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Narrator: [from trailer] After a lifetime of being the world's most famous enemies, Tom & Jerry are about to start over...
[as Tom goes to get a hug from Jerry, he is run over by an incoming bus, ending up flattened on the front]
Narrator: ...in the big city.
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Chef Jackie: I will not let this hotel be ruined by a cat and a mouse!
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Kayla: [after Jerry hands her his tiny ID] Oh, wow! This is so detailed.
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Kayla: With a what now?
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Terence: That's Joy, the bell girl, I think she was raised by wolves.
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Terence: Don't say 'over', this isn't Star Trek.
Kayla: [whining] That takes all the fun out of it, what's the point of walkie talkies then?
Terence: I can still hear you.
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Ben: [playing simulator golf] I haven't seen this many shanks since I was in prison, white collar, but still...
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Terence: I know who you are.
Kayla: [frozen with fear] Who am I?
Terence: You're one of those millennials who thinks you can get whatever you want without working for it, with free shipping.
Kayla: [slowly recovering] Well, who doesn't like free shipping?
Terence: This is a cutthroat business, I had to claw my way to the middle, and I don't plan to stop there.
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Kayla: [Tom's frantically boarding up Jerry's mouse hole] Whoa, chill out, besides, this isn't going to keep out that tiny sociopath.
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Joy the Bell Girl: I lose lots of things, last week I lost my baby brother, please don't tell anyone.
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Joy the Bell Girl: [trying to herd the exotic birds] Like, what sound does a peacock make?
Cameron: Like, *caw caw*, I think that sounds like it.
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Spike: [after Tom hits him with a bat] Listen kitty cat, I don't like getting pounded, I see you again, I'm gonna bash your head in, capeesh?
[closes door, opens it again, grabs bat, bashes Tom's head in]
Spike: Saw you again.
[closes door]
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Preeta: Tootsie's usually very shy, and by shy I mean she claws people's faces.
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Ben: All I care about is that you're happy. You think your dad will love it?
Preeta: You keep asking if he'll love it, I'm sending him with you on the honeymoon.
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Terence: This is insane, I'm going insane!
Mr Dubros: Well you're certainly *acting* insane.
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Kayla: I think we both did things we regret for this job.
[leans in]
Kayla: Tom and Jerry told me about what you did, I won't tell.
Terence: [quietly] Thank you.
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[first lines]
Real Estate Rat: Oh, we've been at this all day, buddy, I get it. Those other spots didn't float your boat, but wait until you see this next place. It screams mouse house. Wait, can I say that? Is that copyrighted? Heh. There we go.
[pulls a switch, but the elevator doesn't work]
Real Estate Rat: Whoops. Sorry about that. The elevator's being, uh, repaired.
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Terence: Okay. I need you to understand the sensitivity of this matter.
Kayla: Yes
Terence: If a picture of this mouse is tweeted up to insta-book-face or the ticky-tock,we will be ruined.
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[seeing that Preeta getting in her car]
Kayla: Hey... Where's Preeta going?
Gavin the Doorman: A doorman never tells
[pauses]
Gavin the Doorman: JFK
Tom and Jerry Quotes
Extended Reading
