The Spy Next Door Quotes

Poldark: Where is the file?

Ian: It's on my iPod on my desk at home.

Bob Ho: Now, see, you want to be a spy - never tell the truth to the bad guy.

Ian: Sorry. I'm new at this.

Russian Thug: What are you supposed to be?

Nora: A cyborg, sent from the future to blast you away!

Farren: [crying] I know he lied, but he did protect us. This whole time, all he ever wanted to do was protect us, Mom, and, Mom, you're never gonna find a man as good as Bob, never again.

Ian: I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with Farren.

Gillian: [looks at Nora] I suppose you have something to say, too.

Nora: I want Bob to be my daddy.

Farren: Gillian, your son is a psycho. He booby-trapped my hairdryer.

Ian: Nice hypothesis, but ya can't prove it.

Farren: Yeah, but I can hurt you.

Bob Ho: So, tell me more about Halloween.

Nora: It's the best. You get candy, everyone pretends to be someone else, and nobody knows who you really are.

Bob Ho: Sounds familiar.

Bob Ho: He is rare. He is amazing. He is the man.

Farren: How embarrassing.

Colton James: Now, how the heck are you gonna get in there? Jet pack?

Bob Ho: It's in the shop.

Bob Ho: If a man marries you, he marries all four of you.

Gillian: Don't forget the pig, the cat, and the turtle.

Poldark: Tatiana, you can't imagine what it's like in there. The oppressive darkness, and the torture of empty days stretching for years. Prison is hell.

Creel: You were in there for four hours.

Ian: You know about fashion?

Bob Ho: No, but I know women. Wear it like this. It's cool. I saw it in a movie.

Ian: What movie? Octopussy? This isn't 1985.

Glaze: Hey, loosen these things up!

Colton James: Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong? Got the handcuffs too tight? I don't know how these things work. I'm just a dumb hillbilly.

Ian: Hey, how you doing? I'm Ian. If I told you have a beautiful body, you hold it against me?

Cute Gymnast: [disgusted] Yeow!

Bob Ho: At least you're not shy.

Ian: I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.

Bob Ho: Mission accomplished.

[first lines]

Nora: Mom! Jethro's eating my unduweahw!

Glaze: What took you so long to get here?

Bob Ho: Six minutes.

Glaze: You stop for a latte?

Bob Ho: Oh, I get it. You're, uh... What's the expression? Chopping my bust.

Glaze: Close enough.

Glaze: Tell me he didn't get away.

Colton James: Oh, he's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting.

Colton James: Oh, while I'm thinkin' about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.

Bob Ho: They suspect me?

Colton James: Noooo. You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.

Bob Ho: I've no idea what that means.

Farren: Bob, this is Larry.

Larry: Pleased to meet you, sir.

Bob Ho: Let's get some food.

Farren: He goes to the university.

Ian: He's a poet. Isn't it cool?

Bob Ho: It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's bomb.