The Hole Quotes

  • Dane: Who the hell is that? She one of your little friends?

    Lucas: I don't have any friends.

  • Julie: I know what you've got. You've got a gateway to hell under your house. And that is really cool.

  • Dane: We just want to know if you built the hole, and what it's about.

    Creepy Carl: Nobody built the hole! The hole has been there since the world's first scream.

  • Lucas: I really don't like clowns.

  • [last lines]

    Susan: When I was a little girl I was pretty scared of a monster that I thought was under my bed.

    Lucas: Uh oh...

  • Julie: [taken aback] I Thought You Said You Didn't Have A Father/Dad?

    Dane: [crossly] I *Don't* Have A Father/Dad... I *Have* An Asshole Who Gets Drunk And Beats On/Up My Mother And Me!