The Croods: A New Age Quotes

[the spiny mandrilla grabs Eep by her toe]

Eep: Guess what? That's not my real toe!

Grug: Hey, everyone, you'll never guess what I just...

[gets attacked by the others]

Ugga: Sorry, honey! We thought you were a predator trying to kill us.

Grug: Never apologize for an effective kill circle.

Thunk: I don't feel like eating anymore. Am I sick?

Ugga: No, son. You're just full.

Thunk: Oh. Full feels strange.

Guy: The sleep pile reeks, Eep!

Grug: Reeks of love!

Eep: See that wall?

Dawn Betterman: Yeah.

Dawn Betterman: Wanna jump it?

Dawn Betterman: Yeah.

Dawn Betterman: No, wait. Eep, I'm not allowed to go outside the wall.

Eep: Don't worry, we'll be back before they even notice.

Hope Betterman: Is this your ride?

Eep: No, it's my dad's.

Hope Betterman: Cool!

Eep: Listen to this baby purr.

Dawn Betterman: [seeing a shadow and thinking it's her dad] Is that my dad ? Quick - hide me.

Eep: Mr Betterman?

Guy: Mr Betterman?

Dawn Betterman: [laughing hysterically] Oh, it's just Guy. Hi Guy.

Guy: Where have you two been?

Eep: Oh, we just took Chunky for a joyride... outside the wall.

Guy: Joyride?

Dawn Betterman: [laughing] Joyride.

Guy: Wait, you took Dawn for a joyride outside the wall?

Eep: [about Guy] I can't believe he would choose a tree over me.

Ugga: I don't think it's that sample. Guy knew the Bettermans when he was little. They're the closest thing he has to a family.

Eep: Hey sister sunset .

Dawn Betterman: Yeah fireheart .

Eep: See those wolf spiders over there ?

Dawn Betterman: Yeah .

Eep: Wanna ride them ?

Dawn Betterman: Yeah !

Guy: Umm what's wrong with her ?

Eep: Just a reaction to the bee venom .

Eep: Hey sister sunset .

Dawn Betterman: Yeah Fireheart ?

Eep: See those wolf spiders over there ?

Dawn Betterman: Yeah .

Eep: Wanna ride them ?

Dawn Betterman: Yeah .

Eep: Thunder sisters .

Dawn Betterman: Thunder sisters .

Eep: THUNDER SISTERS !

Dawn Betterman: THUNDER SISTERS!

Gran: We have forgotten the old ways , when we were young , when I was young when I was the queen matriarch of a warrior tribe of wimmins , the thunder sisters .

Ugga: We don't need the thunder sisters mom , we need to figure out a way to find the men .

Phil Betterman: Gaze upon Phil Betterman the fire maker and despair flame, flame.

Grug: [after the punch monkey's take the torch from Phil] great now they have spears and fire, Guy, Phil gave the punch monkeys fire.

Grug: [after finding out about Eeps peanut toe] You never told me about that.

Grug: [to Guy] Did you know she had a peanut toe?

Guy: No.

Eep: What's privacy ?

Guy: [moving grans foot out of the way] It means you smell only the feet you want to smell .

Guy: [holding up a rock to eep] Do you Eep Amber Crood thing you could spend your tomorrow with me ?

Eep: I do , I'm going to fall asleep and dream about our home .

Dawn Betterman: [Looking at her hand after the bee flies away] I have a scar .

Eep: You have a scar !

Eep: [happily] I have a scar !

Dawn Betterman: [after doing a high five] Ow !

Guy: I should probably wake Eep up , it's been like seven hours since I said hey.

Hope Betterman: That's adorable, you know, let's let that poor Eep sleep . she must be exhausted .

Guy: Nah I'm sure she's -...

Hope Betterman: Oh look here's Dawn! what a coincidence .

Phil Betterman: Why , Dawn , whatever are you doing on this particular rope bridge at this particular moment in time ?

Dawn Betterman: [looking confused] My morning chores ?