The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Quotes

  • Dean: [Charlie walks in the door and Dean hits him] You motherfucker! Now, lets see what kind of soldier you are sheriff.

    [Hits his head into the ground]

    Dean: One! That was beautiful form sheriff!

    [Smashes his head into the ground more]

    Dean: Two! Halfway doesn't count dick head.

    [Smashes his head again]

    Dean: Three! Is that all you got, is that all you fucking got

    [Continually smashing his Charlie's head into the ground]

    Dean: You killed my girlfriend! Fuck you asshole, Fuck YOU! -

    [pause]

    Dean: My money says your not goin' anywhere.

    [Hits his head into the ground once more, Charlie spits out blood and teeth, Dean then hears the sound of the Chainsaw]

  • Chrissie: What about my friends?

    Holden: Fuck your friends! You're on your own.

    Chrissie: You Asshole!

  • [from trailer]

    Sheriff Hoyt: See whatcha did boy?

  • Sheriff Hoyt: [after seeing Leatherface with a mask for the first time] I like your new face.

  • Sheriff Hoyt: As long as we stick t'geth'r th'ain't nuthin' we can't handle!

  • Sheriff Hoyt: We're on our own tonight people... and alone, we shall rise above it all!

  • Sheriff Hoyt: [after shooting the sheriff of a small town] Damn, I just killed the entire police department!

  • Sheriff Hoyt: Ask after grace, asshole.

  • Sheriff Hoyt: [to Eric] You don't like playin' with me anymore 'cause I'm a pussy, that's what you said. Well my nephew Tommy ain't no pussy, maybe you wanna play with him for a little while.

  • Bailey: We're going on a road trip!

  • Bailey: This may come as a shock to you, but most guys are into this kind of thing.

  • Chrissie: What are you doing?

    Eric: Shh, i gotta sneak up on them, and catch them.

    Chrissie: Catch who?

    Eric: Gooks in the swamp.

    Chrissie: Eric, the only thing you're gonna catch in this water's disease!

  • Chrissie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Sheriff Hoyt: My money says he aint going nowhere

  • Sheriff Hoyt: Get her in there! I think you like wasting my time blondie!

  • Chrissie: Why are you doing this?

    Sheriff Hoyt: No talking untill i've said grace, asshole.

  • Tea Lady: I just can't stop eating those little chocolates. They are soo good!

    Luda Mae: I put coconut in them!

    Tea Lady: Oh sweet Jesus!

  • Sheriff Hoyt: Tommy? Tommy? We need you upstairs. Bring your lil' toy with you.

    Luda Mae: What are you goona do to him?

    Sheriff Hoyt: Nothin' but a little surgery. Come on now Tommy.

    [Chainsaw revs, Monty's leg is sliced off, the other leg cut in the process]

    Monty: AAAAAAAAAHH!

    Sheriff Hoyt: Now come on Tommy, that's sloppy work. Fix it up!

    Luda Mae: No No!

    Monty: AAAAAAAAAAHH!

    [Cuts off other leg clean]

    Luda Mae: What on earth didya do that for?

    Sheriff Hoyt: You know, jus' to balance things out.

  • Bailey: Normal guys would die for this.

    Dean: I'm just distracted.

  • Sheriff Hoyt: There comes a time, when a boy, becomes a man.

  • [last lines]

    Narrator: From 1969 to 1973, the Hewitt family murdered thirty-three people across the state of Texas. To this day, it is universally considered the most notorious and brutally sadistic killing spree in the annals of American history: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

  • Chrissie: [Charlie, or "Hoyt" finishes saying grace] I have a question for you. It involves the family tree, the lineage, if you will. Its like a system through a table...

    [pauses]

    Chrissie: Do you guys fuck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?

    Sheriff Hoyt: You blasphemous Bitch! This is redemption lady, thats what this is! Oh your all gonna pay for your sins, thats right. And especially you!

  • Holden: I'm looking for the girl.

    Sheriff Hoyt: The girl? She's right there.

    [Points to Bailey]

    Holden: That's not her.

    Sheriff Hoyt: Well if that's not the girl then... oh I don't think you wanna see the other one.

  • Sheriff Hoyt: [Hoyt looks at Monty's freshly severed leg cut off by Leatherface] Look at that, that's not neat at all. Even 'em up boy!

    [Leatherface proceeds to cut off the other leg]

  • Chrissie: Tell me something, Do you fuck all of your cousins or just the ones you find attractive?

  • Sheriff Hoyt: Come on Tommy, Ain't no different than the slaughterhouse. Meat's meat, Bone's bone... Get it done.

  • Sheriff Winston: [about tom aka Leatherface] You raised that retard right, you and me, we aint takin' this drive right now.

    Sheriff Hoyt: He aint retarded, he's misunderstood.

  • Chrissie: Do you just fuck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?

  • Sheriff Winston: I often ask myself, "What makes a man a killer?"

  • Sloane: Boss, I need a bathroom break.

  • Sloane: Please, dear lord no!

  • [seeing Baby Thomas aka Baby Leatherface for the first time]

    Young Luda Mae: Isn't he beautiful?

    Sheriff Hoyt: That's the ugliest thing I ever saw.

  • Sheriff Hoyt: [after shooting the Sheriff] Holy Shit! I just killed the whole fucking Sheriff's department... wonder what that felt like?

  • Sheriff Hoyt: People may not remember what we say here tonight, but by God they'll remember what we did.

  • Bailey: I'm going to use my tongue in ways the Lord never intended.

  • [Monty is urinating]

    Monty: You little bastard, I know you got more in there.

Extended Reading
  • Barrett 2022-04-22 07:01:39

    The nursery rhyme sung by the old BITCH is the same song in the Red Mountain, or it must be so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. . .

  • Sam 2022-03-27 09:01:11

    Insensitive. I would love to see the 3D version.