Toy Story of Terror Quotes

[repeated line]

Combat Carl: Combat Carl never gives up. Combat Carl finds a way.

Combat Carl: Remember your training.

Jessie: I don't have any training.

Trixie: What's the matter with Jessie?

Mr. Potato Head: She was abandoned in a box for years.

Mr. Pricklepants: The roadside motel is one of the most common settings for a horror movie. Remote, isolated, ordinary. A quiet environment to alleviate the audience's expectations. I'll be expecting her to ask the inkeeper for the phone any minute now.

Bonnie's Mom: Can we use your phone? Our car has a flat.

Mr. Pricklepants: Right on cue.

Jessie: Where are you going?

Mr. Potato Head: We're at a motel. I'm checking out the amenities. You know, the free stuff? Little soaps, shower caps, shampoo, conditioner.

Mr. Pricklepants: I wouldn't do that if I were you. In horror movies the first to leave is usually the first to get it.

Woody: Potato Head, don't leave the bag. A motel is one of the easiest places for a toy to get lost.

Mr. Potato Head: Ah, shut your worry hole. Nobody's getting lost. Besides, I promissed Hamm I'd bring him something nice.

Jessie: Where are you guys going?

Trixie: We're gonna see the free stuff.

Mr. Pricklepants: And if something does happen to the potato, I wouldn't want to miss it.

Buzz Lightyear: Not to worry. We're all right here. See, there's Woody, Pricklepants, Trixie, Rex... Wait, where's Potato Head?

Mr. Pricklepants: And so it begins.

[Thunder clap]

Woody: Pricklepants, you're not helping!

Rex: So what happens next?

Mr. Pricklepants: Usually this is the point of the story where the characters are picked off one by one.

[He is snatched by an unseen force]

Jessie: Uh, where's Pricklepants?

Rex: Aah! He was right here! What are we going to do? He was the only one who knew what the heck is going oooo...

[Is snatched]

Combat Carl: When Combat Carl is in a jam, he says to himself, "Combat Carl never gives up. Combat Carl finds a way." Now say it!

Jessie: Combat Carl never gives up...

Combat Carl: You're not Combat Carl!

Jessie: Oh! Jessie never gives up! Jessie finds a way!

Trixie: It's been a while. I don't think she's coming back.

Mr. Pricklepants: Patience. Cinematic structure dictates that it's always darkest...

Mr. Potato Head: Can it, Pants! Life ain't a movie! They ain't never coming back!

Rex: Look, they're coming back!

Jessie: Uh, where's Potato Head?

Woody: Oh, no.

Mr. Pricklepants: Oh, it appears the monster has returned to claim one last victim.

Jessie: No, he's not. He's right over there.

Mr. Potato Head: [to his arm] Oh, I missed you, baby! We'll never be separated again.

[the car hits a bump, Mr. Potato Head's parts all fall off]

Mr. Potato Head: Aw, nuts.

[All laugh]

Mr. Pricklepants: Group laughter. A sure sign that the worst is behind us.

Rex: So, it's the end?

Mr. Pricklepants: Yes. I believe they'd be running the credits just about now.

[Cut to end credits]

Buzz Lightyear: [while watching the movie] Tactics, Betsy, tactics. Find something to defend yourself with.

[Betsy grabs a vase]

Buzz Lightyear: There you go.

Mr. Pricklepants: Completely uselsess! Everyone knows a stake through the heart is the only way to defeat a vampire.

Mr. Pricklepants: And now we've reached the threshold. Every horror story has one. Once the heroes cross it, there's no turning back.

Buzz Lightyear: Rex, over here.

Rex: Coming!

Woody: All we need to do is find a way down.

[Rex trips over the others and they fall down the grate]

Woody: Well, that did the trick.

Rex: Oops! Sorry!

[Jessie has just met Combat Carl]

Combat Carl: Combat Carl's seen things. Horrible things. Combat Carl's learned you gotta keep movin'. Or else, they find you!

Jessie: [confused] Are *you* Combat Carl?

[Woody, Buzz and Jessie find Mr. Potato Head's arm, holding up its index finger]

Woody: It's Potato Head's arm. Looks like he's trying to tell us something.

Buzz Lightyear: It must be some kind of sign language.

Woody: Let's see... one... One word?

Buzz Lightyear: One syllable?

Woody: Once upon a time!

Buzz Lightyear: One plus one is two!

Jessie: [Whistles] Uh, guys? I think he's pointing up.

[She points up to an air duct]

Woody: Oh, up.

Buzz Lightyear: Yes, of course. Up.