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Chet: Am I dead? Is this heaven? I thought it'd be... cleaner.
Turbo: Come on. Get up.
Chet: Theo! Oh... the crows got you too!
Turbo: What? No, Chet, no. It was just...
Chet: [roughly turns around] Look at this place. Broken glass. Rusty nails.
Turbo: Breathe.
Chet: *Discarded salt packets?*
Turbo: Chet...
Chet: I-it's like a minefield around here! Yipe!
[finds line in his foot after accidentally going on rusty nail]
Chet: Op! Oh no. I've got tetanus and my mouth's burning up. I've got tetanus and my fuel's burning up. *I've got - -*
[Turbo hurries over and gives Chet a salt packet to breathe in like a bag]
Turbo: CHET! Will you - *calm - down?* There is no reason to panic! Everything is going to be just... fine.
[glass jar traps Turbo and Chet]
Tito: Well, well, well. Looks like you need a home, huh? Hahaha! This must be my lucky day!
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Chet: Now, with the television gone, you can finally stop watching these races and get on with your life.
Turbo: I have a life?
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Whiplash: Little far from home, aren't you, garden snail?
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Whiplash: Listen, garden snail. you clearly have the skills to pay the bills. If snails had to pay bills, that is. You will need to pay them.
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White Shadow: Here one second, gone the next. They call me
[emerges from shadows]
White Shadow: the White Shadow! I can move so fast, all you see is my shadow.
Turbo: I don't get it.
White Shadow: I'm fast, like a shadow!
Turbo: But shadows, they're not inheretly fast.
White Shadow: [Crawls back into the shadows] White Shadowwww...
Turbo: I can still see you.
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Turbo: Are you crazy?
Whiplash: Yeah, I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?
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Turbo: Snails don't have money. Or else they'll have to pay the bills. Remember?
Whiplash: Your trash talk is needlessly complicated!
Turbo: Is it? Or is it that your unpaid bills... are overdue?
Whiplash: Enough talk! It's time... for action.
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White Shadow: You've just been White Shadowed!
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Chet: Is this really necessary?
Smoove Move: No, but where's the fun in that?
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Chet: Has the whole world lost its mind?
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Chet: Theo, what happens if you wake up tomorrow, and your powers are gone? Hm? What then?
Turbo: Then I better make the most of today.
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Paz: [after Tito puts on some fake glasses] Please tell me those phony glasses are *not* your plan!
Tito: Uh, no! That would be ridiculous!
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Burn: I'm Burn!
[flames show up from her shell into Chet's face]
Burn: Sizzle, sizzle, uh-uh!
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Smoove Move: The name is Smoove Move, I set the tone around here, you diggy dig? But right about now, I'm moving so fast, the whole world's going in slow
[swivels in slow motion]
Smoove Move: motion baby!
Burn, Skidmark: Whaaatttt...
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[repeated line]
Guy Gagné: No dream is too big, and no dreamer... too small.
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Turbo: [arriving into work] And so begins another wonderful work week at... the plant.
Turbo Quotes
Extended Reading
