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Dom: My old scoutmaster used to say 'If the shortcut was a shortcut, it wouldn't be called a shortcut, it would be called a route'.
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Luke: Why don't we go to... boom! Amsterdam?
Hutch: No, it's too touristy now, isn't it?
Phil: All right, TripAdvisor.
Robert: I'm not getting off my head again.
Dom: Tuscany?
Phil: Yeah, good wines.
Luke: No.
Phil: Germany, then?
Luke: Nein.
Dom: Belgium?
Luke: Belgium? Mate, no one's ever been to Belgium by choice. What are you on about? What's in Belgium?
Dom: Beers that are, like, 42% or something.
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Phil: [hiking in the rain] Oh, this is awful in almost every conceivable way.
Dom: There are some, Phil, who consider this character building.
Phil: Quite frankly, right now, Sweden can lick my bridge. Lick your what?
Dom: My bridge. Jesus Christ, the bridge.
Phil: Oh, you mean the perineum.
Dom: Yeah, the gooch. The bridge.
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Dom: Big Mac, plastic tray, by myself, no-one to talk to.
The Ritual Quotes
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