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Officer Ronnie Peterson: Is our plan to inform people about the zombie danger before it gets dark?
Chief Cliff Robertson: I guess so.
Officer Ronnie Peterson: Because we passed Farmer Miller's place a little while ago, do we need to inform him?
Chief Cliff Robertson: Fuck Farmer Miller.
Officer Ronnie Peterson: Oh ok.
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Chief Cliff Robertson: Those are some pretty good cuts. You played some minor league ball didn't you?
Officer Ronnie Peterson: Well, a little class a, it was a long time ago.
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Officer Mindy Morrison: Guys, shouldn't we be telling each other that it's all gonna be okay? That this will all go away, like a bad dream? Ronnie?
Officer Ronnie Peterson: Gee, Mindy, I'm not sure I can say that.
Officer Mindy Morrison: Cliff? Please?
Chief Cliff Robertson: It's all gonna be okay, Mindy. Maybe it'll all just go away, like a bad dream.
Officer Ronnie Peterson: I doubt it.
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Farmer Frank Miller: Holy fuck! I killed him! That was weird.
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[last lines]
Hermit Bob: What a fucked-up world.
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Farmer Frank Miller: [to a horde of approaching zombies] Fucking trespassers! Kiss your asses goodbye!
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Chief Cliff Robertson: What do you think did this?
Officer Ronnie Peterson: I'm thinking zombies.
Chief Cliff Robertson: What?
Officer Ronnie Peterson: You know, the undead. Ghouls.
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Officer Ronnie Peterson: This is definitely going to end badly.
Chief Cliff Robertson: Shut up, Ronnie.
Officer Ronnie Peterson: No, you shut up.
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Dean: The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.
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Officer Mindy Morrison: She's strange.
Chief Cliff Robertson: She's Scottish.
Officer Ronnie Peterson: She's Scottish?
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Chief Cliff Robertson: He only gave me our scenes. I never saw a complete script. After all I've done for that guy, and it's a lot that you don't even know about. What a dick.
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Zelda Winston: Ah, Star Wars. That's good fiction.
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Officer Mindy Morrison: Is she alive?
Officer Ronnie Peterson: No, she is undead.
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Officer Ronnie Peterson: That girl is half Mexican. I know because I love Mexicans.
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Chief Cliff Robertson: What, are we improvising here?
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Bobby Wiggins: The only way to kill the dead is to kill the head.
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Officer Ronnie Peterson: Holy shit! Did she just say Chardonnay?
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Hermit Bob: Goddammit. Ghouls. This is undead, reanimated, full on flesh-eating zombie shit, no question.
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[first lines]
Officer Ronnie Peterson: Yuck.
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Officer Mindy Morrison: Wow. The diner sure does the world's best coffee, doesn't it?
Officer Ronnie Peterson: Yeah, but how can you drink it to so late? Won't it keep you up?
Officer Mindy Morrison: No, I sleep like a baby. Except maybe when I know there's a corpse waiting for me at work.
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Theme Song: [the refrain] After life is over, the afterlife goes on.
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Chief Cliff Robertson: Is that really Fern and Lily in there?
Officer Mindy Morrison: That WAS Fern and Lily. But now...
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[repeated line]
Officer Ronnie Peterson: Oh man, this isn't gonna end well.
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Zelda Winston: [when her two corpses sit up] So, the dead just don't wanna die today, is that it?
Zelda Winston: [draws her samurai sword and smoothly slices their heads off] That's a shame. I had them looking so bonny.
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Officer Ronnie Peterson: [holding a head] For now they're just dead hipsters, but they haven't turned yet. It can take a while.
Chief Cliff Robertson: [serenely about zombies at the door] Well, look at all of you. So very ravenous, yet well past your expiration date.
[draws her sword]
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Zelda Winston: [serenely about zombies at the door] Well, look at all of you. So very ravenous, yet well past your expiration date.
[draws her sword]
The Dead Don't Die Quotes
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Horace 2022-03-26 09:01:09
[7] #Cannes72# The first game of the main competition. Unlock the first opening red carpet in your life. Hundreds of people in tuxedo watching Alien vs. Zombies. Cannes is heaven!
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Marcelina 2022-04-22 07:01:41
Jiamusu also learned about "the future will be indefinite"? No, not yellow enough, not red enough, a little stuffy, a little cold. bye i'll go see tim burton to ease up