The Machinist Quotes

  • Marie: Trevor, is someone chasing you?

    Trevor Reznik: Not yet. But they will when they find out who I am.

  • Stevie: Are you okay?

    Trevor Reznik: Don't I look okay?

    Stevie: If you were any thinner, you wouldn't exist.

  • Stevie: Trevor, I'm worried about you.

    Trevor Reznik: Don't worry. No one ever died of insomnia.

    Stevie: [giggles] I hope not. You're my best client. Can't afford to lose you.

    Trevor Reznik: Gee, thanks.

  • Trevor Reznik: Stevie, I haven't slept in a year.

    Stevie: Jesus Christ!

    Trevor Reznik: I tried him too.

  • Stevie: Well, don't look so surprised. Even a call girl can scramble an egg.

  • DMV Clerk: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't provide motorist information to the general public.

    Trevor Reznik: I'm not just a member of the general public. This guy's a friend of mine.

    DMV Clerk: But you don't know your friend's address?

    Trevor Reznik: We just met. I don't know him that well.

    DMV Clerk: Sir, this is the DMV, not a dating service.

  • Trevor Reznik: I know who you are. I know who you are. I know who you are.

  • Trevor Reznik: [after realizing his fault] I know who you are... I know who you are... I know who you are... I know who you are.

  • [first lines]

    Ivan: Who are you?

  • 'Route 666' Loudspeaker: You're going straight to Hell on Route 666!

  • Trevor Reznik: You lying whore!

    Stevie: Get the fuck out of here! You fucking freak!

  • Trevor Reznik: A little guilt goes a long way.

  • Ivan: Looks like rain. Radio says there's a storm comin' in.

    Trevor Reznik: Guess they're right.

    Ivan: If you ask me, it's already here.

  • Trevor Reznik: You know I'm not at National any more?

    Miller: Yeah, I heard about it. Sounds like you almost lost an arm yourself.

    Trevor Reznik: Don't you find that a bit ironic, Miller?

    Miller: Ironic? I'm sorry, kid, I never got out of the sixth grade.

  • [repeated line]

    Trevor Reznik: I'd like to report a hit-and-run.

  • [Last lines]

    Trevor Reznik: Right now I wanna sleep. I just want to sleep.

  • Tucker: Congratulations, Reznik. You just made my shitlist!

  • Trevor Reznik: I'm not in that photo!

    Stevie: Trevor, I'm looking at a picture of you, standing next to a fat guy with glasses holding a fish.

  • Trevor Reznik: Now it all makes sense. I'm fucking you so he's fucking me!

  • Mrs. Shrike: There is a leak in my ceiling. It's coming from your apartment.

    Trevor Reznik: That's impossible.

    Mrs. Shrike: I was gonna leave a note.

    Trevor Reznik: A note? What kind of note?

    Mrs. Shrike: About the leak.

  • Trevor Reznik: I wish there was some way I could repay you.

    Miller: Well, for starters you could give me your left arm.

  • Ivan: Oh, no. You look like you seen a ghost.

    Trevor Reznik: Funny you should say that. The guys at work don't think you exist.

    Ivan: That's why I can't get a raise.

  • Trevor Reznik: You know so little about me. What if I turn into a werewolf or something?

    Stevie: I'll buy you a flea collar.

  • Trevor Reznik: How they bitin', Reynolds?

  • Trevor Reznik: How can you wake up from a nightmare if you are not asleep?

  • Ivan: You shooting coke or something? You look like a dope fiend to me. No offense.

    Trevor Reznik: I don't use drugs. Normally, I don't even drink.

    Ivan: How about abnormally?