The Great Buck Howard Quotes

  • Buck Howard: That's distilled water. I'm not an iron.

  • [repeated line]

    Buck Howard: I love this town!

  • Troy Gable: Dad, what are you doing here?

    Mr. Gable: I was gonna ask you the same question.

  • Buck Howard: Troy you can bring that, and... toss my salad when you get back to the hotel.

  • Mr. Gable: You are aware that the word writer rarely appears without the word starving in front of it.

  • Valerie Brennan: I'll call you.

    Troy Gable: Okay. Preferably late at night, drunk.