The Young Offenders Quotes

Conor: There are two things you need for an adventure, a treasure map and someone dumb enough to go with you.

Conor: If I was looking for stuff, stuff would be found.

Jock Murphy: If you are under the age of sixteen you are classified as a young offender which basically means you can't get in trouble.

Mairead MacSweeney: See that? That's called a Suckerfish. That's going to be your nickname in prison.