The Love Witch Quotes

  • Elaine: According to the experts, men are very fragile. They can get crushed down if you assert yourself in any way.

  • Elaine: Tampons aren't gross. Women bleed and that's a beautiful thing. Do you know that most men have never even seen a used tampon?

  • Elaine: I've got 2 words: perfect love and perfect trust.

  • Elaine: Men are like children. They're very easy to please as long as we give them what they want.

  • Elaine: Witchcraft is just a way of concentrating energy. It can only work with what's already there.

  • Griff: [to Elaine] Love... What do you know about love? What you call love is a borderline personality disorder... or worse.

  • Richard: Who are you? What are you doing to me?

    Elaine: I'm the love witch! I'm your ultimate fantasy!