Tom Sawyer: Boy. They told me European women had funny ways.
Allan Quartermain: Jekyll, come on! We'll need Hyde!

Dr. Henry Jekyll: No! Hyde will never use me again.

Dorian Gray: Then what good are you?
Marksman #2: What are you?

Dorian Gray: I'm complicated.
[Chasing Moriarty, Tom Sawyer bumps into an invisible man]

Tom Sawyer: Skinner?

[to Quatermain]

Tom Sawyer: It's okay! It's Skinner!

[to the invisible man]

Tom Sawyer: What the hell are you doing here?

Sanderson Reed: What makes you think I'm Skinner, huh?
Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Oh, chemist, eh? Do we get to blow something up, then?
Mina Harker: Not Gray. He's lived long enough.
Allan Quatermain: Ah, you're missing a picture, Mr. Gray.

Dorian Gray: And you don't miss a thing, do you, Mr. Quatermain?

Allan Quatermain: Oh, sometimes.
Mina Harker: A man who worships death. Can we trust him?

Allan Quatermain: He's not the one I'm worried about.
Allan Quartermain: Well, we were the faster, but now we're the tortoise to his hare.

Dr. Henry Jekyll: So, we're done?

Tom Sawyer: No, we're alive. If M has any idea to the contrary, that gives us an edge.

Captain Nemo: The sea is vast, he could be anywhere.

Tom Sawyer: Yeah, well, I'm an optimist, now maybe that's a crime to you twisted so-and-so's but it keeps me from going crazy.

Mina Harker: Your optimism's out of place.

Tom Sawyer: You're wrong! Because we'll get out, man... at least, I will. That other agent I told you about... was my childhood friend. We were agents together until the Fantom shot him dead. Now you can be done, but I am not. I will avenge his death.

Dr. Henry Jekyll: It's not about any one of us, Tom, it's bigger than that.

Tom Sawyer: Yes, it is, Jekyll! The fate for the world is in our hands... the world! So M tricked you, he brought you all together and you walked straight into his trap. But the way that I see it, that's the part he did wrong... He brought you together.

Dr. Henry Jekyll: He has a point.

Allan Quartermain: And the boy becomes a man... perhaps a leader of men.

Mina Harker: And Women.
Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): That's the last time I ever play with matches.
Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): And they'll provide an antidote... well, that's if I'm a good boy.

Allan Quatermain: And are you a good boy?

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): I guess you'll find out, won't you?
Dorian Gray: Mina. You're alive.

Mina Harker: It's possible I can't die. Same could be said of you. Let's put it to the test.
Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): OW. You scratched me.

Dorian Gray: Better me than him.
Dorian Gray: Ah. The bedroom, Mina. Does it give you memories? Or ideas?

Mina Harker: Ideas.

[She stabs him in the groin]

Dorian Gray: [gasping] If that had been permanent, I'd have been very upset!
M: You could stay, you know. Share my dream.

Dorian Gray: I've lived long enough to see the future become history, Professor. Empires crumble. There are no exceptions.

M: You think you're better than me. You forget: I've seen your painting.
Mina Harker: You broke my heart once. This time you missed.
Allan Quatermain: If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.
Sanderson Reed: Where is your sense of patriotism?

Allan Quatermain: [stands up with a drink] God save the Queen.

[the other patrons of the club mutter an apathetic return to the toast]

Nigel: God save her.

Allan Quatermain: [to Reed] That's about as patriotic as it gets around here.
Allan Quatermain: Automatic rifles. Who in God's name has automatic rifles?

Elderly Hunter: Dashed unsporting. Probably Belgian.
Sanderson Reed: They're indestructible.

Allan Quatermain: No, just armor-plated.
Mina Harker: You're sweet... and you're young. Neither are traits that I hold in high regard.
Mina Harker: Do you realize what you've done? What you've let out of me?

Dorian Gray: A woman's wrath? Oh, I'm petrified.
M: How many times do I have to kill these cretins?
Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Allow me to introduce myself. Rodney Skinner, gentleman thief. Now, I thought invisibility would be a boon to my work. Well, you can imagine, it was my undoing. Once you're invisible, it's bloody hard to turn back.
Dorian Gray: I'm an immortal, sir, not a gazelle. How can we outrun this?

[Tom Sawyer brings out Nemo's car]

Tom Sawyer: Care for a spin?
Allan Quatermain: Now, would you like to learn to shoot?

Tom Sawyer: I can already.

Allan Quatermain: Oh, I saw. Very American. Fire enough bullets and hope to hit the target.
Dorian Gray: I hoped I'd get to nail you one more time. Didn't think it'd be literally.
Dorian Gray: Bomb-voyage.
[Mina jumps and gasps like something just grabbed her behind]

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): I've been waiting all week to do that.

Allan Quatermain: Get a grip, man.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Well, I thought I just did.

[Mina slaps him]

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Oooh, Mina...

Captain Nemo: Report.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Well, hello to you, too. And need I remind you, I am naked in the snow. I can't feel any of my extremities. And I mean... any of them.
Sanderson Reed: There is great unrest. Countries set at each other's throats, baying for blood. It's a powder-keg. The trouble of which I speak could set a match to the whole thing: War.

Allan Quatermain: Wi-With whom, exactly?

Sanderson Reed: Everyone. A world war.

Allan Quatermain: That notion makes you sweat?

Sanderson Reed: Heavens, man. Doesn't it you?

Allan Quatermain: This is Africa, dear boy. Sweating is what we do.
[Clanging metal sounds from inside Nautilus]

Tom Sawyer: What is it?

Captain Nemo: The sound of treachery.
Captain Nemo: Contain your evil, Doctor. I'll not have the brute free upon my ship. Must I take drastic steps?

Dr. Henry Jekyll: I am in control.

Captain Nemo: I very much doubt it.

Dr. Henry Jekyll: Your talk is all well and good, sir... but your own past is far from laudable.
Allan Quatermain: I may have been overly rude earlier... when I called you a pirate.

Captain Nemo: And I may have been overly charitable... when I said I wasn't. But I try to live in the now... where the ghosts of old wrongs do not abide.
[after throwing the invisible man out of his room]

Allan Quatermain: Skinner, I want you dressed at all times, eh? Or it's my boot up your arse.
M: You can't kill the future.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: Let's not make a saint out of a sinner. Next time he may not be so helpful.
Nigel: Perhaps I should toddle off, should I, Allan?

Allan Quatermain: Yes, of course, Nigel. You toddle off.

Nigel: Toddling.
[Dorian and Mina, both immortals, are fighting]

Dorian Gray: We'll be at this all day.
Sanderson Reed: But you're Allan Quatermain. Stories of your exploits have thrilled English boys for decades.

Allan Quatermain: That I know. And Nigel has done a grand job reminding me. But... with each past exploit I've lost friends, white men and black... and much more. And I'm not the man I once was.
Mina Harker: I'm not much of a drinker.
[to Tom Sawyer]

Allan Quatermain: May this new century be yours, son, as the old one was mine.
Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): So, how did M get you?

Allan Quatermain: None of your business.

Mina Harker: You're a little testy, Mr. Q.

Allan Quatermain: Mrs. Harker, I doubt if you measure danger the way I do.

Mina Harker: And I imagine you with quite the library, Mr. Quatermain. All those books you must have read merely by looking at their covers.

Allan Quatermain: I've had women along on past exploits, and found them to be, at best, a distraction.

Mina Harker: Do I distract you?

Allan Quatermain: My dear girl, I've buried two wives and many lovers... and I'm in no mood for more of either.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): You can send 'em my way.

Allan Quatermain: Skinner, shut up.
M: James Moriarty? The so-called Napoleon of crime? That man died at Reichenbach Falls. He died, and I was reborn.
Captain Nemo: We have trouble.

Mr. Hyde: Trouble? I call it sport.
Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): This is a charming spot. Does Jack the Ripper live here?
M: I hope I've got your fire when I'm your age.

Allan Quatermain: You will not live beyond today. That I promise you.
Captain Nemo: [Seeing the Dante-Beast] What is that thing?

Mr. Hyde: It's me on a bad day.
Mr. Hyde: Don't be afraid.

Tom Sawyer: Who says I'm afraid?

Mr. Hyde: YOU DO!

[In an eyeblink he rips a chain from the wall and sends it flying over Sawyer's head]

Mr. Hyde: YOU STINK OF FEAR!
Sanderson Reed: The Empire needs you.

Allan Quatermain: But the question is, do I need the Empire?
M: They've discovered these attacks are all the work of one man who calls himself the Phantom

Allan Quatermain: Very operatic. And what's in it for him?

M: Profit.
Captain Nemo: This is my first mate.

Ishmael: Call me Ishmael, please.
Marksman #1: Draw your pistol.

Captain Nemo: I walk a different path.

[Draws his sword and attacks, successfully]
M: To that end, I set my wolf among you sheep.

Dorian Gray: Growl.
Captain Nemo: You underestimate the Nautilus. You underestimate her greatly.
Allan Quatermain: [sniffs air] He's afraid.

Tom Sawyer: [sniffs air] I don't smell anything.
Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): And I thought I was special. You're invulnerable to harm.

Dorian Gray: I don't like to boast.
Edward Hyde: Yes, Henry. Look, but don't touch. That's your way.

Dr. Henry Jekyll: Just shut up. I won't be tricked again.

Edward Hyde: Tricked? You've known what I was about each time you drank the formula.

Dr. Henry Jekyll: Liar. I am a good man.

Edward Hyde: Who's lying now? You want it, even more than you want her.

Dr. Henry Jekyll: No.

Edward Hyde: You can't shut me out forever. Drink the elixir.

Dr. Henry Jekyll: No.

Edward Hyde: She barely even looks at you...

Dr. Henry Jekyll: Be quiet.

Edward Hyde: SHE LOOKED AT ME.
Allan Quatermain: I don't like theatrics.

M: After Africa's veldts, London's climate isn't affecting your mood, I see...

Allan Quatermain: Identify yourself.

M: I am known by many names, Mr. Quatermain. My underlings call me Sir. My superiors call me M.

Allan Quatermain: M?

M: Just M.
M: To the death. But you'll need Hyde to make it mine.

Allan Quatermain: He'll be making his own fight.
Rodney Skinner (the Invisible Man): Oh, scotch anyone?

Dorian Gray: Help yourself.

Mina Harker: Don't let it ruin your makeup.

Captain Nemo: I'm impressed, Mr. Gray. You take Skinner's uniqueness in your stride.

Dorian Gray: Well, I've seen too much in my life to shock easily.
[Quatermain pulls Sawyer out from under some falling rubble]

Allan Quatermain: Heh. That was naughty.

Tom Sawyer: Thanks.

Allan Quatermain: Eyes open, boy. I can't protect you all the time.
[Sawyer pushes Quatermain out of the way of a thrown knife]

Tom Sawyer: Look out!

[they both fall over]

Tom Sawyer: [smiling] Eyes open, boy. I can't protect you all the time!
Mina Harker: [imitating Quatermain] This hunt is too dangerous for a woman, even one such as you. Leave it to me.
[Deflecting an enemy's bullets]

Mr. Hyde: IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?
Rodney Skinner (the Invisible Man): Hello, Dorian. The great white hunter's bagged his prize.

[they hear and see men being thrashed]

Dorian Gray: Or the prize bagged him.

[Quatermain is corraling Mr. Hyde]

Allan Quatermain: Stay back, if you value your lives.
Mr. Hyde: Home... home is where the heart is, that's what they say. And I have been missing London so. Its sorrow is as sweet to me as a rare wine.

[he eyes Mina Harker]

Mr. Hyde: I am yours.
Captain Nemo: Behold Nautilus; the Sword of the Ocean. Next stop Paris.
Allan Quatermain: [being lead down a staircase that doesn't seem to end] Where are we going? Australia?
Allan Quartermain: [after the exploration pod has been stolen] We can track it.

Captain Nemo: Track it? I intend to catch it!
[first lines]

Sanderson Reed: [to coachman] Don't... wander... off.
Allan Quartermain: Chilao!

[a target is slung into the ocean. Sawyer hoists the elephant gun]

Allan Quartermain: Aim.

Tom Sawyer: That's easy.

Allan Quartermain: Adjust for wind and target movement.

Tom Sawyer: That's easy, too.

Allan Quartermain: Here's the part that's not. You have to feel the shot. Take your time with it. You have all the time you need. All the time in the world.
[Allan aims his elephant gun at a fleeing assassin]

Sanderson Reed: But he's so far away.

[Allan lowers the gun with a grunt of frustration]

Sanderson Reed: Yes, I thought he was.

[Allan puts on a pair of glasses]

Allan Quartermain: God, I hate getting old.

[He aims the rifle and fires. In the far distance, the assassin goes down. Reed gapes]
Captain Nemo: [after Mina has killed marksman] Extraordinary!
Dorian Gray: [after watching Hyde's attack] Quite the parlor trick.

Mr. Hyde: Wait 'til you see my next one.

[Hyde transforms suddenly into small and meek Henry Jekyll]

Dr. Henry Jekyll: Dr.Jekyll... at your service.
Mina Harker: [after seeing a painful reaction Jekyll's face] You all right?

Dr. Henry Jekyll: My ears hurt, it's nothing.
[Dante throws the Fantom a rocket launcher]

Draper: [in German] Are you crazy? This place is full of hydrogen gas!

The Fantom: Really? That's so frightening.

[fires]
Ishmael: Shall I wait, Captain?

Captain Nemo: No, bring my lady to me.
Mina Harker: And you are?

Tom Sawyer: Special Agent Sawyer, American Secret Service.
Ishmael: That Skinner's got a lot to answer for!

Dorian Gray: Not Skinner - me!

[raises his gun and shoots Ishmael]
Mina Harker: [to Sawyer] I've had my fill of throats tonight!
Dr. Henry Jekyll: He's stolen us - and we let him!
M: [to Quatermain] Are you tired of being wrong? The League? Me? Skinner?
Tom Sawyer: [Skinner has been burnt by a flamethrower] Are you okay?

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): That's the last time I play with matches!
Allan Quartermain: The Phantom is M. And the hunt is still on.

Dr. Henry Jekyll: What are you talking about?

Allan Quartermain: The Phantom is M. The same man who recruited us.

Dr. Henry Jekyll: [trying to examine Allan's wound] Let me see that.

[he is shrugged off]

Captain Nemo: But how?

Allan Quartermain: We'll get our answers. Where are the others?

Mina Harker: [entering] Dorian's missing in action. And Mr. Skinner must have fled when he realized we knew.

Allan Quartermain: [concerned] Sawyer?

Tom Sawyer: [entering with a bloody lip] He'll live to fight another day.

Mina Harker: [advances towards Tom, he draws back] Don't worry, I've had my fill of throats for this evening.
Mina Harker: Am I late?

M: A woman's prerogative, Mrs Harker.

Allan Quartermain: Please tell me this is Harker's wife with a sick note.

Mina Harker: Sick would be a mild understatement. My husband's been dead for years.
Mina Harker: My husband was Jonathan Harker. Together, with a professor named Van Helsing, we fought a dangerous evil. It had a name: Dracula. He was Transylvanian.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): European? One of those radicals the newspapers love to report on?

Mina Harker: I don't know, Mr. Skinner.

[pulls her scarf aside to reveal two small punctures]

Mina Harker: Is the vampiric sucking of people's blood radical behavior?

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Stewart 2022-03-20 09:01:37

A large collection of classic magical characters, the one that makes people speechless is Professor Moriarty. The Raiders team should bring A Fu and A Hua XD~ I still prefer Captain Nemo, who is "off the beaten path", although I don't know his Original image XD...
Stewart 2022-03-21 09:01:44

Lao Xiao is seasoned in acting, the female vampire is ruthless, and everything else is soy sauce. The first half of the rhythm is not well grasped, and the acceleration from the Venetian plot is too fast. In short, it is an action blockbuster. The plot of Dr. Hyde is well adapted. People can't let that "me" dominate life.