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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: It's not "stealing" if you're family. But, seriously, don't tell your mom.
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Loads of elevators play Celine Dion - that don't make it right.
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Matt Gadman: Lower my voice.
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David Marshall: John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him!
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke.
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: 1991 called, they want their teenage angst back.
Amelia: Omigod, they just called again they want that joke back.
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Curtis: [sings really depressing lyrics to a song he just wrote]
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Wow... Well there's some cyanide and razorblades in the glovebox so feel free to help yourself!
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Matt Gadman: Are you kidding me? Look at him, it's like Abercrombie is making people now.
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Kim: I just think that you might want to start to take it easy.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Take it easy? Thanks, The Eagles!
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: How dare you?
Moby Type Kid: Excuse me?
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: How dare you call yourself a musician?
Moby Type Kid: Loads of bands use drum loops!
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Loads of elevators play Celine Dion - that don't make it right. Now get your Devil Box outta here!
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Matt Gadman: Sorry, uncle Rob. Were we playing too loud?
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Too loud is not in my vocabulary.
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Instead of a canoe paddling around on a pond, we were like a tank flying down a mountain!
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Lex: Go back to Cleveland, Cleveland!
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Curtis: I thought you were supposed to be the responsible adult.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Oh I'm responsible alright. Responsible for partying till my nuts catch fire!
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: I am a golden Fish!
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: You're looking to score, I can respect that.
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Amelia: I'm not even embarassed it, and i'm usually embarassed by everything.
David Marshall: Yeah, well your body's changing.
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Can I have everyone's attention. Me and my band are going to be playing at the Q Arena, and it is never to late to rock!
Stan: YEAH!
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: YEAH!
Stan: Yeah!
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: It is never to late to rock n' roll!
Stan: Alright, alright. Come on guys, stage dive. Stage dive!
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Stage dive!
Stan: Yeah, we'll body surf you out the front door.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Rock n' roll.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Ow ow ow, watch my carpal tunnel.
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Matt Gadman: Hey, uh, Uncle Rob?
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: No, I will not buy beer for you and your friends, nor will I lend you my password to porn sites.
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Amelia: Have you ever heard of cell phones?
Gator: Have you ever heard of brain cancer? There's two things in this world that I do not trust when they're wireless and that is phones... and marionettes.
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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Why do you guys have British accents?
The Rocker Quotes
Extended Reading
