The Perfect Game Quotes

  • Mario: The unexpected play...

    Enrique: ...at the unexpected time.

  • Umpire: Coach, I don't mean to interrupt your little chat but there's sixteen thousand and one of us - think there's a baseball game going on here. Play ball?

  • Umberto Macias: Chores can wait for a champion.

  • Padre Estaban: Some times God gives us the ability to make them.

    Cesar Faz: Teams?

    Padre Estaban: Miracles.

  • Enrique: Couldn't pick a place with more rocks, huh?

  • Frankie Stevens: You know, you say that one more time I will punch you in the nose.

    Mac Thompkins: Been a while since I fought a woman.

  • Fort Worth Spectator #1: They scored a run.

  • Padre Estaban: Our visa's have expired.

  • Padre Estaban: Go say goodnight to the boys, alright. And try not to throw up.

  • Cesar Faz: What are you doin' here?

    Mr. Tanner: It's baseball. Why it's a world series. Only in America.

  • Cool Papa Bell: Woa, hold it boy. You gotta *tell*.

    Biloxi Pitcher: Tell who what?