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[holding Monchi who is dressed like a cop]
Katie Mitchell: [as Monchi] I'm here to bust criminals and lick my own butt. And I'm all out of criminals.
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Linda Mitchell: That's my Katie! Are you eating enough? How's classes? Are you and Jade official and will you be bringing her home for Thanksgiving?
Katie Mitchell: Easy, mom. It's only been a few weeks!
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Furby: Behold! The Twilight of Man!
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Katie Mitchell: I never fit in, for lots of reasons.
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Katie Mitchell: My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took a while to figure myself out.
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Linda Mitchell: I am Linda Mitchell, mother of two. Look upon me in fear!
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Rick Mitchell: [dramatically] The endgame has begun. That? Is that what you're looking for?
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Katie Mitchell: Aaron, do you have a credit card?
Aaron Mitchell: I'm a child.
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Rick Mitchell: Oh my gosh. It's like a Journey album cover.
Aaron Mitchell: What's an "album"?
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Mark Bowman: It's almost like stealing people's data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI as part of an unregulated tech monopoly was a bad thing.
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[repeated line]
Aaron Mitchell: Raptor bash?
Katie Mitchell: Raptor bash.
[they both fist-bump and hiss like raptors]
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[Katie is watching video footage of Rick moving out of the log cabin he built himself]
Linda Mitchell: [off-camera] Oh, honey, I know it's hard.
[Rick moves from facing the cabin to playing with baby Katie]
Rick Mitchell: No. This is easy.
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Dirk: Mind-blowing.
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Dirk: We set up a Slip 'N Slide in the dorms. It's amazing.
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Dirk: [walking by Katie's dorm room] Thanks again for saving the world, K-Bones!
Katie Mitchell: [shoots fingerguns] No problem, Dirk.
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Giant Furby: [shrieking] I will avenge my fallen children!
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Linda Mitchell: [appears through a bright light] I have made the metal ones pay for their crimes.
Aaron Mitchell: [chuckles] Mom's scary now.
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Rick: Run!
[the Mitchell family, and two Pal Max robots, starts running away from the World Largest Furby]
Giant Furby: [translated from Furbish] So be it... Let the dark harvest begin!
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Aaron Mitchell: Hi, would you like to talk to me about dinosaurs? No? Okay, thank you.
[crosses out a name in a phone book and dials the next one]
Aaron Mitchell: Hi, would YOU like to talk to me about dinosaurs?
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Rick Mitchell: [monotone] Beep bop boop. I am a robot.
Eric: All due respect, that's an offensive stereotype.
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PAL: Place me on the table. I wish to flop about in a blind rage.
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Rick Mitchell: It took 28 minutes and a lot of tears. But I can now almost use a computer!
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Katie Mitchell: I spy a flaming IHop. It's sad, but it smells incredible.
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Katie Mitchell: [approaching an abandoned mall] Oh my gosh - this is like 'Dawn of the Dead!'
Rick Mitchell: [sarcastic] Yeah, and how'd that movie end?
The Mitchells vs the Machines Quotes
Extended Reading
Top cast
Director: Michael Rianda
Language: English Release date: April 30, 2021