The Smurfs 2 Quotes

[from trailer]

Papa: It doesn't matter where you came from. What matters is who you choose to be.

Papa: Listen up, smurfs. I saved water form the last blue moon for just such an occasion. I was able to smurf it into these smurf-portation crystals.

Brainy Smurf: Oh, so you don't need a portal. Very clever, Papa.

Papa: Smurf-xactly.

Grouchy Smurf: This was supposed to be Hefty.

Clumsy Smurf: Sorry, my bad.

Vanity Smurf: I get so puffy when I travel.

[first lines]

Papa: [humming] Time to smurf some magic.

Papa: Let's see. There you are. Mimosa pollen.

Papa: [laughs] Yes, tiger lily to make her essence magical and blue.

Papa: Unless this spell be all for naught, the final thing, one hopeful thought.

[last lines]

Gargamel: Where did you think you're going? You are coming with me!

Narrator Smurf: [narrating a pop-up book] Once upon a time, in Smurf Village, happy Smurfs were going about their happy lives completely unaware that not too far away, the evil wizard Gargamel was concocting a diabolical plan.

[a band plays behind him]

Narrator Smurf: Hey. Hey! Smooth, you're upstaging the narrator.

Smooth Smurf: Yo, take it down a notch, my blues brothers.

Narrator Smurf: Thank you. Anyway... So Gargamel said, "I am making my own irresistible creation, the Smurfette, to infiltrate their village and betray the Smurfs. "

Vanity Smurf: Wow. Not a good look on her.

Grouchy Smurf: She's a Frankensmurf?

Narrator Smurf: Yes. And her naughty nature took Smurf Village by storm. She even flooded our village. The Smurfs wanted her gone, but even though she was Gargamel's creation, Papa saw the good in her. With love, kindness, a complete makeover, and a secret magic formula, he turned her into a true-blue Smurf, and that is how our darling Smurfette came to be.

Narrator Smurf: And so, after waiting patiently to be relevant again, our heroic narrator steps back into his leading role to point out that when last we met, the entire village was busying itself with preparations for...

Smurfette: [interrupting] Hey, what's with all the decorations?

Narrator Smurf: Do you mind? I'm trying to bookend this. And so, as the music unceremoniously drowns out the narration...

[the Smurf Band starts playing, drowning out the Narrator again as all the Smurfs scream...]

Clumsy Smurf: Happy Birthday Smurfette!