The Mule Quotes

  • Earl Stone: For what it's worth, I'm sorry for everything.

  • Earl Stone: Yeah next time you see me, I'll be texting my brains out!

  • Iris: SPOILER

    [As her father is about to be led away to jail]

    Iris: At least I'll know where to find you.

  • Earl Stone: Internet! Who needs it?

  • Earl Stone: I'll help you negroes out.

  • Earl Stone: Are you sure you're Mexican? You're acting like you're under The Fuhrer or something.

  • Earl Stone: You're right. I thought it was more important to be somebody out there than the damn failure I was here at my own home.

  • Earl Stone: The only people who want to live to 100 are 99 year olds.

  • Earl Stone: [walking up to him] What? I thought you were dead. No such luck, I guess.

    Tim Kennedy: Let me tell you something. Did anyone ever tell you you're a bit of an asshole, Earl?

    Earl Stone: All the time. Even in Spanish. All the time.

  • SWAT Captain: Any last minute orders?

    Agent Colin Bates: Yeah, nobody shoot me - unless it's absolutely necessary.

  • Agent Colin Bates: It's good to talk to one of you guys once in a while.

    Earl Stone: "You guys"?

    Agent Colin Bates: You know...

    Earl Stone: What kind of guys?

    Agent Colin Bates: You're just willing to... You live so long, I think you've probably lost your filter.

    Earl Stone: Really. I never realized I ever had one...

  • Mary: How did you come into all that money?

    Earl Stone: Well, I just... Well, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm a high-end gigolo.

    Mary: [laughing and wheezing]

    Earl Stone: Bounty hunter?

    Mary: Come on. Seriously, come on.

    Earl Stone: All right, seriously. Okay. I've become a drug mule for the cartel. And I've got 305 kilos of cocaine sitting right in the back of my truck out there.

    Mary: [eyeing him closely then laughs again]

  • Mary: You were the love of my life, and the pain of my life. And I need you to know, it's all the world to me that you're here.

    [moaning]

    Earl Stone: I love you Mary.

    Mary: More today than yesterday.

    Earl Stone: But not as much as tomorrow.

  • [last lines]

    Earl Stone: It's just time is all. I could buy everything, but I couldn't buy time.

Extended Reading
  • Tyra 2022-03-26 09:01:05

    So I still like to watch these really big-directed films. They are calm and solid. This is the movie. It is really not comparable to the three-legged cat kung fu of some directors now.

  • Clarabelle 2021-12-03 08:01:41

    The last old cowboy spirit, Dongmu makes you calmly nervous, and the strong sense of powerlessness for the new century is also great, the masterpiece is as simple as that.