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Officer Ronnie Peterson: Is our plan to inform people about the zombie danger before it gets dark?
Chief Cliff Robertson: I guess so.
Officer Ronnie Peterson: Because we passed Farmer Miller's place a little while ago, do we need to inform him?
Chief Cliff Robertson: Fuck Farmer Miller.
Officer Ronnie Peterson: Oh ok.
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Chief Cliff Robertson: Those are some pretty good cuts. You played some minor league ball didn't you?
Officer Ronnie Peterson: Well, a little class a, it was a long time ago.
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Officer Mindy Morrison: Guys, shouldn't we be telling each other that it's all gonna be okay? That this will all go away, like a bad dream? Ronnie?
Officer Ronnie Peterson: Gee, Mindy, I'm not sure I can say that.
Officer Mindy Morrison: Cliff? Please?
Chief Cliff Robertson: It's all gonna be okay, Mindy. Maybe it'll all just go away, like a bad dream.
Officer Ronnie Peterson: I doubt it.
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Farmer Frank Miller: Holy fuck! I killed him! That was weird.
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[last lines]
Hermit Bob: What a fucked-up world.
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Farmer Frank Miller: [to a horde of approaching zombies] Fucking trespassers! Kiss your asses goodbye!
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Chief Cliff Robertson: What do you think did this?
Officer Ronnie Peterson: I'm thinking zombies.
Chief Cliff Robertson: What?
Officer Ronnie Peterson: You know, the undead. Ghouls.
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Officer Ronnie Peterson: This is definitely going to end badly.
Chief Cliff Robertson: Shut up, Ronnie.
Officer Ronnie Peterson: No, you shut up.
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Dean: The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.
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Officer Mindy Morrison: She's strange.
Chief Cliff Robertson: She's Scottish.
Officer Ronnie Peterson: She's Scottish?
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Chief Cliff Robertson: He only gave me our scenes. I never saw a complete script. After all I've done for that guy, and it's a lot that you don't even know about. What a dick.
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Zelda Winston: Ah, Star Wars. That's good fiction.
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Officer Mindy Morrison: Is she alive?
Officer Ronnie Peterson: No, she is undead.
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Officer Ronnie Peterson: That girl is half Mexican. I know because I love Mexicans.
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Chief Cliff Robertson: What, are we improvising here?
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Bobby Wiggins: The only way to kill the dead is to kill the head.
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Officer Ronnie Peterson: Holy shit! Did she just say Chardonnay?
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Hermit Bob: Goddammit. Ghouls. This is undead, reanimated, full on flesh-eating zombie shit, no question.
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[first lines]
Officer Ronnie Peterson: Yuck.
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Officer Mindy Morrison: Wow. The diner sure does the world's best coffee, doesn't it?
Officer Ronnie Peterson: Yeah, but how can you drink it to so late? Won't it keep you up?
Officer Mindy Morrison: No, I sleep like a baby. Except maybe when I know there's a corpse waiting for me at work.
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Theme Song: [the refrain] After life is over, the afterlife goes on.
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Chief Cliff Robertson: Is that really Fern and Lily in there?
Officer Mindy Morrison: That WAS Fern and Lily. But now...
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[repeated line]
Officer Ronnie Peterson: Oh man, this isn't gonna end well.
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Zelda Winston: [when her two corpses sit up] So, the dead just don't wanna die today, is that it?
Zelda Winston: [draws her samurai sword and smoothly slices their heads off] That's a shame. I had them looking so bonny.
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Officer Ronnie Peterson: [holding a head] For now they're just dead hipsters, but they haven't turned yet. It can take a while.
Chief Cliff Robertson: [serenely about zombies at the door] Well, look at all of you. So very ravenous, yet well past your expiration date.
[draws her sword]
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Zelda Winston: [serenely about zombies at the door] Well, look at all of you. So very ravenous, yet well past your expiration date.
[draws her sword]
The Dead Don't Die Quotes
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Hugh 2022-01-05 08:02:06
#72nd Cannes# In a sense, it is still a pretty good opening film, with a unique temperament and enough celebrities and directors. The look and feel is not bad, it is a zombie film full of cold jokes and fandom. Excerpt a few lines: "This is too George Romero."|Bill Murray: "Why are you so calm?" Adam Driver: "Because Jim read me the script." (Pointing to the director's meta-narrative hahahaha ). At the end, Bob, the hermit played by Tom Weitz, also came to a narration poem... But the problem is that the play really has some WTF, and Jia Muxu has no desire to make the story round (presumably he has no idea to win... ), all my energy is spent on telling cold jokes. Taking genre routines to tease is probably the biggest attraction of this film.
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Horace 2022-03-26 09:01:09
[7] #Cannes72# The first game of the main competition. Unlock the first opening red carpet in your life. Hundreds of people in tuxedo watching Alien vs. Zombies. Cannes is heaven!