The Croods: A New Age Quotes

  • Gran: THUNDER SISTERS!

  • [the spiny mandrilla grabs Eep by her toe]

    Eep: Guess what? That's not my real toe!

  • Grug: Hey, everyone, you'll never guess what I just...

    [gets attacked by the others]

    Ugga: Sorry, honey! We thought you were a predator trying to kill us.

    Grug: Never apologize for an effective kill circle.

  • Thunk: I don't feel like eating anymore. Am I sick?

    Ugga: No, son. You're just full.

    Thunk: Oh. Full feels strange.

  • Phil Betterman: Gaze upon Phil Betterman the toolmaker and despair!

  • Guy: Tomorrow doesn't have to be a place. It's a person. It's you, Eep. You are my tomorrow!

  • Guy: The sleep pile reeks, Eep!

    Grug: Reeks of love!

  • Eep: See that wall?

    Dawn Betterman: Yeah.

    Dawn Betterman: Wanna jump it?

    Dawn Betterman: Yeah.

    Dawn Betterman: No, wait. Eep, I'm not allowed to go outside the wall.

    Eep: Don't worry, we'll be back before they even notice.

  • Hope Betterman: Is this your ride?

    Eep: No, it's my dad's.

    Hope Betterman: Cool!

    Eep: Listen to this baby purr.

  • Dawn Betterman: [seeing a shadow and thinking it's her dad] Is that my dad ? Quick - hide me.

    Eep: Mr Betterman?

    Guy: Mr Betterman?

    Dawn Betterman: [laughing hysterically] Oh, it's just Guy. Hi Guy.

    Guy: Where have you two been?

    Eep: Oh, we just took Chunky for a joyride... outside the wall.

    Guy: Joyride?

    Dawn Betterman: [laughing] Joyride.

    Guy: Wait, you took Dawn for a joyride outside the wall?

  • Eep: [about Guy] I can't believe he would choose a tree over me.

    Ugga: I don't think it's that sample. Guy knew the Bettermans when he was little. They're the closest thing he has to a family.

  • Ugga: Eep, if something hurts this much, maybe it means you do care. maybe it's something worth fighting for. So, what are you gonna do about it?

  • Eep: Hey sister sunset .

    Dawn Betterman: Yeah fireheart .

    Eep: See those wolf spiders over there ?

    Dawn Betterman: Yeah .

    Eep: Wanna ride them ?

    Dawn Betterman: Yeah !

  • Guy: Umm what's wrong with her ?

    Eep: Just a reaction to the bee venom .

  • Eep: Hey sister sunset .

    Dawn Betterman: Yeah Fireheart ?

    Eep: See those wolf spiders over there ?

    Dawn Betterman: Yeah .

    Eep: Wanna ride them ?

    Dawn Betterman: Yeah .

    Eep: Thunder sisters .

    Dawn Betterman: Thunder sisters .

    Eep: THUNDER SISTERS !

    Dawn Betterman: THUNDER SISTERS!

  • Gran: We have forgotten the old ways , when we were young , when I was young when I was the queen matriarch of a warrior tribe of wimmins , the thunder sisters .

    Ugga: We don't need the thunder sisters mom , we need to figure out a way to find the men .

  • Phil Betterman: Gaze upon Phil Betterman the fire maker and despair flame, flame.

    Grug: [after the punch monkey's take the torch from Phil] great now they have spears and fire, Guy, Phil gave the punch monkeys fire.

  • Grug: [after finding out about Eeps peanut toe] You never told me about that.

    Grug: [to Guy] Did you know she had a peanut toe?

    Guy: No.

  • Eep: What's privacy ?

    Guy: [moving grans foot out of the way] It means you smell only the feet you want to smell .

  • Guy: [holding up a rock to eep] Do you Eep Amber Crood thing you could spend your tomorrow with me ?

    Eep: I do , I'm going to fall asleep and dream about our home .

  • Dawn Betterman: [Looking at her hand after the bee flies away] I have a scar .

    Eep: You have a scar !

    Eep: [happily] I have a scar !

    Dawn Betterman: [after doing a high five] Ow !

  • Guy: I should probably wake Eep up , it's been like seven hours since I said hey.

    Hope Betterman: That's adorable, you know, let's let that poor Eep sleep . she must be exhausted .

    Guy: Nah I'm sure she's -...

    Hope Betterman: Oh look here's Dawn! what a coincidence .

    Phil Betterman: Why , Dawn , whatever are you doing on this particular rope bridge at this particular moment in time ?

    Dawn Betterman: [looking confused] My morning chores ?