The Tigger Movie Quotes

Roo: What is this doo-hickey?

Tigger: Why, that's no doo-hickey. It's a thing-a-ma-bob.

Tigger: The wonderful thing about tiggers / Is tiggers are wonderful things / Their tops are made out of rubber / Their bottoms are made out of springs / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun / But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one / Tiggers are cuddly fellas / Tiggers are awfully sweet / Everyone el-es is jealous / That's why I repeat and repeat / The wonderful thing about tiggers / Is tiggers are marvellous chaps / They're loaded with vim and with vigor / They love to leap in your laps / They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, pumpy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun / But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one / I'm the only...

[Tigger crashes into Winnie the Pooh]

Tigger: Maybe this belonged to my uncle!

[pulls out apple core]

Owl: [Reciting the letter] Dear Tigger, just a note to say:...

Kanga: ...dress warmly...

Winnie The Pooh: ...eat well...

Piglet: ...stay safe and sound...

Eeyore: ...keep smiling...

Roo: We're always there for you.

Owl: Signed

Everyone: Your family.

Tigger: [asking about doing the whoop de dooper loop de looper alley ooper bounce]

Roo: You're a little on the smallish side of tiny and kinda lacking in perpendicular.

[first lines]

[various shots of a live-action bedroom with the characters portrayed as stuffed animals]

Narrator: [narrating] Now this might be the room of any small boy. But it just so happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Like most small boys, Christopher Robin had toy animals to play with; and together, they had many remarkable adventures in an enchanted place called the Hundred Acre Wood.

[crossfade to a windowsill as the camera zooms toward it with Pooh as a stuffed animal sits next to a red hardcover book with "WINNIE THE POOH' inscribed on the front cover]

Narrator: [as the "Winnie the Pooh" book opens] But of all his animal friends, Christopher Robin's very best friend was a bear called Winnie the Pooh.

[Tigger in his animated form appears]

Tigger: [to the narrator; dismayed] WINNIE THE POOH?

Tigger: [closes the book] Wait half a darn minute! It seems to me that most of these stories are about that silly old bear!

[the narrator proceeds to "open" the book again; moving Tigger out of the way]

Narrator: Well then, Tigger. Who *should* this story be about?

Tigger: Well, I happen to know someone who's extremely fascinatin', not to mention handsome and debonair-y.

Narrator: But the title already says "Winnie the Pooh".

Tigger: Oh, that's easy to fix!

[the book falls over with Tigger still in it, but he props it back up again and uses various parts of the title page and the tree to create the film's title, "The Tigger Movie"]

Tigger: [Tigger notices that "Tigger" in the title isn't colored, so he nudges the book and "Tigger" becomes orange]

Tigger: [about the title of the movie] There, now that's a wonderful title! And speaking of wonderful things... woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[Tigger does the Whoop-de-Dooper, Loop-de-Looper, Ali-Ooper Bounce into the book]

Piglet: Pooh Bear's been up in that tree an awful long time don't you think?

Eeyore: Most likely he's stuck. Been known to happen.

Piglet: Oh dear. Then i'd better climb up there and see if he's all right.

Tigger: Hello I'm Tigger! That's T I double Guh Err. And that's me.

Winnie The Pooh: I know. You bounced me lots and lots of times.

Tigger: Yeah fun ain't it? Say you wanna go bouncing with me? On account of bouncing is what Tiggers do eh best. Ew.

Winnie The Pooh: Well i would go bouncing with you Tigger. Expect i must count all these honey pots to be sure i have enough for winter. Oh let me get that please. Bother!

Tigger: Yuck! Why do these Pooh Bears like this icky sticky stuff anyways? Well no time for goofing off i've got dolling to do. T.T.F.N Ta ta for now!

Rabbit: Your attention please! I have officially completed the plans.

Winnie The Pooh: What plans?

Rabbit: These plans! For removing this boulder and restoring to Eeyore his happy home.

Eeyore: No need to bother on my account.

Rabbit: All we need is a little team evert.

Tigger: Now that's out of the way who's ready for some bouncing?

Rabbit: What is it with you and bouncing? Just look at my rock remover! Everything's ruined and all you can think about is bouncing!

Tigger: But that's what Tiggers do best.

Eeyore: Exactly. Unlike us.

Kanga: I'm afraid he's right dear.

Piglet: We really don't bounce like Tiggers because um...

Winnie The Pooh: We're not Tiggers.

[last lines]

Tigger: [after giving Roo the locket] Wait half a minute. We still need a family portrait to put in it.

Christopher Robin: [Holding a camera] Look this way, everybody. Closer. Smile.

[the camera flashes, and the movie ends with a picture of Tigger and friends, the locket closes, and the credits roll]

Tigger: You mean, you fellas are my family?

Winnie The Pooh: I'm afraid we have nothing better to offer.

[Tigger is disappointed at first, but then quickly smiles real big]

Tigger: Well, of course not, Pooh boy!

[laughs]

Tigger: 'Cause there's nothing better than the best! I should've seen it all along.

Winnie the Pooh: [as he and other animals are unmasked, having posed as Tiggers] We only wanted to help, Tigger.

Tigger: [Deeply hurt by his friends' lie] Oh. Oh. Now I understand. It was all a big joke. Well, that's all right, 'cause somewhere out there, there's a Tigger family tree full of my real Tigger family! I got a letter to prove it! And I'm gonna find 'em, so... T. T. F. E.! Ta-ta for ever!

[leaves for his family tree]

Roo: [sad about having tricked Tigger, who has left to find his family tree] Pooh, you gotta help me find Tigger! It's all my fault! He never would have left if it wasn't 'cause of me. I didn't mean to make him feel bad. I just- I just wanted him to be my big brother. We gotta go find him! We just gotta!

Winnie the Pooh: And so we will. What we need is-Think, think, think. An expotition.

Roo: An expotition?

Winnie the Pooh: Yes! To the place where Tigger is... or was... or will be?

Rabbit: We came all this way to look for you! Now forget about all this "other Tiggers" nonsense and come home.

Tigger: [offended] Nonsense?

[Rabbit starts to walk away but Tigger's reply stops him in his tracks]

Tigger: No!

[Tigger and Roo sit glumly out in the snow. Tigger, wearing the locket, looks depressed]

Roo: ...Tigger? I gotta go home now. Mama will be worried about me.

[Tigger stares blankly ahead]

Roo: Tigger?

Tigger: Ah, what am I kiddin' myself? They're not comin'. 'Cause I might as well face it. There aren't any other Tiggers.

[He takes the locket off and holds it in his paw]

Tigger: I guess this means this silly old thing just... gonna stay empty for... all of forever.

Roo: But isn't the wonderful thing about Tiggers is that you're the only one?

Tigger: [patting Roo's head] You betcha, Roo-boy.

[He goes sadly to his house]

Tigger: Oh, the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm... the very only... last... lonely... single... solitary...

[He stops at his treehouse and cries a little]

Tigger: ... one.