Tooth Fairy Quotes

  • Derek Thompson: You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth.

  • Derek Thompson: I'm the Tooth Fairy.

    Randy: Thought you said you were a vampire. You got some inconsistent mythology.

  • Derek Thompson: Does this tutu make my butt look big?

    Lily: Yes.

  • Derek Thompson: I can shrink down to six inches.

  • [Tracy is riding a Zamboni and firing a giant amnesia gun into the crowd]

    Tracy: Good luck finding your cars!