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Diner Waitress: What can I get for you guys?
Jibran: Do you have alcohol?
Leilani: Two, please.
Jibran: Two.
Diner Waitress: Two what?
Jibran: Two alcohols, please. Thank you so much.
Diner Waitress: We don't serve alcohol.
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Jibran: I'm what they call a "bleeder" in the boxing biz. They actually said I could never be a professional boxer because of how much I bleed.
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Leilani: [at the sex cult orgy] This is some Illuminati bullshit.
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Moustache: Look, I'm sorry I have to kill you guys. You seem like a nice, though somewhat annoying couple.
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Edie: Okay, drop the act it's unbecoming. There's a way to do this that's respectable. And this is not that.
The Lovebirds Quotes
Extended Reading
