Biaggio: In Italian, the word for snake means 'the demon's cock'.

Patrick: No it doesn't.

Biaggio: There's a chance that it doesn't.
Joe: I don't trust that old guy.

Biaggio: He has a shadow behind his eyes.

Vicki: How long have you been standing there?

Biaggio: Hello

Joe: That's not an answer.
Patrick: I can deal with the fact that the chickens are store bought. Okay? I can! But it really bothers me that the loaded potato isn't Biagio's recipe...

Joe: No! No no, that actually really is. I- I honestly have no idea where he's getting chives.
Frank: You're right, it's a classic kidnapping. They took our children and the canned goods and pasta.
Frank: Yes, I experienced a childhood on the planet Earth. I've heard the story of the boy who cried wolf.
Biaggio: Do you know we've been walking for half a mile? I can tell by how much we've bonded.

Joe: You haven't said a word the whole time.
Frank: My question for you, Gary, is: How do you want me to eat these with my normal human mouth? Do you want me to unhinge my jaw like an anaconda? Should I put this in my belly and lay out in the sun for two months, digesting it?
Joe: Vicki's making eyes at you man. Go talk to her. She's so into it.

Biaggio: There's no point in me talking to her anyways.

Joe: Why not?

Biaggio: Joe, I'm gay.

Joe: Are you sure?

Biaggio: Yes, my lungs fill up every time the seasons change.

Joe: That's not being gay, Biaggio.

Biaggio: What?

Joe: Pretty sure that's Cystic Fibrosis.

Biaggio: Oh.
Rookie Cop: Mr. Toy, are you familiar with the boy who cried wolf?

Frank: Yes I have experienced a childhood on the planet earth, so... yes I've heard of that one.

Frank: Do you think you can apply it to my situation in an allegorical fashion?
Rookie Cop: Ah, sarcasm. The poor man's wit.
Vicki: So Biaggio, what do you do?

Biaggio: I met a dog the other day, it taught me how to die.
Joe: Ah... Is anything better than a good stogie, Biaggio?

Biaggio: Being in a situation where it's easier to lie but you choose to tell the truth.

Joe: Hmm. Guess that's better.
Joe: You made these?

Biaggio: I did. It took very little time. Very few days.
Frank: Silence, land trunt.
Biaggio: I don't really see myself as having a gender.

The Kings of Summer Quotes

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The Kings of Summer short comments

Elias 2022-03-25 09:01:10

2.5, there are good sentences but no good chapters
Adela 2022-04-23 07:02:27

19 Feb 2014. A movie that says "Is that so?" until the subtitle rises at the end. It's too young to be so young in summer. I love it. JOE's dad's wonton is a big theory. I love it. Those blockbusters in the forest, whether it’s a MV that just wants to take up time for three people to get along with each other, or an empty shot, the story is very simple, and the theme is always like catch the wind.