[holding Monchi who is dressed like a cop]

Katie Mitchell: [as Monchi] I'm here to bust criminals and lick my own butt. And I'm all out of criminals.
Linda Mitchell: That's my Katie! Are you eating enough? How's classes? Are you and Jade official and will you be bringing her home for Thanksgiving?

Katie Mitchell: Easy, mom. It's only been a few weeks!
Furby: Behold! The Twilight of Man!
Katie Mitchell: I never fit in, for lots of reasons.
Katie Mitchell: My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took a while to figure myself out.
Linda Mitchell: I am Linda Mitchell, mother of two. Look upon me in fear!
Rick Mitchell: [dramatically] The endgame has begun. That? Is that what you're looking for?
Katie Mitchell: Aaron, do you have a credit card?

Aaron Mitchell: I'm a child.
Rick Mitchell: Oh my gosh. It's like a Journey album cover.

Aaron Mitchell: What's an "album"?
Mark Bowman: It's almost like stealing people's data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI as part of an unregulated tech monopoly was a bad thing.
[repeated line]

Aaron Mitchell: Raptor bash?

Katie Mitchell: Raptor bash.

[they both fist-bump and hiss like raptors]
[Katie is watching video footage of Rick moving out of the log cabin he built himself]

Linda Mitchell: [off-camera] Oh, honey, I know it's hard.

[Rick moves from facing the cabin to playing with baby Katie]

Rick Mitchell: No. This is easy.
Dirk: Mind-blowing.
Dirk: We set up a Slip 'N Slide in the dorms. It's amazing.
Dirk: [walking by Katie's dorm room] Thanks again for saving the world, K-Bones!

Katie Mitchell: [shoots fingerguns] No problem, Dirk.
Giant Furby: [shrieking] I will avenge my fallen children!
Linda Mitchell: [appears through a bright light] I have made the metal ones pay for their crimes.

Aaron Mitchell: [chuckles] Mom's scary now.
Rick: Run!

[the Mitchell family, and two Pal Max robots, starts running away from the World Largest Furby]

Giant Furby: [translated from Furbish] So be it... Let the dark harvest begin!
Aaron Mitchell: Hi, would you like to talk to me about dinosaurs? No? Okay, thank you.

[crosses out a name in a phone book and dials the next one]

Aaron Mitchell: Hi, would YOU like to talk to me about dinosaurs?
Rick Mitchell: [monotone] Beep bop boop. I am a robot.

Eric: All due respect, that's an offensive stereotype.
PAL: Place me on the table. I wish to flop about in a blind rage.
Rick Mitchell: It took 28 minutes and a lot of tears. But I can now almost use a computer!
Katie Mitchell: I spy a flaming IHop. It's sad, but it smells incredible.
Katie Mitchell: [approaching an abandoned mall] Oh my gosh - this is like 'Dawn of the Dead!'

Rick Mitchell: [sarcastic] Yeah, and how'd that movie end?

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The Mitchells vs the Machines short comments

Rupert 2022-03-27 09:01:13

More refined style. ★★★/6.9
Lacey 2022-04-21 09:02:51

Anti-technology sets the core of family affection, and the funny routines of family fun have the irony of various current fashion and cultural elements. Accept your imperfect family, face up to each other's flaws and work hard for it, "don't let the world make you normal." Dog/Pig/Loaf of Bread pugs saving the world can't be too cool! The logic of the plot is generally a bit confusing at the end, but it can't stop my personal love for this movie.