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Jason Whitney/Jerry Ashton: Hey! What'd you do to the world?
Douglas Hall: Turned it off.
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Douglas Hall: Of course, we've improved on this model since then, now the players can beat the shit out of, and try to drown one another.
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Detective McBain: I think I made the age-old mistake: Never trust a beautiful woman.
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Detective McBain: [after shooting David and realizing the truth] So, is someone gonna unplug me now?
[to Jane]
Detective McBain: Do me a favor, will you? When you get back to wherever it is that you come from, just leave us all the hell alone down here, okay?
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Hannon Fuller: [First lines] Ignorance is bliss. For the first time in my life, I agree.
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Jason Whitney/Jerry Ashton: Why are you fucking with our lives?
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[last lines]
Jane Fuller: There's so many things I have to tell you about, Doug.
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Detective McBain: [after repeatedly informing McBain throughout the film that he doesn't smoke, Hall fishes a cigarette out of his pack and lights it while being interrogated] Man, you're picking up bad habits left and right.
Douglas Hall: Must be the stress.
Detective McBain: Then you'll need a carton.
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Jason Whitney/Jerry Ashton: If you're thinkin' what I think you're thinkin', don't even think about it.
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Jason Whitney/Jerry Ashton: So who's in control?
Douglas Hall: *Not* us.
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Jane Fuller: Why did you butcher those people?
Douglas Hall: Because it was fun!
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Douglas Hall: He did it. He jacked in.
Jason Whitney/Jerry Ashton: Huh? Who's Jack?
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Douglas Hall: I know the truth.
Jane Fuller: Where are you?
Douglas Hall: You could call it the end of the world.
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Douglas Hall: We're nothing but a simulation on some computer.
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Jane Fuller: I fell in love with you before I even met you.
Douglas Hall: How can you love me? I am not even real. You can't fall in love with a dream.
Jane Fuller: You're more real to me than anything I've ever known.
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Jason Whitney/Jerry Ashton: So this is where I was born.
[David, in Douglas' body, shoots Ashton]
Douglas Hall: And this is where you die.
The Thirteenth Floor Quotes
Extended Reading
