The Hitcher Quotes

  • Interrogation Sergeant: What's your name? Come on. What's your name? Do you have a name? Do you have a police record? Where are you from?

    John Ryder: Disneyland.

  • [Picking up the hitchhiker]

    Jim Halsey: My mother told me to never do this.

  • Jim Halsey: Do I look like a killer to you?

  • Nash: Actually we're all from Mars around here, we keep our spaceship out back. So... what planet are you from?

  • Nash: Why didn't he kill us?

    Jim Halsey: Let's go...

    Nash: WHY DIDN'T HE KILL US?

    [pause]

    Jim Halsey: Let's go.

  • John Ryder: Gas stations have cigarettes.

    Jim Halsey: What about gas?

    John Ryder: I don't need gas.

    Jim Halsey: What do you want?

    [John starts laughing]

    Jim Halsey: What's so funny?

    John Ryder: That's what the other guy said.

    Jim Halsey: What other guy?

    John Ryder: That guy back there, the one we just passed. The guy who picked me up before you did.

    Jim Halsey: That was him in there?

    John Ryder: Sure it was. He couldn't have walked very far.

    Jim Halsey: Why's that?

    John Ryder: Because I cut off his legs... and his arms... and his head... and I'm going to do the same to you.

  • Jim Halsey: Look, I think you better get out now.

    [Silence]

    Jim Halsey: . The ride is over.

    [Silence]

    Jim Halsey: . Goodbye.

    John Ryder: I'm going to sit here. And you're going to drive.

  • Jim Halsey: They'll catch you.

    John Ryder: [Scoffs] Yeah... sure. So what?

  • John Ryder: How do you like "Shitsville"?

  • Trooper Hancock: You just threw your life down the toilet, girl.

    Nash: When the truth comes down, I'll be just fine.

  • [Donner photographs Jim Halsey]

    Trooper Donner: Well, these are real good. Your mama's gonna like those.

  • Trooper Hancock: You spit on my wrist.

    Jim Halsey: What?

    Trooper Hancock: I said you spit on my wrist. Wipe it off.

  • Captain Esteridge: You're gonna get yourself killed. And if you don't, you're gonna be in a whole lotta trouble.

    Jim Halsey: I'm sorry, sir. It's something I gotta do.

    Captain Esteridge: No, you don't know what you're doin'.

    Jim Halsey: Yeah, I do.

  • [Jim watches John Ryder being interrogated]

    Jim Halsey: [whispering] John Ryder.

    Captain Esteridge: What'd you say?

    Jim Halsey: His name is John Ryder.

  • [John leaps into the police truck that Jim is driving]

    John Ryder: Hi kid.

  • Trooper Hancock: [talking about Jim] Don't you know who he is?

    Nash: You got the wrong man, Lyle.

    Trooper Hancock: Like hell we do!

  • Proprietor: Well, what happened to you?

    Jim Halsey: Nothing.

    Proprietor: Nothing?

    Jim Halsey: Nothing happened.

  • Sergeant Starr: [to Donner] That kid ain't a killer. Any fool can see that.

  • Jim Halsey: [trying to get policemen to help untie Nash from between two large trucks] Why don't you do something?... FUCKING DO SOMETHING!

  • [John wants Jim to say, "I want to die"]

    Jim Halsey: I don't know if I can say that.

    John Ryder: Sure you can. Repeat after me. I...

    Jim Halsey: I...

    John Ryder: Want... want...

    Jim Halsey: Want...

    John Ryder: To...

    Jim Halsey: To...

    John Ryder: Die... Die.

    Jim Halsey: I don't want to die!

  • John Ryder: You wanna know what happens to an eyeball when it gets punctured? Do you got any idea how much blood jets out of a guy's neck when his throat's been slit?

  • Jim Halsey: What do you want?

    John Ryder: I want you to stop me.

  • Jim Halsey: Why are you doing this to me?

    John Ryder: You're a smart kid... figure it out.

  • Captain Esteridge: [Alone with Jim in police car] There is something strange going on between the two of you. I don't know what it is. I don't want to know.