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Steve Irwin: Crikey!
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Steve Irwin: Didja see that?
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Steve Irwin: It's CROC savin' time!
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Steve Irwin: That was a close one!
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Brozzie: I'd offer you a drink, but I don't want you to stay.
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Brozzie: The two blokes look like they've never been out of an office. The girl might chip a fingernail if she's not careful.
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Sam Flynn: Brozzie! Brozzie!
Brozzie: I'm in the bathroom, you idiot!
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Brozzie: [sarcastically] Maybe I'll invite them for tea, with a nice big croc on the barby.
Sam Flynn: Oh come on, Brozzie, they're experts!
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[repeated line]
Sam Flynn: Ah, Sugah!
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Steve Irwin: Croc poo!
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President George Walker Bush: [on the phone] You mean that guy in the Khaki Shorts? That dude from the Discovery Channel?
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Steve Irwin: G'day! I'm Steve Irwin! You might know me as the Crocodile Hunter! Have a look at this little beauty, will ya?
[appears at the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios logo]
Steve Irwin: This is an African lion! Oh, I'm in no danger, he's become a Hollywood lion! He's been sitting in this MGM logo for 77 years! Tough job, mate. Of course, in my new movie, The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, we make this bloke look like a real pussycat! Yeah, the lion may be the apex predator in Africa, but in Australia, crocs rule! Everything about Collision Course is big, REAL BIG! But there's one big problem...
[to the Lion]
Steve Irwin: It's you, mate! He's too tame! Come on, get out of there ya little devil!
[a crocodile now appears in the MGM logo]
Steve Irwin: Crikey! Now that's more like it! Steady, mate, steady...
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Steve Irwin: [to the viewers, about the mission he and Terri have] Our job is to locate the croc, jump it, try and get it into the boat and then relocate it into a section of the river where it'll never run into a conflict with people again. Now, it's not the croc's fault. He doesn't come into our swimming pool. We're actually going into his. They're apex predators right at the top of the food chain and without crocodiles, the whole ecosystem would suffer. We've got to catch this croc. Otherwise, they'll shoot it dead and turn it into boots, bags and belts.
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Terri Irwin: [to the viewers, about her husband's work] Steve's been catching crocodiles this way with his dad since he was a small boy. But the real dangerous part is judging the size of the croc before jumping it.
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course Quotes
Extended Reading
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
Director: John Stainton
Language: English Release date: July 12, 2002