The Imitation Game Quotes

[first lines]

Alan Turing: Are you paying attention? Good. If you're not listening carefully you will miss things. Important things. I will not pause, I will not repeat myself, and you will not interrupt me. If you think that because you're sitting where you are and I am sitting where I am that you are in control of what is about to happen, you 're mistaken. I am in control, because I know things that you do not know.

Stewart Menzies: [candidates are taking a timed test] Six minutes... is that even possible?

Alan Turing: No, it takes me eight.

Joan Clarke: [raises her hand]

Alan Turing: You're finished?... Five minutes thirty four seconds.

Joan Clarke: You said to finish under six minutes.

Joan Clarke: Alan, what's happened?

Alan Turing: [pause] We can't be engaged anymore. Your parents need to take you back. Find you a husband elsewhere.

Joan Clarke: What's wrong with you?

Alan Turing: I have something to tell you. I'm... I'm a homosexual.

Joan Clarke: Alright.

Alan Turing: No, no, men, Joan. Not women.

Joan Clarke: So what?

Alan Turing: I just told you...

Joan Clarke: So what? I had my suspicions. I always did. But we're not like other people. We love each other in our own way, and we can have the life together that we want. You won't be the perfect husband? I can promise you I harboured no intention of being the perfect wife. I'll not be fixing your lamb all day, while you come home from the office, will I? I'll work. You'll work. And we'll have each other's company. We'll have each other's minds. Sounds like a better marriage than most. Because I care for you. And you care for me. And we understand one another more than anyone else ever has.

Alan Turing: I don't.

Joan Clarke: What?

Alan Turing: Care for you. I never did. I just needed you to break Enigma. I've done that now, so you can go.

Joan Clarke: [slaps him] I am not going anywhere. I have spent entirely too much of my life worried about what you think of me, or what my parents think of me, or what the boys in Hut 8 or the girls in Hut 3 think, and you know I am done. This work is the most important thing I will ever do. And no one will stop me. Least of all you.

[pause]

Joan Clarke: You know what? They were right. Peter. Hugh. John. You really are a monster.

Alan Turing: [Explaining the Turing Test] "The Imitation Game."

Detective Robert Nock: Right, that's... that's what it's about?

Alan Turing: Would you like to play?

Detective Robert Nock: Play?

Alan Turing: It's a game. A test of sorts. For determining whether something is a... a machine or a human being.

Detective Robert Nock: How do I play?

Alan Turing: Well, there's a judge and a subject, and... the judge asks questions and, depending on the subject's answers, determines who he is talking with... what he is talking with, and, um... All you have to do is ask me a question.

[last lines]

Alan Turing: You got what you wanted. A husband, a job... a normal life.

Joan Clarke: No one normal could have done that. Do you know, this morning... I was on a train that went through a city that wouldn't exist if it wasn't for you. I bought a ticket from a man who would likely be dead if it wasn't for you. I read up on my work... a whole field of scientific inquiry that only exists because of you. Now, if you wish you could have been normal... I can promise you I do not. The world is an infinitely better place precisely because you weren't.

Alan Turing: You really think that?

Joan Clarke: I think, that sometimes it is the people who no one imagines anything of, who do the things no one... can imagine.

Alan Turing: I like solving problems, Commander. And Enigma is the most difficult problem in the world.

Commander Denniston: Enigma isn't difficult, it's impossible. The Americans, the Russians, the French, the Germans, everyone thinks Enigma is unbreakable.

Alan Turing: Good. Let me try and we'll know for sure, won't we?

John Cairncross: The boys, we're going to get some lunch.

[no response]

John Cairncross: Alan?

Alan Turing: Yes?

John Cairncross: I said we're going to get some lunch.

[no response]

John Cairncross: Alan?

Alan Turing: Yes?

John Cairncross: Can you hear me?

Alan Turing: Yes.

John Cairncross: I said we're off to get some lu-...

[disrupts himself]

John Cairncross: This is starting to get a little bit repetitive.

Alan Turing: What is?

John Cairncross: I had asked, if you wanted to come have lunch with us.

Alan Turing: No, you didn't, you said you were going to get some lunch.

John Cairncross: Have I offended you in some way?

Alan Turing: Why would you think that?

John Cairncross: Would you like to come to lunch with us?

Alan Turing: What time's lunch time?

Hugh Alexander: [Frustrated] Christ, Alan, it's a bleeding sandwich.

Alan Turing: What is?

Hugh Alexander: Lunch.

Alan Turing: Oh, I don't like sandwiches.

John Cairncross: Nevermind.

Alan Turing: When people talk to each other, they never say what they mean.

[pause]

Alan Turing: They say something else and you're expected to just know what they mean.

Alan Turing: Are you paying attention? Good. If you are not listening carefully, you will miss things. Important things. I will not pause, I will not repeat myself, and you will not interrupt me. You think that because you're sitting where you are, and I am sitting where I am, that you are in control of what is about to happen. You're mistaken. I am in control, because I know things that you do not know.

[pause]

Alan Turing: What I will need from you now is a commitment. You will listen closely, and you will not judge me until I am finished. If you cannot commit to this, then please leave the room. But if you choose to stay, remember you chose to be here. What happens from this moment forward is not my responsibility. It's yours. Pay attention.

Alan Turing: Uh, that's my sandwich.

Hugh Alexander: You don't like sandwiches.

Alan Turing: [after telling the story] Now you decide: Am I a machine? Am I a human? Am I a war hero? Or am I a criminal?

Detective Robert Nock: I can't judge you.

Alan Turing: Well, then. You were of no help to me at all.

Hugh Alexander: If you run the wires across the plugboard matrix diagonally, you'll eliminate rotor positions 500 times faster.

Alan Turing: This is actually not an entirely terrible idea.

Joan Clarke: That's Alan for "thank you."

Stewart Menzies: Mr Turing, do you know how many people have died because of Enigma?

Alan Turing: No, I don't.

Stewart Menzies: Three.

Alan Turing: Three?

Stewart Menzies: While we've been having this conversation.

Stewart Menzies: [he looks at his watch] Oh look, there's another. I rather hope he didn't have a family.

John Cairncross: What's wrong?

Alan Turing: What if... what if I don't fancy being with Joan in that way?

John Cairncross: Because you're a homosexual? I suspected.

Alan Turing: Sh- should I tell her that I've had affairs with men?

John Cairncross: You know, in my admittedly limited experience, women tend to be a bit touchy about accidentally marrying homosexuals. Perhaps not spreading this information about might be in your best interest.

Alan Turing: I care for her, I truly do, but... I-I just don't know if I can pretend...

John Cairncross: You can't tell anyone, Alan. It's illegal. And Denniston is looking for any excuse he can to put you away.

Alan Turing: I know.

John Cairncross: This has to stay a secret.

Commander Denniston: This is Stewart Menzies. MI6.

Charles Richards: There are only five divisions of military intelligence. There is no MI6.

Stewart Menzies: Exactly. That's the spirit.

Alan Turing: He likes you.

Joan Clarke: Yes.

Alan Turing: You - you got him to like you.

Joan Clarke: Yes.

Alan Turing: Why?

Joan Clarke: Because I'm a woman in a man's job, and I don't have the luxury of being an ass.

Stewart Menzies: Why are you telling me this ?

Alan Turing: We need your help, to keep this a secret from Admiralty, Army, RAF. Ah... as no one can know, that we've broken enigma, not even

[Commander]

Alan Turing: Dennison

Stewart Menzies: Who's in the process of having you fired ?

Joan Clarke: You can take care of that.

Alan Turing: While we develop a system to help you determine how much intelligence to act on. Which ahh attacks to stop, which to let through. Statistical analysis, the minimum number of actions it will take, for us to win the war - but the maximum number we can take, before the Germans get suspicious

Stewart Menzies: And you're going to trust of this all to statistics ? To maths ?

Alan Turing: Correct.

Joan Clarke: And then MI6 can come up with the lies we will tell everyone else

Alan Turing: You'll need a believable alternative source for all the pieces of information that you use

Joan Clarke: A false story, so that we can explain how we got our information, that has nothing to do with Enigma, and then you can leak those stories to the Germans

Alan Turing: And then to our own military

Stewart Menzies: Maintain a conspiracy of lies at the very highest levels of govt ?... Sounds right up my alley.

Commander Denniston: Well, you realize that six hundred miles away from London there's this nasty little chap called Hitler who wants to engulf Europe in tyranny.

Alan Turing: Politics isn't really my area of expertise.

Peter Hilton: You're not God, Alan. You don't get to decide who lives and who dies.

Alan Turing: Yes, yes we do.

Peter Hilton: Why? Why?

Alan Turing: Because we're the only ones who can.

Detective Robert Nock: Mr Turing, can I tell you a secret?

Alan Turing: I'm quite good with those.

Detective Robert Nock: I'm here to help you.

Alan Turing: Oh, clearly!

Detective Robert Nock: Can machines think?

Alan Turing: Oh, so you've read some of my published works?

Detective Robert Nock: What makes you say that?

Alan Turing: Oh, because I'm sitting in a police station, accused of entreating a young man to touch my penis, and you've just asked me if machines can think.

Detective Robert Nock: Well, can they? Could machines ever think as human beings do?

Alan Turing: Most people say not.

Detective Robert Nock: You're not most people.

Alan Turing: You can't leave, I won't let you.

Joan Clarke: I'll miss you. That's what a normal person would say in this situation.

Alan Turing: I-I don't care what is normal!

Joan Clarke: What am I supposed to do, Alan? I will not give up my parents.

Alan Turing: You have an opportunity here to make some actual use of your life!

Joan Clarke: [offended] And end up like you? No thanks. I'm sorry you're lonely. But Enigma will not save you. Can you decipher that, you fragile narcissist? Or would you like me to fetch your beloved Christopher to help?

Commander Denniston: Have you ever won a war, Turing? I have. You know how it's done? Discipline, order, chain of command. You're not at university any more, you're a very small cog in a very large system. And you will do as your commanding officer instructs.

Alan Turing: Who - who is your commanding officer?

Commander Denniston: Winston Churchill. Number 10 Downing Street, London SW1. You have a problem with my decision, you can take it up with him.

Peter Hilton: All my friends, they're making a difference while we just wile away our days, producing nothing! Because of you.

Alan Turing: My machine... will work.

Young Alan Turing: What's that you're reading?

Christopher Morcom: It's about cryptography.

Young Alan Turing: Like secret messages?

Christopher Morcom: Not secret. That's the brilliant part. Messages that anyone can see but no one knows what they mean, unless you have the key.

Young Alan Turing: How's that different from talking?

Christopher Morcom: Talking?

Young Alan Turing: When people talk to each other, they never say what they mean, they say something else. And you're expected to just know what they mean. Only I never do. So... How's that different?

Christopher Morcom: Alan, I have a funny feeling you're going to be very good at this.

Hugh Alexander: Love will make a man do strange things, I suppose.

Alan Turing: In this case, love just lost Germany the whole bloody war!

Hugh Alexander: [reading a decrypted message] "... is directed to 53 degrees 24 minutes north and aufpunkt one degree west."

Hugh Alexander: "Heil Hitler."

Alan Turing: Turns out that's the only German you need to know to break Enigma.

Alan Turing: I'm not a spy. I'm... I'm just a mathematician.

Stewart Menzies: I know a lot of spies, Alan. You've got more secrets than the best of them.

Stewart Menzies: Burn everything.

Hugh Alexander: Burn? Why?

Stewart Menzies: You were told when you started this was a Top Secret program. Did you think we were joking?

Hugh Alexander: But the war is over.

Stewart Menzies: *This* war is. But there'Il be others.

Alan Turing: And we know how to break a code that everybody else believes is unbreakable.

Stewart Menzies: Precisely. Tear it down, light it up. Sweep away the ashes. None of you have ever met before. None of you have ever even heard the word "Enigma." Have a safe trip home.

Stewart Menzies: [as they rise to go] Behave. With a bit of luck, you'll never have to see me or one another again for the rest of your lives...

Title Card: After a year of government-mandated hormonal therapy, Alan Turing committed suicide on June 7th 1954.

Title Card: He was 41 years old.

Title Card: Between 1885 and 1967, approximately 49,000 homosexual men were convicted of gross indecency under British law.

Title Card: In 2013, Queen Elizabeth II granted Turing a posthumous royal pardon, honouring his unprecedented achievements.

Title Card: Historians estimate that breaking Enigma shortened the war by more than two years, saving over 14 million lives.

Title Card: It remained a government-held secret for more than 50 years.

Title Card: Turing's work inspired generations of research into what scientists called "Turing Machines".

Title Card: Today, we call them computers.

Joan Clarke: Are you trying to build your universal machine?

[Alan looks puzzled]

Joan Clarke: I read your paper at university.

Alan Turing: Is it already being taught?

Joan Clarke: Oh no! I was precocious.

Alan Turing: Hey Joan!

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