The Suicide Squad Quotes

  • Bloodsport: We're all going to die.

    Polka-Dot Man: I hope so.

    Bloodsport: Oh, for fuck's sake...

  • King Shark: Nom-nom!

    [eats someone]

  • Thinker: This is suicide.

    Rick Flag: Well, that's kind of our thing.

  • Bloodsport: What's the plan?

    Rick Flag: How the hell am I supposed to know?

    Peacemaker: You're the leader! You're supposed to be decisive!

    Bloodsport: And I'm deciding that you should eat a big bag of dicks!

    Peacemaker: If this whole beach was completely covered in dicks, and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say "no problemo!"

    Ratcatcher II: Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

    Peacemaker: Who knows why madmen do what they do?

  • Rick Flag: Alright, who ate all the fucking empanadas?

    Bloodsport: I had the chicken. Mine were very good.

    Rick Flag: All right, here's the deal. We fail the mission, you die.

    Bloodsport: We find out any information you give is is false, you die.

    Harley Quinn: If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die.

    Rick Flag: What? No.

    Harley Quinn: If you mismatch blacks, you die.

    Rick Flag: No!

    Harley Quinn: If you cough without covering your mouth...

    Rick Flag: Harley. Those last three aren't things. Although, probably don't need to say this, but that isn't an open invitation for you to cough without covering your mouth.

  • [Starro appears]

    John Economos: Oh my god, we've got a freaking kaiju up in this shit!

  • Peacemaker: You gotta be kidding me! You're gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester?

    Bloodsport: This coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head?

    Rick Flag: We don't leave one of our own behind!

  • Savant: So, this is the famous Suicide Squad.

  • Amanda Waller: You know the deal: successfully complete the mission and you get ten years off your sentence. You fail to follow my orders in any way, and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull.

  • Harley Quinn: I love the rain, it's like angels are splooging all over us!

  • Amanda Waller: Any questions?

    [long silence]

    King Shark: Hand!

    Amanda Waller: Yes, that is your hand. Very good.

  • Ratcatcher II: They call you Peacemaker.

    Peacemaker: I cherish peace with all of my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I kill to get it.

    Ratcatcher II: [to Polka-Dot Man] I thought you were the crazy one.

    Polka-Dot Man: I am.

  • Jacket Slogan: Live fast. Die clown.

  • Peacemaker: [from trailer] I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.

  • Peacemaker: [from trailer] Nothing like a bloodbath to start the day.

  • Peacemaker: [from trailer] You're the leader. You're supposed to be decisive.

  • Amanda Waller: Your mission is to destroy every trace of something known only as Project Starfish. Any questions?

    Peacemaker: [raises hand] Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection?

    [everyone stares at Peacemaker]

    Amanda Waller: No.

  • Blackguard: [looks at Weasel] Is this thing a dog?

    Captain Boomerang: A dog? What kind of dog do you think it is, mate?

    T.D.K.: I'm gonna go with Afghan hound!

    Harley Quinn: Oh my god, you're a werewolf?

    Blackguard: YOU STUCK ME NEXT TO A WEREWOLF? YO MAN LET ME OUT!

    [struggles to get free]

    Rick Flag: Hey, hey! He's not a werewolf, he's a weasel! He's harmless! I mean, he's not harmless, he's killed 27 children, but, you know...

  • Rick Flag: [to Ratcatcher II] Ratatouille, what do you got?

    Ratcatcher II: [looking through binoculars and interpreting Sebastian's hand signal as Sebastian is peeking through the window] Third floor hallway's clear. Abner?

    Polka-Dot Man: There doesn't seem to be any incoming traffic.

    King Shark: [on radio] Bird.

    Rick Flag: Nanaue, stay off the comm!

  • Polka-Dot Man: I'M A SUPERHERO! I'M A MOTHERFUCKING SUPERHERO!

  • Harley Quinn: TDK stands for The Detachable Kid?

    [sees TDK remove his arms and levitate them to soldiers and slap them mediocrely]

    Harley Quinn: What the fuck?

    Rick Flag: I didn't pick the damn team!

  • Sol Soria: The clothes in the boxes is for all of you so you can blend in. That said, the walking tiburon is going to have to stay out of sight.

    King Shark: I wear disguise!

    Ratcatcher II: Awww, you are going to wear disguise?

    King Shark: Si!

    Peacemaker: Hey, he's learning Spanish!

    Ratcatcher II: What kind of disguise?

    King Shark: Fake moustache!

  • [King Shark has a false moustache]

    Bloodsport: You still look like you.

    Peacemaker: It's the worst fake moustache I've ever seen.

    Bloodsport: If you followed us, we'd have to kill you, shark-shaped bloke with a moustache creeping up on us like that...

    King Shark: FUCK YOU!

  • Rick Flag: Peacemaker... what a joke.

  • Javelin: [to Harley] You are the only one worthy to take my javelin.

  • Starro: I was happy in space, looking at the stars...

  • Captain Boomerang: Why're you in prison?

    Harley Quinn: I got road rage... in a bank.

  • Ratcatcher II: How would you like it if I sent half a dozen rats up your ass?

    Thinker: You might be surprised by my response.

  • Bloodsport: Why the fuck are you in your underwear?Tighty-whities? Really?

    Peacemaker: Now that's just racist.

    Bloodsport: No. It's not racist. They're tighty-whities.

  • Young Cleo: Why rats, Papa?

    Ratcatcher: Rats are the lowliest and most despised of all creatures, my love. But if they have purpose, so do we all.

  • Harley Quinn: I love your accent.

    Javelin: All American women love men with accents.

    Harley Quinn: We do! It's 'cause we don't got none.

  • Peacemaker: I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.

  • Harley Quinn: I love the rain. It's like angels are splooging all over us.

  • Peacemaker: You gotta be kidding me. You're gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester.

  • Peacemaker: Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection?

  • Harley Quinn: When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don't just go away quietly. They slash your tires and they kill your dogs and tell you that the music you like ain't real music at all. And all the cruelty tears you apart after a while.

  • Bloodsport: We're all gonna die.

    Polka-Dot Man: I hope so.

    Bloodsport: Oh, for fuck's sake.

  • Sol Soria: Why did my people not alert me of your arrival?

    Bloodsport: We didn't see any people.

  • Ratcatcher II: This city isn't yours. This city isn't ours. This city is theirs.

  • Bloodsport: I'm no fucking leader!

    Amanda Waller: Then I'll make you one.

  • Harley Quinn: Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing and I would murder him. And killing kids? Kind of a red flag.

  • Peacemaker: Nothing like a bloodbath to start the day.

  • Peacemaker: [to Rick] Keeping the peace is worth any price.

  • Amanda Waller: [to Bloodsport] I wouldn't take such extreme measures if this mission weren't more important than you could possibly imagine.

  • Ratcatcher II: If I die 'cause I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death.

  • Bloodsport: What's with the javelin?

    Harley Quinn: I'm waiting for God to tell me.

  • Bloodsport: Uh, what's with the javelin?

    Harley Quinn: I'm waiting for God to tell me.

    Bloodsport: Jesus Christ!

    Harley Quinn: Yeah. Or Him. Or any of them really.

  • Thinker: Unclench your fucking pearls, Flag! We serve the same master!

    Ratcatcher II: We were sent here to stop you!

    Thinker: Child, your government didn't send you here to protect the world from alien technology, your government sent you here to cover up their part in it!

    Rick Flag: You're a goddamn liar!

    Thinker: American goddamn astronauts found Starro! Yankee fucking doodle dandies! Although the Cold War was ended, your government saw the potential in weaponizing such a powerful beast. But banish the thought of any such experiments being held on American soil!

  • [Starro grabs the Thinker]

    Thinker: Okay, we gotta calm down. Let's all just... let's-let's just talk about this. I understand where you're coming from! I crashed your life! Okay! I crashed your life! But I'm ready to change! I am ready to change! I didn't mean to harm you!

    [Starro tears him apart and throws him at a window]

  • Rick Flag: I joined the army to serve my country, not be its damn puppet!

  • Starro: [possessing citizens] This city is ours!

    Ratcatcher II: This city is not yours. This city is not even ours. This city is THEIRS!

    [rats appear]

  • Starro: [speaking through people] Have you come to save me from that madman? Thirty years he's kept me here... tortured me... had his way with me!

  • Ratcatcher II: Why rats, Papa?

    Ratcatcher: Rats are the lowliest and most despised of all creatures, my love. If they have purpose, so do we all.

  • Bloodsport: No one likes a show-off.

    Peacemaker: Unless what they're showing off is dope as fuck.

    Bloodsport: Fuck. That's true.

  • Polka-Dot Man: I don't like to kill people, but if I pretend they're my mom it's easy.

  • Bloodsport: No one likes a show-off!

    Peacemaker: Unless what they're showing off is DOPE as FUCK!

    Peacemaker: FUCK! THAT'S TRUE!

  • Bloodsport: [holds gun underneath his coat to the Thinker] That is a gun. So smile.

    [the Thinker smiles nervously]

    Bloodsport: we're old mates who are going to take a trip to Jotunheim.

    [They both laugh]

    Thinker: Yup. Even with my help, you think you can get into Jotunheim?

    Bloodsport: Well, if we can't, I've got a great white out back that's looking for some chum.

  • Polka-Dot Man: I don't like to kill people, but if I pretend they're my mom, it's easy.

  • Polka-Dot Man: I turn people into my mom, and I kill them.

  • Bloodsport: No one likes a show-off.

    Peacemaker: Unless what they're showing off is dope as fuck.

    Bloodsport: [under his breath] Fuck. That's true.

  • Harley Quinn: Who's Milton?

  • Calendar Man: Hey, Polka Dot Man, I was hoping you'd entertain my kid's birthday party, you fucking pussy!

  • Harley Quinn: When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don't just go away quietly. They slash your tires and they kill your dogs, and tell you that the music you like ain't real music at all. And all the cruelty... tears you apart after a while.

  • Savant: So this is the famous Suicide Squad?

    Rick Flag: Well, we consider that term degrading. The official term is "Task Force X" and love 'em or hate 'em, these are your brothers and sisters for the next few days.

  • Thinker: Your equipment manipulates animal behavior, clever. I'm working with something similar with humans.

    Ratcatcher II: Be quiet please.

    Thinker: You're perceivably panicked, I'm guessing you're not the alphas of this battalion.

    Ratcatcher II: Do you want a dozen angry rodents crawling up your ass?

    Ratcatcher II: My answer might not be what you expect.

  • Bloodsport: [Nanaue tries to disguise himself with a fake moustache] You still look like yourself.

    Peacemaker: That's the worst fake mustache I've ever seen

    Bloodsport: And if you had fooled us, we'd have to kill you, shark shaped bloke with a moustache creeping up on us like that.

    King Shark: [throws a fit] FUCK!

    [he grunts and walks off]

    King Shark: You, you

    [Ratcatcher 2 and Bloodsport are snickering while Nanaue is grumbling]

  • Ratcatcher II: [Sebastian the rat is being affectionate to Bloodsport] Aw. He always wants to be near you. I think he senses good in you.

    Bloodsport: Yeah, there's no good in me.

    [He shuts the van door on Sebastian]

  • Harley Quinn: [to Thinker] I am walking back and forth!

  • Starro: I was happy floating, staring at the stars...

  • Bloodsport: I think liberty's just your excuse to do whatever you want.

  • King Shark: So smart, me. Enjoy books so much.

  • Blackguard: Yo is this a dog?

    Captain Boomerang: What!

    Blackguard: Is this thing a dog?

    Captain Boomerang: A dog what kind of dog do you think it is mate?

    Blackguard: I don't know I'm not familiar with all the breeds.

    T.D.K.: I'm gonna go with Afghan hound.

    Captain Boomerang: Since when does an Afghan hound have bloody thumbs!

    Harley Quinn: Oh my god is it a werewolf? I've wanted to meet a werewolf forever!

    Blackguard: Yo he's turning into a werewolf dude let me out not a fucking werewolf!

    Rick Flag: Hey hey he's not a werewolf ok he's a weasel he's harmless. I mean not harmless he's killed 27 children.

  • Javelin: What does T.D.K stand for?

    T.D.K.: What?

    Javelin: Your name is T.D.K., correct?

    T.D.K.: Yeah.

    Javelin: And it stands for what?

    T.D.K.: ...It stands for me. It's what a name is.

    Javelin: Your name is letters?

    Captain Boomerang: All names are letters, dickhead.

  • Amanda Waller: [to Savant] You know the deal. Successfully complete the mission, you get 10 years off your sentence. You fail to follow my orders in any way, and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull.

    Doctor Fitzgibbon: Good dog.

    Amanda Waller: We are a black ops unit. Meaning, nothing you see here ever happened.

  • Rick Flag: Savant. Or would you rather be called Durlin?

    Savant: I'd rather not be called at all. But I'll do anything to get out of this hellhole.

    Rick Flag: Well, welcome to anything.

    Savant: So this is the famous Suicide Squad.

    Rick Flag: Well, we consider that term degrading. The official term is Task Force X and love them or hate them, these are your brothers and sisters for the next few days. Captain Boomerang. Blackguard. Mongal. Javelin. TDK. Weasel. And of course...

    Harley Quinn: Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. Had to go number two.

    Rick Flag: Good to know.

    Captain Boomerang: What are you doing back in prison, Harls?

    Harley Quinn: I got road rage. In a bank.

  • Flo Crawley: What does Savant do again?

    Emilia Harcourt: It's Brian Durlin. He's an expert in weapons and hand to hand combat.

    Flo Crawley: Yeah, well, I'm putting twenty on him that he's going to bite it.

    Emilia Harcourt: Me too. And Weasel, Boomer, and Mongal.

    Flo Crawley: Is Mongal an alien, or some type of god

  • Captain Boomerang: We're in a butcher's freezer, Harls. Surrounded by dead hogs hanging on hooks. Only they don't know it yet.

    Harley Quinn: [referring to Savant] Leave him alone. Boomer.

  • Javelin: Your name is TDK, correct?

    T.D.K.: Yeah.

    Javelin: And it stands for what?

    T.D.K.: It stands for me. It's what a name is.

    Javelin: Your name is letters?

    Captain Boomerang: All names are letters, dickhead.

  • Savant: The Weasel is dead! I repeat the Weasel is dead.

  • Emilia Harcourt: Zero-two-two-seven is wide open.

    John Economos: Colonel, dispatch The Detachable Kid.

    Rick Flag: TDK, two o'clock.

    Harley Quinn: TDK is The Detachable Kid? What the fuck?

    Rick Flag: I didn't pick the damn team!

  • John Economos: Who the fuck is Bloodsport?

    Amanda Waller: Robert DuBois. A world class marksman. In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon. His father was a mercenary who trained his son to kill from the moment he was born. He's in prison for putting Superman in the ICU with a kryptonite bullet.

  • Bloodsport: Next time you want to nick something, you take a partner, and they can be your lookout.

    Tyla: That's your advice?

    Bloodsport: Yeah.

    Tyla: You're a terrible father. I can't believe you don't care that I stole, only that I got caught.

    Bloodsport: I don't only care that you got caught, I care that you got caught for stealing something as stupid as a fucking TV watch!

    Tyla: It does other things too!

    Bloodsport: But nothing that your phone can't fucking do! It's embarrassing!

    Tyla: No, what's fucking embarrassing is having you as my father.

  • Amanda Waller: To get me to lead your shite fucking mission, you're going to send my fourteen year old daughter to prison?

    Amanda Waller: No. Your daughter is sixteen, DuBois. You're a real father of the year. You have the military experience necessary, and everything in your psychological profile tells me you have what it takes to be a leader.

    Bloodsport: No I'm no fucking leader

    Amanda Waller: Then I'll make you one. Are you in, or are you out? Good. Let's meet your team.

  • Bloodsport: I'm no fucking leader!

    Amanda Waller: ...Then I'll make you one.

  • Amanda Waller: Each member of the team is chosen for his or her own completely unique set of abilities. This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon. His father was a soldier who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born.

    Bloodsport: You just said each member of the team is chosen for their unique abilities. He does exactly what I do.

    Peacemaker: But better

    Bloodsport: I always hit my targets dead center.

    Peacemaker: I hit them more in the center.

    Bloodsport: Well, you can't hit something more in the center.

    Peacemaker: I use smaller bullets.

    Bloodsport: What?

    Peacemaker: They go inside your bullet holes without even touching the sides

  • Peacemaker: [referring to King Shark] Does it talk?

    King Shark: Book read.

    Bloodsport: Wow.

    Peacemaker: Books upside down. See that? It's pretending to read a book.

    King Shark: So smart me. Enjoy book so much.

    Amanda Waller: Be a mite careful, as he's developed a taste for human meat.

  • Amanda Waller: Next, we have Cleo Cazo, Ratcatcher 2.

    Peacemaker: What, we couldn't afford Ratcatcher 1?

    Amanda Waller: He's dead. this is his daughter.

  • Bloodsport: [referring to Sebastian] Oh, no way. That's not coming with us.

    Amanda Waller: She controls rats.

    Bloodsport: I know, I caught that. It's a disgusting superpower.

    Ratcatcher II: This is Sebastian. Say hello, Sebastian.

    [Sebastian waves at him]

    Bloodsport: I'm not shaking the rat's hand.

  • Peacemaker: Polka Dot Man. What's he do, throw polka dots at people? He does. He throws polka dots at people

  • Peacemaker: How we getting in? Especially with Charlie the Tuna here.

    Bloodsport: How the hell am I supposed to know?

    Peacemaker: You're the leader You're supposed to be decisive.

    Bloodsport: And I've decided that you should eat a big bag of dicks. How's that?

    Peacemaker: You're being facetious. But if this whole beach was completely covered in dicks, and somebody said, I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say no problemo.

    Ratcatcher II: Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

    Peacemaker: Who knows why madmen do what they do?

  • Bloodsport: How deep of a sleeper are you?

    Ratcatcher II: I was having the most wonderful dream.

    Peacemaker: If it was you about to be eaten by King Shark, then you're a psychic.

    Ratcatcher II: I don't believe he would do that. He has very kind eyes.

    King Shark: [looking at Sebastian] Hungry.

    Ratcatcher II: You bastard.

  • Bloodsport: Yeah, well, we can't function as a team if we got to watch our back from one of our own eating our bullocks.

    Ratcatcher II: Nanaue, would you eat your friends?

    King Shark: I no friends.

    Ratcatcher II: You have no friends? If you did, would you eat them?

    Bloodsport: Yes.

    King Shark: No?

    Ratcatcher II: Then can we be your friends?

    Peacemaker: He's obviously lying.

    Ratcatcher II: If I die because I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death.

    [Shakes hands with King Shark]

    Ratcatcher II: friends.

    Bloodsport: You are a little idiot.

  • Harley Quinn: [as she shoots Silvio] I'm sorry. Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing, and I would murder him. And killing kids? Kind of a red flag.

    [as Silvio is dying]

    Harley Quinn: I know. I know. I know what you're trying to say. Harley why not just leave? And I'd say, Why are you screaming at me? I'm not deaf. I'm standing right here! And then I'd say, When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don't just go away quietly. They slash your tires, and they kill your dogs, and tell you that the music you like ain't real music at all. And all the cruelty tears you apart after a while.

    [to the now dead Silvio]

    Harley Quinn: you were real pretty and all. And RIP to that absolutely beautiful monster between your legs. But all in all, I think you're more pretty like this, with all those rotten thoughts emptied from your head.

  • Peacemaker: Hey Norman Bates, if that shits contagious, we need to know.

    Polka-Dot Man: It's not.

    Peacemaker: What is it?

    Polka-Dot Man: It's an interdimensional virus

    Peacemaker: Fuck is that?

    Polka-Dot Man: My mother was a scientist at STAR Labs, and she was obsessed with turning me and my brothers and sisters into superheroes. She infected me. Now, if i don't, you know, expel the dots twice a day..

    Bloodsport: Then what?

    Polka-Dot Man: They'll eat me alive.

    Rick Flag: What happened to your brothers and sisters?

    Polka-Dot Man: Some lived. Some died.

    Ratcatcher II: And your mom, where is she now?

    Polka-Dot Man: Everywhere.

    [From his pov he sees everyone as his mother]

  • Amanda Waller: You didn't tell me you had a fear of rats, DuBois?

    Bloodsport: I'm an assassin! Why would I share my liabilities?

    [shrieks]

  • Ratcatcher II: Aw, he's offering you a pretty leaf to show you he means no harm?

    Bloodsport: Why the fuck would I want a leaf? Just get the rats out of here!

  • Peacemaker: [holding Ratcatcher II at gunpoint] I told you that information can't get out. Fuck!

    Ratcatcher II: So okay, okay, destroy the hard drive. Why kill me?

    Peacemaker: Because I'm thorough.

  • Sol Soria: There are clothes in the boxes for all of you, so you can blend in. That said, the walking tiburon is going to have to stay out of sight.

    King Shark: I wear disguise.

    Ratcatcher II: Oh, you're going to wear a disguise.

    King Shark: Si.

    Peacemaker: Hey, he's learning Spanish m

    Ratcatcher II: And what kind of disguise?

    King Shark: Fake mustache.

    Bloodsport: Yeah. Fake mustache isn't going to cut it, mate.

  • John Economos: [referring to Bloodsport] Hey, all that stuff about his daughter, you wouldn't really do that, right?

    Amanda Waller: You don't know half of what I would do, John

  • Ratcatcher II: Why are you so afraid of rats?

    Bloodsport: Why are you so in love with them, Ratcatcher 2? You know what I think? I think you have a serious case of daddy issues.

    Ratcatcher II: I have no issues with how much I loved my father.

    Bloodsport: You remind me of my daughter, the reason I'm here.

    Ratcatcher II: Why are you so afraid of rats?

    Bloodsport: My old man. When I was a lad, if I didn't finish a task right, he would dole out the punishment. And one day, he just locked me in a crate for twenty-four hours. And it was full starving rats.

    Ratcatcher II: As imperfect my father was, he loved me. I wish I could give that to you.

    Bloodsport: Don't you worry, yeah? I'm going to get you out of here alive.

    Ratcatcher II: I'm going to get you out of here alive.

  • Bloodsport: Hey Pissmaker, we're on a mission.

    Peacemaker: Easy, Inspector Gadget. A little drink never hurt nobody.

    Polka-Dot Man: Except for the thousands of people killed in drunk driving accidents every year.

  • Rick Flag: Here's to being alive in thee hours

    Bloodsport: I'll be alive. You speak for yourself.

  • Thinker: You are perceivably panicked. I'm guessing that you are not the alphas of this battalion.

    Ratcatcher II: Do you want a dozen angry rodents crawling up your ass?

    Thinker: My answer might not be what you expect.

  • Peacemaker: [about Harley] you got to be kidding me. You're going to risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester.

    Bloodsport: This is coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head?

    Peacemaker: It's not a toilet seat. It's a beacon of freedom.

    Rick Flag: We don't leave one of our own behind.

    Peacemaker: You're okay with this?

    Bloodsport: No, but I've been around Flag when he's got a rag in his mouth. Best not to tug it.

  • Rick Flag: Fire on three, two...

    Harley Quinn: What are you guys doing?

    Rick Flag: You. We're here to save you.

    Harley Quinn: You were going to save me?

    Rick Flag: It was a really good plan too.

    Harley Quinn: Well, I could go back inside, and you can still do it.

    Bloodsport: That's patronizing. What's with the javelin?

    Harley Quinn: I'm waiting for God to tell me.

    Bloodsport: Jesus Christ.

    Harley Quinn: Yeah. Or Him. Or any of them really.

  • Rick Flag: Alright, who ate all the fucking empanadas?

    Bloodsport: Mine were very good. I had the chicken.

  • Rick Flag: [to Thinker] Alright, here's the deal. We fail the mssion, you die.

    Bloodsport: We find out any information you give us is false, you die.

    Harley Quinn: If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die.

    Rick Flag: What? No.

    Harley Quinn: If you mismatch blacks, you die.

    Rick Flag: No.

    Harley Quinn: If you cough without covering your mouth...

    Rick Flag: Harley, those last three aren't things. Although probably don't need to say this, but that isn't an open invitation for you to cough without covering your mouth.

    Thinker: This is suicide.

    Rick Flag: Well, that's kind of our thing.

  • Harley Quinn: I love the rain. It's like angels are splooging all over us.

    Bloodsport: It's good for cover.

    Harley Quinn: Yep, that too.

  • Rick Flag: Good God.

    Thinker: If God existed, wouldn't this be proof that he wasn't good at all? Oh please, unclutch your fucking pearls, Flag. We serve the same master.

    Ratcatcher II: We were sent here to stop you.

    Thinker: Child, your government didn't send you here to protect the world from alien technology. Your government sent you here to cover up their part in it.

    Rick Flag: You're a goddamn liar.

  • Rick Flag: Of course, I should have known. Waller's always got a backup.

    Peacemaker: Come on, man. This isn't personal.

    Rick Flag: Holding a gun on me is pretty fucking personal.

  • Harley Quinn: Who's Milton?

    Polka-Dot Man: What?

    Harley Quinn: I don't remember any Milton.

    Polka-Dot Man: Fuck! He has been with us the whole time.

    Harley Quinn: Somebody named Milton has been with us the whole time?

    Polka-Dot Man: Yes!

    Harley Quinn: I don't think so. I think I would've noticed if a guy named Milton's been with us. It's not a very common name. I don't think I've ever even met Milton.

    Polka-Dot Man: Are you messing around right now? He was a really nice guy, and he sacrificed himself to help us. And now look at him. He's dead

    Harley Quinn: Oh, that guy! Milton, Milton.

  • Ratcatcher II: [referring to Waller] She'll kill you, you know.

    Bloodsport: Thats her business.

    Ratcatcher II: I knew Sebastian sensed good in you for a reason.

    Bloodsport: Just keep that fucking rat away from me.

  • Starro: This city is mine!

    Ratcatcher II: This city isn't yours. This city isnt ours. This city is theirs.

    Bloodsport: [as Ratcatcher 2 releases an army of rats] Oh, hell.

  • Bloodsport: That's just a taste of what's on that drive. I've uploaded it all to a secure server. Now, if you kill any one of us, or my daughter ever sees the inside of a prison, it goes public. If we all go free, it never has to see the light of day.

    Amanda Waller: I told you I'd make you a leader, DuBois. You got a deal.

  • Bloodsport: Look, I know Flag wanted to give the drive to the press, but we just saved a whole bloody city. We can't have it all.

    Harley Quinn: Flag was my friend.

    Bloodsport: Mine too. And i haven't got many of those.

    Harley Quinn: I could be your friend, Milton.

    Bloodsport: Not my name.

    Harley Quinn: What? What are you talking about? We just had a conversation for like three hours about how your name is Milton.

    Bloodsport: Didn't.

    Harley Quinn: Yes, we did.

    Bloodsport: No.

  • King Shark: Nom nom?

    Bloodsport: Really? That is what you're thinking about right now?

    King Shark: [points to a dead body] No. That nom nom though.

    Ratcatcher II: No, it's not nom nom.

    Bloodsport: [as Nanaue points to another dead body] No!

  • John Economos: [about Peacemaker] You realize this is revenge, right? Waller knows we double-crossed her, and she's getting back at us by saddling us with this douchebag.

    Emilia Harcourt: Yep.

    Dr. Alandy: I heard he was sort of a hero down in Corto Maltese.

    John Economos: Oh, is that what you heard? Because not quite.

    Dr. Alandy: What do you guys want him for?

    Emilia Harcourt: Just to save the fucking world, that's all.

  • Rick Flag: Rick Flag: Did anyone check on whether the weasel could swim?

  • Amanda Waller: [knocking on Ratcatcher II's cell door] Cazo, will you be joining us?

    Ratcatcher II: [groaning] I just woke up. I don't function well early in the morning.

    Amanda Waller: My deepest apologies for disturbing you.

    Ratcatcher II: Hmmm, it's all right.

    Amanda Waller: [banging on Ratcatcher II's cell door] Get your ass out here!

    Peacemaker: [watching Ratcatcher II lazily wakes up and moans] Millennials!

  • Amanda Waller: [after giving briefing about Project Starfish] Any questions?

    Ratcatcher II: [raising hand] What is that?

    [pointing to a device in front of the room]

    Amanda Waller: That is an overhead projector.

    Ratcatcher II: Do you ever use it anymore?

    Amanda Waller: No, not really.

    Ratcatcher II: So, why don't you just throw it away?

  • Ratcatcher II: [talking to Bloodsport] As imperfect my father was, he loved me. I wish I could give that to you.

    Bloodsport: Don't you worry, yeah? I'm gonna get you out of here alive.

    Ratcatcher II: I'm going to get YOU out of here alive.

    Bloodsport: [smiling then wiping the tears off his eyes] Hhhh...

Extended Reading
  • Rebeca 2022-01-28 08:05:02

    7 points, I feel that the state of Rolling Guide in this movie is more open than in Marvel, playing very regardless, large scale, heavy taste, and all kinds of bad jokes, which always reveal bad taste. Although the plot did not expect to catch people so much, this scale is still very acceptable.

  • Daphney 2022-03-24 09:01:49

    Although the gag bursts the pulp and the anti-routine, but I still get tired of watching too much. Rather than the style, it can only be regarded as the director's cleverness. This is still a super-English movie with few bright spots. It has an ever-changing drama mode, which is better than the industrial assembly line. From the point of view of a commercial film, it seems to be a bit too rambunctious, and it's not enough fun and not enough aftertaste. I didn't understand the climax of the comment area, I thought it would be the quality of "Joker" and "Parallel Universe", but it turned out to be "Silver Guardian" 2.0.