Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! Quotes

  • Marina Osorio: You want to fuck me, right? Get it over with.

    Ricky: Relax. We'll fuck when the time comes.

  • Ricky: I didn't mean to hurt you, but you started to scream.

  • Ricky: I had to kidnap you so you'd get to know me. I'm sure you'll get to love me as I love you.

  • Ricky: I'm 23 years old, I have 50,000 pesetas, and I'm alone in the world. I'll try to be a good husband to you and a good father to your children.

  • Ricky: I have nothing, so I have nothing to lose.

  • Directora psiquiátrico: What will you do?

    Ricky: Get a job, start a family. Like any normal person.

    Directora psiquiátrico: You're not a normal person.

  • Directora psiquiátrico: It's 50,000 pesetas. It's for the drawings and for the mad, passionate moments you gave me.

  • Anciano psiquiátrico: Running away, eh?

    Ricky: No, this time the judge says I can go. I'm fit to join society.

    Anciano psiquiátrico: Society! I belonged to a society once too. It was a gourmet society. But one day they poisoned me. I'd be careful if I were you.

  • Marina Osorio: I'm taking my panties off. They show.

    Lola: What's worse, showing your panties or your pussy?

  • Lola: We're doing a number at the party tonight. I promised Maximo.

    Marina Osorio: What kind?

    Lola: Something sexy. But nothing complicated. From our old act.

    Marina Osorio: I'm not sure I remember.

    Lola: Sure you do. Some tits here, some ass there.

  • Máximo Espejo: Since I've been confined to this chair, I've felt hornier than ever. My wife says I'm regressing back to childhood. She may be right. After a stroke, you have to learn everything over again.

  • Máximo Espejo: When you put your heart and genitals into something, it's always personal.

  • Máximo Espejo: If you want to leave here alive, don't mention the words "porno" and "junkie" again!

  • Lola: He'll be the end of my producing career.

    Marina Osorio: He's the nicest director I've ever had.

    Lola: That's just it. He'd like to be even nicer. You knew that, yet you still took off your panties!

    Marina Osorio: So what?

    Lola: So he sees that, gets aroused, and changes everything so he can save you!

  • Lola: Hold on! Hold on! Nobody leave. Someone stole my Walkman.

  • Marina Osorio: Don't stare at me like that.

    Máximo Espejo: I'm not staring. I'm admiring.

  • Decorador: You'll have to tell me your secret when I get back.

    Marina Osorio: When's that?

    Decorador: In a couple weeks.

    Marina Osorio: Enjoy yourself. And get laid.

    Decorador: If I do, I'm not coming back.

  • Ricky: We met once a year ago at a bar name Lulu's. Remember? I'd just escaped from the institution. We met by chance at Lulu's. We went to your place and fucked. You don't remember? I promised to come back and protect you.

    Marina Osorio: Lots of men have said that!

    Ricky: But I'm here to prove it.

  • Máximo Espejo: Lola, I don't care much for your face, but your ass is another story.

  • Máximo Espejo: We all missed Marina. What's keeping her?

    Lola: I just spoke to her. Your rain scene made her toothache worse.

    Alma: He told me all about it. It sounded amazing!

    Lola: Sure, it's great hanging in the rain for hours like "A Man Called Horse."

  • Máximo Espejo: Lola, please forgive my alcohol-induced aggression, but while I can't stand your mug, you've got a great pair of tits!

    Alma: It's true.

  • Ricky: I don't like tying you up.

    Marina Osorio: Then don't.

  • Marina Osorio: Will you help me?

    Ricky: You don't mind if I see you naked?

    Marina Osorio: Not anymore.

  • Marina Osorio: Now I remember.

    Ricky: What?

    Marina Osorio: I remember you now.

    Ricky: I don't follow.

    Marina Osorio: You said we'd screwed before, and I said I didn't remember. Well, now I remember, perfectly.

  • Ricky: I'd escape now and then, but I always went back.

    Marina Osorio: Why?

    Ricky: I had no where to go, and the Director lady liked me.

    Marina Osorio: That's why you're such a good lay.

    Ricky: With them it was different.

    Marina Osorio: Were there lots of directors?

    Ricky: No, only one director. The others were nurses.

  • Ricky: Will you run away if I don't tie you up?

    Marina Osorio: I don't know. You'd better tie me up. Tie me up.

  • Lola: You're crazy! How can you love a kidnapper who ties you up? You think that's normal? You must be in shock. You can't be that kinky!

  • Montadora: It's more of a love story than a horror story.

    Máximo Espejo: They can be hard to tell apart.

    Lola: We've got a blockbuster.