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Cedric: What do you call the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
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Cedric: Hey Mike, how old is your mom?
Michael: What?
Cedric: No, not like that. Well, it is. It is like that. How old is she? I come in the house, she was like "You wanna eat?" I said "Eat what?"
Michael: First of all, put my plate down and stop hitting on my mom!
Cedric: Don't get mad at me! I didn't even wanna be here! Y'all the ones that wanted to be here! I wanted to go to the strip club! Man, wrap this up. I got a bunch of ones and somebody gonna get 'em. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!
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Lauren: There is no such thing as a perfect man.
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Mya: I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me.
Zeke: Really?
Mya: Really
Zeke: Seriously?
Mya: Yes. No he didn't...
Zeke: Gotcha...
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Mya: Babe I got us lattes... be right back
Alex: I'll be right here
Mya: Oh, you were an animal last night! So babe, was thinking we could go our first real date?
Alex: Yeah, babe, we should do that...
Mya: Alex... no he didn't... he took my coffee?
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Jeremy: I want to be your wife and I want you to be my husband... so bad... so... Will you marry me?
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Michael: Just don't want a relationship based on lies...
Cedric: That's marriage.
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