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Wallace: Cracking toast, Gromit!
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Wallace: It's no use prevaricating about the bush.
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Wallace: I think you'll find this present a valuable addition to our modern lifestyle. They're techno-trousers. Ex-NASA. Fantastic for walkies!
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Wallace: It's the wrong trousers Gromit! And they've gone wrong!
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[last lines]
Wallace: All's well that ends well, that's what I say.
[eats his cheese and crackers]
Wallace: Mmm... Oh, I do like a bit of Gorgonzola.
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Wallace: [about his invention that slid him out of bed and onto a chair in the room below via a trap door] Well, that went as well as could be expected, didn't it, hmm? Though I might have to make a small adjustment to the drop, a touch painful on re-entry.
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Wallace: No more lodgers - more trouble than they're worth!
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Wallace: [as he goes flying around the room] Hang in there, Gromit! Everything's under control!
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Wallace: [upon falling through the trap door into the techno-trousers, instead of his normal trousers] It's the wrong trousers! The wrong trousers!
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[Wallace has fallen into the techno-trousers and, thanks to Feathers McGraw controlling them, sent Wallace rampaging about town before returning him home to bed, tired]
Wallace: A good doze, that's what I need. Get me strength back. What a... What a shocking calam... calam... calamity...
[falls asleep, snoring]
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Wallace: [to Feathers McGraw] Good grief. It's you. Now, get me out of those trousers.
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Wallace: [being marched down the side of a building in the techno-trousers, controlled by Feathers] That's quite enough! You'll be hearing from my solicitor about this! Ooh! Oh! Mind how you go! You can't go taking liberties like this! I'm a respectable citizen!
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Wallace: [Feathers moves him, in the techno-trousers, into a wardrobe] This wardrobe's nearly new, you know!
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[Feathers has locked Wallace and Gromit in a wardrobe]
Wallace: Well, this is a fine how do you do, isn't it, Gromit?
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[Feathers has locked Wallace and Gromit in a wardrobe. Gromit hotwires the techo-trousers' wiring and they start marching on the spot, the wardrobe shakes]
Wallace: My goodness, it'll ruin the woodwork!
[the wardrobe is wrenched clear of its bottom and they start moving across the room]
Wallace: Oh! There goes me knotty pine!
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Wallace: Well, Gromit, let's see what's on the 9.05, shall we?
[in comes a model train on the track that goes through the room]
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[It's Gromit's birthday]
Wallace: [lying in bed, jabbing the breakfast buzzer] It's my turn for breakfast this morning, Gromit.
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Wallace: Happy birthday, chuck!
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Wallace: [ineffectually trying to get his new lodger, the penguin, not to stay in Gromit's room] Look... there's something I've got to tell you. It's, erm... no pets. Does that suit you?
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Wallace: [as Gromit frantically lays down pieces of track in front of the model train they're riding on at speed through the house] Mind the table, Gromit!
[they weave between the table legs as they pass underneath it]
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Wallace: [waking up to find himself in the techno-trousers, hanging upside down from the ceiling in a museum with the alarms ringing] What's the game, then?
The Wrong Trousers Quotes
