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Emilia: Why is she dead?
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William: Don't you have any old stuff
[to sell on eBay]
William: ?
Emilia: I have strawberry Tofutti Cuties, like new, in original box
[as William doesn't want to eat 'em]
Emilia: .
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Emilia: Don't you street lawyers have paralegals?
Simon: No, friends are cheaper.
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Mindy: I couldn't find a cab.
Simon: God! I wish someone here in New York would invent something, kind of like a train, you know, that would go underground and take you places. Naah, that's crazy talk.
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Emilia: As a judge's daughter, I guess you get to either be a lawyer or a criminal.
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Mindy: We all end up marrying our fathers, don't we?
Simon: Yes, I only fuck men in shorts and black socks who make me join Little League. It's weird.
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Emilia: You don't have to think about Harvard. Harvard sucks.
William: You went to Harvard.
Emilia: Exactly!
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Volunteer Janet: I know Billy's here, whenever I think of him. Don't you feel that about Isabel?
Emilia: She's gone. I know the difference between here and gone.
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Emilia: You're a lawyer, Jack. Argue me out of it.
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Jack: It's the people who love you, you're the hardest on.
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Emilia: I don't belong with you, guys. It's like Lyle, the crocodile. Lyle doesn't belong in an apartment, he belongs with all the other crocodiles at the central park zoo.
William: There are no crocodiles there, only caimans.
Emilia: It's a metaphor, William. You know metaphors. I'm trynna say is, I'm sort of way like Lyle you know, I don't belong with you and your dad. 'Coz, you know, my teeth are too sharp, and my tail is too long.
William: But, Lyle does so belong with his family. They love him, even though he's a crocodile, and he's not always the nicest... or not so good with children.
Emilia: yle was always nice to children.
William: It's a metaphor, Amilia.
Emilia: Thanks, Will.
The Other Woman Quotes
Extended Reading
