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Earl Stone: For what it's worth, I'm sorry for everything.
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Earl Stone: Yeah next time you see me, I'll be texting my brains out!
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Iris: SPOILER
[As her father is about to be led away to jail]
Iris: At least I'll know where to find you.
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Earl Stone: Internet! Who needs it?
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Earl Stone: I'll help you negroes out.
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Earl Stone: Are you sure you're Mexican? You're acting like you're under The Fuhrer or something.
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Earl Stone: You're right. I thought it was more important to be somebody out there than the damn failure I was here at my own home.
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Earl Stone: The only people who want to live to 100 are 99 year olds.
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Earl Stone: [walking up to him] What? I thought you were dead. No such luck, I guess.
Tim Kennedy: Let me tell you something. Did anyone ever tell you you're a bit of an asshole, Earl?
Earl Stone: All the time. Even in Spanish. All the time.
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SWAT Captain: Any last minute orders?
Agent Colin Bates: Yeah, nobody shoot me - unless it's absolutely necessary.
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Agent Colin Bates: It's good to talk to one of you guys once in a while.
Earl Stone: "You guys"?
Agent Colin Bates: You know...
Earl Stone: What kind of guys?
Agent Colin Bates: You're just willing to... You live so long, I think you've probably lost your filter.
Earl Stone: Really. I never realized I ever had one...
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Mary: How did you come into all that money?
Earl Stone: Well, I just... Well, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm a high-end gigolo.
Mary: [laughing and wheezing]
Earl Stone: Bounty hunter?
Mary: Come on. Seriously, come on.
Earl Stone: All right, seriously. Okay. I've become a drug mule for the cartel. And I've got 305 kilos of cocaine sitting right in the back of my truck out there.
Mary: [eyeing him closely then laughs again]
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Mary: You were the love of my life, and the pain of my life. And I need you to know, it's all the world to me that you're here.
[moaning]
Earl Stone: I love you Mary.
Mary: More today than yesterday.
Earl Stone: But not as much as tomorrow.
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[last lines]
Earl Stone: It's just time is all. I could buy everything, but I couldn't buy time.
The Mule Quotes
Extended Reading
