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Cristabelle Abbott: A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.
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Nate Cooper: I love midget mimes.
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Cristabelle Abbott: Well when you really care about someone, you're willing to overlook their flaws and I just wanted to make sure that you liked me for me.
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[last lines]
Nate Cooper: Don't say a word. I came here not to tell you that Johann doesn't deserve you, which you already figured out for yourself. And not to tell you that I am in love with you, which I am. Desperately. My entire life, something has been holding me back from falling in love. And I thought that it was Cristabel. But I realized that I've just been fumbling my way to you. My last girlfriend, her name was Jane. That's one letter off! I don't even know what that means, that's dumb, I'm sorry. Listen, I don't deserve you. Because I didn't take the time to see who you were. And you have to know that you're the girl. You're the girl that the guy runs to. You're the girl.
June Phigg: [on the verge of tears] You're... you're out of breath.
[the two kiss]
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