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Rose: Pink Bubblegum please.
Karen: Pink Bubblegum?
Rose: Yeah. It's the flavor of the month.
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Brenda: This coke's kinda sweet. It's really good stuff.
David: The best.
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Ruby: Cash up front or Ruby walks.
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Carmela: Come to me my big burrito!
David: Me?
Carmela: You are the only man I see. Come to Carmela.
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David: What are you doing there, Victor?
Victor: Buzz off blimp.
Gary: Come on guys. There's probably nothing there to see anyway.
Victor: Oh yeah? I bet you guys wish you had what I have.
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Gary: Four for Earl.
Earl: Four? Are you sure?
David: Half. Give him half.
Gary: Ok, we'll give you another half.
Earl: Gee, thanks guys!
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Druggist: Crabs! You guys got crabs! That's what they called them in my day. You young people.
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David: The guy who's got the biggest tool, he's the one who wins the pool!
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Soda Jerk: She's fine isn't she.
[commenting on Gary staring at Karen after she gets her ice cream]
Gary: Heh! Do you know who she is?
Soda Jerk: Never saw her before in my life.
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Rose: How's the pizza world?
Gary: It's round, Rose!
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Rick: Any time Pizza Boy! Any time Gary, man!
Gary: You're the biggest loo I've ever met!
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David: [17:08] Mrs. Spencer! What are you doing here?
Mother: What am I doing here? What are YOU doing here?
The Last American Virgin Quotes
Extended Reading
