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Elaine: According to the experts, men are very fragile. They can get crushed down if you assert yourself in any way.
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Elaine: Tampons aren't gross. Women bleed and that's a beautiful thing. Do you know that most men have never even seen a used tampon?
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Elaine: I've got 2 words: perfect love and perfect trust.
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Elaine: Men are like children. They're very easy to please as long as we give them what they want.
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Elaine: Witchcraft is just a way of concentrating energy. It can only work with what's already there.
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Griff: [to Elaine] Love... What do you know about love? What you call love is a borderline personality disorder... or worse.
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Richard: Who are you? What are you doing to me?
Elaine: I'm the love witch! I'm your ultimate fantasy!
The Love Witch Quotes
Extended Reading