The Dead Don't Die Quotes

  • Officer Ronnie Peterson: Is our plan to inform people about the zombie danger before it gets dark?

    Chief Cliff Robertson: I guess so.

    Officer Ronnie Peterson: Because we passed Farmer Miller's place a little while ago, do we need to inform him?

    Chief Cliff Robertson: Fuck Farmer Miller.

    Officer Ronnie Peterson: Oh ok.

  • Chief Cliff Robertson: Those are some pretty good cuts. You played some minor league ball didn't you?

    Officer Ronnie Peterson: Well, a little class a, it was a long time ago.

  • Officer Mindy Morrison: Guys, shouldn't we be telling each other that it's all gonna be okay? That this will all go away, like a bad dream? Ronnie?

    Officer Ronnie Peterson: Gee, Mindy, I'm not sure I can say that.

    Officer Mindy Morrison: Cliff? Please?

    Chief Cliff Robertson: It's all gonna be okay, Mindy. Maybe it'll all just go away, like a bad dream.

    Officer Ronnie Peterson: I doubt it.

  • Farmer Frank Miller: Holy fuck! I killed him! That was weird.

  • [last lines]

    Hermit Bob: What a fucked-up world.

  • Farmer Frank Miller: [to a horde of approaching zombies] Fucking trespassers! Kiss your asses goodbye!

  • Chief Cliff Robertson: What do you think did this?

    Officer Ronnie Peterson: I'm thinking zombies.

    Chief Cliff Robertson: What?

    Officer Ronnie Peterson: You know, the undead. Ghouls.

  • Officer Ronnie Peterson: This is definitely going to end badly.

    Chief Cliff Robertson: Shut up, Ronnie.

    Officer Ronnie Peterson: No, you shut up.

  • Dean: The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

  • Officer Mindy Morrison: She's strange.

    Chief Cliff Robertson: She's Scottish.

    Officer Ronnie Peterson: She's Scottish?

  • Chief Cliff Robertson: He only gave me our scenes. I never saw a complete script. After all I've done for that guy, and it's a lot that you don't even know about. What a dick.

  • Zelda Winston: Ah, Star Wars. That's good fiction.

  • Officer Mindy Morrison: Is she alive?

    Officer Ronnie Peterson: No, she is undead.

  • Officer Ronnie Peterson: That girl is half Mexican. I know because I love Mexicans.

  • Chief Cliff Robertson: What, are we improvising here?

  • Bobby Wiggins: The only way to kill the dead is to kill the head.

  • Officer Ronnie Peterson: Holy shit! Did she just say Chardonnay?

  • Hermit Bob: Goddammit. Ghouls. This is undead, reanimated, full on flesh-eating zombie shit, no question.

  • [first lines]

    Officer Ronnie Peterson: Yuck.

  • Officer Mindy Morrison: Wow. The diner sure does the world's best coffee, doesn't it?

    Officer Ronnie Peterson: Yeah, but how can you drink it to so late? Won't it keep you up?

    Officer Mindy Morrison: No, I sleep like a baby. Except maybe when I know there's a corpse waiting for me at work.

  • Theme Song: [the refrain] After life is over, the afterlife goes on.

  • Chief Cliff Robertson: Is that really Fern and Lily in there?

    Officer Mindy Morrison: That WAS Fern and Lily. But now...

  • [repeated line]

    Officer Ronnie Peterson: Oh man, this isn't gonna end well.

  • Zelda Winston: [when her two corpses sit up] So, the dead just don't wanna die today, is that it?

    Zelda Winston: [draws her samurai sword and smoothly slices their heads off] That's a shame. I had them looking so bonny.

  • Officer Ronnie Peterson: [holding a head] For now they're just dead hipsters, but they haven't turned yet. It can take a while.

    Chief Cliff Robertson: [serenely about zombies at the door] Well, look at all of you. So very ravenous, yet well past your expiration date.

    [draws her sword]

  • Zelda Winston: [serenely about zombies at the door] Well, look at all of you. So very ravenous, yet well past your expiration date.

    [draws her sword]

Extended Reading
  • Horace 2022-03-26 09:01:09

    [7] #Cannes72# The first game of the main competition. Unlock the first opening red carpet in your life. Hundreds of people in tuxedo watching Alien vs. Zombies. Cannes is heaven!

  • Marcelina 2022-04-22 07:01:41

    Jiamusu also learned about "the future will be indefinite"? No, not yellow enough, not red enough, a little stuffy, a little cold. bye i'll go see tim burton to ease up