a waitress named Flo.

  • Grace: I bet right now, you don't know if you want to kill me... or fuck me.

  • Bobby: I don't know whether to fuck you... or kill you!

  • Jake McKenna: [having sex with Grace from behind] You've been a bad girl, Grace!

  • Grace: [sitting on a bed, appearing as if she is about to seduce Bobby] Come here. You know what I wanna do? I wanna hang drapes...

    [gets up and walks off]

  • Jake McKenna: I got a mind to put you over my knee right now and paddle your ass raw!

  • Jake McKenna: [having sex with Grace from behind] Oh, fuck it away, fuck it away! But it ain't ever gonna go away!

  • Flo: Now you can fuckin' take it, or you can fuckin' leave it.

  • Sheriff Virgil Potter: She liked fuckin' her papa.

  • Bobby: Listen to me you stupid fuck...

    Darrell: No! You listen to me goddamnit! Ya sorry son of a bitch! You owe me money! And this car aint goin' no place 'till I get it!

  • Grace: Don't you want to know? Was Jake my father? Was I fucking my daddy? Yes, I was! I was fucking my daddy! And I married him! I married him, okay? I just wanted to be a kid. And they took that from me. They treated me like meat. A piece of meat. Fuck him! Fuck the whole town, they deserve to die!

  • Grace: [laughing insanely] You hit me... Bobby!

    [stops laughing]

    Grace: You motherfucker!

  • Blind Man: Your lies are old but you tell them pretty good.

  • Bobby: You don't know what you're fighting for!

    Toby N. Tucker: My honour! That's what I'm fighting for!

  • Darrell: You think bad, and bad's what you'll get.

    Bobby: That's an interesting philosophy there, Darrell.

    Darrell: Yeah. And no charge.

  • Toby N. Tucker: I'll beat you so bad I'll make your mother sick!

  • Bobby: I'm here to get my car back.

    Darrell: You got the money?

    [Bobby gives him the money]

    Darrell: Two hundred dollars in hundred dollar bills, this morning you was flat out broke.

    Bobby: That's none of your fucking business.

    Darrell: I don't want no dirty money. I run a clean business!

  • Jake McKenna: [walks in on Bobby and Grace kissing] Grace!

    Grace: Jake! I thought you were in Phoenix.

    Jake McKenna: Who the hell is this?

    Bobby: Who the hell are you?

    Jake McKenna: I'm her husband!

    Bobby: Husband?

  • Grace: [indicates his two missing fingers] You should be more careful.

    Bobby: Yeah I know...

  • Bobby: [looks at Jake] What about him?

    Grace: Let him watch. I want him to know what he's missing.

  • [last lines]

    Bobby: ...Arizona.

  • Grace: Fuck you, Superior!

  • Bobby: [as he walks into the town of Superior for the first time] Just like a town, only uglier.

  • Blind Man: I'm about 50% Indian.

    Bobby: [Sarcastically] Congratulations.

  • Grace: You're pretty full of yourself.

    Bobby: Yeah, I like that about me.

  • Bobby: What do you do?

    Grace: A little of this, a little of that. Mostly I tell fortunes.

  • Jake McKenna: What brings you to Superior, Bobby?

    Bobby: Car overheated.

    Jake McKenna: Darrell taking good care of you, is he?

    Bobby: Darrell's dumb as a sack of hammers.

  • Jake McKenna: You're a man without scruples. Oh, I can smell it on you.

    Jake McKenna: [Rubs his hand on Bobby's sweaty hair, then smells it] Yeah, that's the sweat of a man that hasn't an honest bone in his body.

  • Bobby: You're a slimy bastard who'd have his wife killed to get his hands on some money.

    Jake McKenna: What does that make you?

    Bobby: The slimy bastard that's gonna' do it.

  • Toby N. Tucker: [Threatening Bobby in the street] That tears it, mister. I'm gonna' bust you up but good. I'm gonna' take you and break you into a million pieces, and... take those pieces and break 'em into a million more. You don't even know what you're dealing with here, mister. I'm crazy - I'm *psycho* crazy!

  • Grace: I don't want to go to Mexico, Bobby. I want to stay with you. Don't you think I care about you?

    Bobby: I think you're a lying, backstabbing, psycho bitch... and one day you'll kill me. But it's nice to know you care.

  • Blind Man: Things ain't always what they seem. You gotta ask yourself: Is it worth it? Cause the day comes: The Earth Maker is gonna come down and look right in your fucking heart. And then you better know what it is you're doing. Are you a human being or just some hungry ghost out there?

  • Bobby: Just leave the car alone.

    Bobby: Too late. You pissed me off!

    Bobby: You son of a bitch!

    Darrell: There you go sweet-talking me again.

  • Darrell: Why don't you just get your American Express gold card out there and call the guy on TV with the big schnoz.

    Bobby: I don't have a credit card.

    Darrell: Well I sure hope you know how to wash dishes or shovel shit because you're gonna have to work this off, bud.

  • Bobby: You son of a bitch! My lawyer will shut you down.

    Darrell: You ain't got no credit card but you got a lawyer?

  • Bobby: Listen, you stupid fuck...

    Darrell: You listen, you sorry son of a bitch! You owe me money, and this car ain't going nowhere till I get it! If you take another five hours, I'll do work for another $50. Get your ass out of here before I call the sheriff, who knows me!