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Kelsey: What are those numbers on your arm?
Scott Carlin: That's the date my dad died.
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Scott Carlin: Hi, this guy's been either shot or stabbed, I don't know, he's been kinda vague about it.
Admissions Nurse in ER: Sir, have you been shot? Stabbed?
Shot or Stabbed Victim: No, I fell in a thornbush.
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Scott Carlin: If you have money, why would you ever live in Staten Island?
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Scott Carlin: We're like the only place that New Jersey looks down on.
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Kelsey: Thanks for the sex. It was wonderful until you started talking.
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Papa: Your dad was a hero, and heroes are necessary, and they should be allowed to have families.
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Claire Carlin: You don't get to act all crazy your entire life because Dad died.
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Richie: Obama ain't right. You got Obama wrong. Ain't nothing worse than that.
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Igor: I regret my friendship with you guys.
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Scott Carlin: You're going to make me babysit your kids? I'm on drugs.
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Scott Carlin: Oh I trained her in the car. She's not going to break.
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Kelsey: You look a little like Antonio Banderas, if I squint my eyes a bit.
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Scott Carlin: When we go out in public, people look at me like I'm kidnapped.
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Oscar: I haven't been high in a while but I still do it, I like that lifestyle.
The King of Staten Island Quotes
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