The Secret Life of Pets 2 Quotes

Katie: Hey, Maxie. Let's go for a walk.

Max: [as he's going for a walk with Katie] Ah, I gotta admit this is nice.

[Max walks by another dog with its owner]

Dog: I don't want to go to the vet!

Max: Uh, the vet!

[he stops walking]

Max: No! No, no, no!

Katie: Come on, buddy!

Max: You tricked me!

[Katie pulls on Max's leash dragging him into the vet]

Daisy: Excuse me, rabbit, cat, do any of you know Captain Snowball?

Snowball: Yeah, uh, ye-yes. Yes, we do.

Chloe: And here we go.

Daisy: Oh, Good! My name is Daisy, and I really got to talk to him. A poor, defenseless animal needs saving.

Snowball: Wha...? Are you saying?

Daisy: Yes. I need Captain Snowball for a...

Snowball: [whispers into his ear] ... top secret rescue.

Snowball: All right, well, I got to go. But nice meeting you, uh, what was it again?

Daisy: Okay, you don't listen. It's Daisy.

Snowball: [he starts hopping off] Whatever. Okay, I... I got to get the dude that gets stuff to do things. I got to... Bye-bye.

Daisy: Mmm-hmm. That was weird.

Chloe: Oh, sister. It's about to get way weirder.

Snowball: [Snowball puts on his superhero costume] It's Snow-time, baby!

Daisy: [hears Snowball shouting] Uh, is he okay?

Chloe: Not in any way, no.

Rooster: The first step of not being afraid is *acting* like you're not afraid. So, are you scared?

Max: [cowering down and shaking with fear] No.

Rooster: *Are* you scared?

Max: [brings himself up to full height with confidence] No! No, I'm not!

Rooster: Now you're talking.

Snowball: [Snowball is dressed in his superhero outfit] Good morning, New York City!

[starts singing his superhero theme as he's posing for a flight off]

Max: Snowball, what are you doing?

Snowball: What's it look like I'm doing? I'm doing superhero stuff.

Chloe: [about using the litter box] You gotta, It's a fact of life.

Gidget: Absolutely not! Never gonna happen.

Mel: [Inside litter box] Guys, I found treats!

[comes out chewing something, others look on in disgust]

Buddy: Aw, Mel!

Gidget: Snowball? What are you doing in Max's apartment?

Snowball: What are you doing hanging out with every cat in the universe?

Rooster: Why is the kid in a cage? Is there something wrong with him? Does he have the fever?

Max: That's Liam. He likes to run.

Rooster: So let him run.

Max: Well, Liam's super fast. We blink and he's up a tree.

Rooster: So then your kid's up a tree? What's the problem?

Max: Well, he could fall.

Rooster: He might.

Max: And he hurts himself.

Rooster: So he got really high up in this hypothetical tree.

Max: I, uh...

Rooster: He gets hurt, he learns not to do it again. You know how many electric cords I've chewed?

Max: Like, multiple cords?

Rooster: One. It shocked me. Walked backwards for a week, but I never chewed another cord again.

Chloe: Okay, Gidget, eat Sweet Pea.

Gidget: What?

Chloe: Cats eat birds. It's nature.

Gidget: Yeah, I'm gonna pass.

Chloe: No, no, no, you used your one pass on the litter box. You have to do this.

Gidget: But...

Chloe: Buh-buh-buh-buh... do it!

Buddy: You're seriously going to make Gidget eat Sweet Pea?

Chloe: Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not. I'm just freaking her...

[They gasp in shock as Gidget puts Sweet Pea in her mouth]

Gidget: Okay, what's next?

Chloe: Gidget, no! That's... Bad dog! Bad cat-dog!

Katie: [from the trailer]

[on seeing Liam copying Duke and Max cocking their legs against a tree]

Katie: Oh... no... no... no... This way buddy

Liam: [defiantly as he is scooped up in the air] Na... oh

Sergei: [when Daisy heard a shout and a whip] COME ON, YOU STUPID TIGER!

Daisy: There he is! Let's Go!

Snowball: Ha!

[speeds up and followed him]

Sergei: We don't care an entire night!

[whips out, and Daisy and Snowball looked up at the top of the diving board]

Sergei: LET'S GO!

[whips out at Hu]

Sergei: [Hu moans sadly] You are wasting Sergei's time!

[whips out at Hu and moans again]

Daisy: We gotta do something.

[when Hu falls off the diving board and the Circus trainers caught him]

Snowball: Come on.

Sergei: We'll try again tomorrow. If tiger does not do trick, tiger will become rugged!

[little sergei pretending to be torn out and Hu moans gloomy]

Sergei: [to the wolves] Do not let tiger out of your sight.

[first lines]

Max: Ah kids. Everybody loves them, right? You'll probably love kids.

Additional Voices: [his dog taking his sandwich] Hey!

Max: I gotta admit. I don't. That's me by the way. I'm Max. I'm the little dog right there, grateful I'm not being piled on by a horde of children.

Additional Voices: [runs to them falls off on the ground gets up chucking] Wait for me!

Max: [frustrated] Ugh, can you believe that?

Duke: Heh heh! Having your kid looks like fun.

Additional Voices: Nah man, it ain't fun. i'm telling you once the humans bring a kid home, you're life ain't the same.

Additional Voices: [saw them riding an Old English Sheepdog then a kid was shouting] Heh. Seen it a billion times.

Cat Lady: I'm calling this meeting of the Superhero Animal Friends to order. Commander Horsey, please read the minutes from our last meeting.

Cat Lady: [looks at the paper] Thank you. Now remember everyone, crime is out there. We have to be ready.

Molly's Dad: Come on, Molly, time to go.

Cat Lady: Ooh, I'm gonna be late for school.

Cat Lady: Captain Snowball you're in charge while I'm gone. Mwah.

Snowball: [after Molly left for playtime] First of all. i wanna welcome White Thunder back from the washing machine, who was put in there with a wet blanket and henceforth will be known as... Pink Thunder.

Snowball: [sits down] Okay, Im-a go check the perimeter.

Molly: I'm calling this meeting of the Superhero Animal Friends to order. Commander Horsey, please read the minutes from our last meeting.

Molly: [looks at the paper] Thank you. Now remember everyone, crime is out there. We have to be ready.

Molly's Dad: Come on, Molly, time to go.

Molly: Ooh, I'm gonna be late for school.

Molly: [after her dad's call] Captain Snowball you're in charge while I'm gone. Mwah.

Snowball: [after Molly left for playtime] First of all. i wanna welcome White Thunder back from the washing machine, who was put in there with a wet blanket and henceforth will be known as... Pink Thunder.

Snowball: [sits down] Okay, Im-a go check the perimeter.

Max: [comes up to him] Hey Rooster.

Rooster: Hey kid, good job today.

Max: Yeah? Well I... I got to admit I feel pretty good. I'm not so nervous around... the farm or you or... the turkey who won't stop folowing me!

Max: [looks at the turkey] Yeah, I SEE YOU, you weirdo!

Rooster: Hmmph.

[hops on top of the truck]

Max: Anyway I heard Katie say were leaving tomorrow... Oh uh...

Rooster: [Begins to howl]

Max: You want me to uh... You want me to go?

Rooster: [chuckles] Oh, it's just what we do out there. You wanna join me?

Max: [stammers] Oh but... Y-Yeah! Okay, cool!

[climbs up on top of the truck]

Rooster: Heh. You're ready to try. Awoooooooooooooooo!

Max: Awoooooo...

Rooster: Come on, kid, DEEPER, deep from your gut.

[joins in for a group howl]

Rooster: There you go.

Max: Heh.

[continues howling at the moon with Rooster]

Gidget: [whispering] Chloe? I need your help. Chloe.

Gidget: [looks around to her purring] Oh. Uh... oh. Uh, Chloe? Chloe, are you okay?

Chloe: [shuts her mouth] Shh.

Gidget: Sorry. Uh, I'm-I'm just... I'm...

Gidget: [sighs] Real quick... why is there a lampshade on your head?

Chloe: Heh Heh! Listen, Gidget, baby, I gotta be honest with you. My owner have given me a little bit of catnip.

[chuckles then falls off then chuckles again then sighs]

Gidget: Oh, okay. Gotcha. That's great. Um, listen.

Chloe: It is great, Gidget. Everything is great...

Gidget: All right.

Chloe: [a purring sound apear] Do you hear that?

Gidget: Hear what?

Chloe: It's like... It's like a tiny... like a tiny motor. It's like a humming sound.

Gidget: [purring sound continues] I'm not... don't know what your ta... Oh. Chloe, you're purring. Heh heh. That's you.

Chloe: What? That's me? Like as in the sound is coming from inside of me?

Gidget: Yep.

Chloe: Oh. I wonder what other sounds I could make.

[lets out a meowing sound]

Gidget: It-It's just, Max trusted me to look after his Busy Bee, and then...

Chloe: [lets out a high pitch purr]

Gidget: Ugh. Chloe would you listen?

Chloe: [lets out a loud yowl]

Gidget: Wow. Please stop.

Chloe: [makes a low yowl]

Gidget: Are you finished?

Chloe: [makes a high pitch squeak]

Gidget: THI IS IMPORTANT. I lost Busy Bee. I gotta get it back, but to do that... Chloe...

[sighs]

Gidget: I need you to teach me the way of the cat.