The King of Fighters Quotes

[Mai is teleported into a fighting stage, which is in the form of a freezer warehouse]

Sam: Hello, Mai.

Mai Shiranui: [smiles] Why did you pick this freezing hole?

Sam: Payback. Remember that sauna you chose last time?

Mai Shiranui: Hey, does your mother know you're wearing her coat?

Sam: It was a gift!

[as Sam is thrown against a stack of crates, a ball of snakes suddenly appears above him]

Sam: What the hell is that?

Mai Shiranui: That'll be my victory.

[Rugal knocks Kyo down. Kyo crawls and reaches for his sword]

Rugal: Come on. This is boring. Let's mix it up a bit.

[Rugal throws his quarter-staff away and is thrown a backhoe]

Rugal: No. Too violent.

[He throws the backhoe and is thrown a stick with nails on it]

Rugal: Ooh, too barbaric, isn't it?

[He throws the stick in the air and is thrown a baseball bat]

Rugal: Hey!

Terry Bogard: ...so could SOMEBODY please tell me how I can be in the most technologically advanced country in the world and not get one decent surveillance camera?

Junior Agent: I don't know.

Terry Bogard: Don't all answer at once.

Chizuru Kagura: The tournament takes place in another dimension.

Terry Bogard: Don't give me that bullshit about dimensions.

Scott Hana: Well, actually string theory supports the idea of over ten or eleven different dimensions occupying the same time capsule as this one.

Terry Bogard: You got beat up a lot as a kid, didn't you?

Terry Bogard: Look, I'm trained to believe in the tangible, not the bullshit story you're telling me. People are dying, and you want me to believe you and your crazy stories.

Chizuru Kagura: No, but you'll believe Mai.

Terry Bogard: Who's Mai?

Chizuru Kagura: The undercover operative you assigned to infiltrate our organization a year ago.

Terry Bogard: [a little embarrassed] Oh, THAT Mai.

Mai Shiranui: Why does this place smell.

Terry Bogard: We're on a budget.

Kyo Kusanagi: I'm not strong enough.

Iori Yagami: You have to be. We don't have a choice.

Kyo Kusanagi: What if I'm not?

Iori Yagami: Then we all die.

Kyo Kusanagi: A great pep talk.

Rugal: [Kyo appears in the tournament dimension and sees Rugal] You're not mine. I must have the wrong number.

Kyo Kusanagi: This is the tournament, isn't it?

Rugal: You're new at this.

[Kyo prepares to fight as Rugal approaches him]

Kyo Kusanagi: This is what we do here right? We fight?

[Kyo strikes at Rugal who easily blocks. Rugal roundhouse kicks Kyo through a door. Kyo comes flying through another door further down the hallway]

Rugal: That's not fighting. Technically that's you taking a beating.