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Hillary Van Wetter: They're going to save us?
Charlotte Bless: Mmhmm
Hillary Van Wetter: Shit, they can't even save themselves.
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Sheriff Thurmond Call: He took the officer's word over Hillary's. I can't say I blame him, nobody does.
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Jack Jansen: Could you please knock? I could've been jerkin' off in here.
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Charlotte Bless: [in regards to Jack's jellyfish stings] If anyone's gonna piss on him, it's going to be me. He don't like strangers peeing on him.
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[first lines]
Interviewer: [off-screen] Just tell me when you're rolling.
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[last lines]
Anita Chester: [voice-over] He never did get over his first true love.
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Charlotte Bless: I'm not gonna blow a friendship over a stupid little blowjob.
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Charlotte Bless: [getting into the car] Close the windows, please, it'll mess my hair.
Yardley Acheman: Are you serious, I'm sweating like a pregnant nun back here.
The Paperboy Quotes
Extended Reading
