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Massie Block: [to Claire] And for the record, I'd pick "A" too.
Claire Lyons: What's "A-2"?
Massie Block: I'd rather be a friendless loser than have a bunch of friends who secretly hate me.
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Massie Block: God, Claire. You scared me. You shouldn't sneak up on people like that.
Claire Lyons: Sorry.
Massie Block: Oh, it's fine. Do you mind sitting in the back? We have to pick up a few more.
Claire Lyons: Oh, sure.
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Massie Block: Hey, guys. Somebody call the fashion police. I'm making a citizen's arrest.
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Massie Block: Loser, loser, double loser, whatever, as if, get the picture, duh!
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Massie Block: Relax, Claire. This isn't Epcot!
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Claire Lyons: [to her mom about Massie] Did you see her clothes and her shoes and her hair? I swear, she looked straight out of a magazine.
Judy Lyons: She is pretty cute.
Claire Lyons: Could we go shopping for the first day of school?
Judy Lyons: What about the clothes we bought before we left Florida?
Claire Lyons: T.J. Maxx isn't gonna cut it here, Mom. It's, like, designer everything. Please? I just wanna fit in. I really want her to like me.
Judy Lyons: She's gonna like you because you're you, not because of what you wear.
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Massie Block: [to Kristen] Seriously, Kris, when is your mom gonna let you wear what you want?
Kristen Gregory: My question first. One: why does it smell like first-class airline food?
Dylan Marvil: I started the Circle diet today. Sorry.
Kristen Gregory: And two: who's the stowaway?
Alicia Rivers: Oh, my God. Has she been there the whole time?
Massie Block: That's Claire.
Kristen Gregory: Do we like her?
Massie Block: No.
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Massie Block: Vintage Ralph Lauren: 9.
Alicia Rivers: Well, you're a 10. You look amazing.
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Massie Block: Uh, conversation between the taco and burrito: nacho!
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Massie Block: Claire, wait. You don't have to go.
Claire Lyons: Have to? I want to.
Massie Block: Fine. Whatever.
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Claire Lyons: Hi! My parents told me all about you.
Massie Block: Mine barely mentioned you... except to say how fun and cool you are.
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Massie Block: You guys ditched me for no reason and worse, for Claire. That's like turning down, I don't know, Justin Timberlake for K-Fed. It's just wrong.
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Massie Block: Sorry, no comprende. I don't speak loser.
Layne Abeley: No hablas bitch.
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Claire Lyons: Gummi Feet?
Dylan Marvil: Thanks, but I don't eat sugar.
Massie Block: And I don't eat feet.
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Claire Lyons: It looks like Jenna's lips got a boob job!
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Massie Block: Wait, I lost an earring. Nobody move! I need to retrace. Fan out, people.
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Claire Lyons: We're not in Florida anymore, Mom. The Gap doesn't cut it here.
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Judy Lyons: [to Claire] Tell me what's wrong.
Claire Lyons: Everything. This school, this house, my clothes, Massie, everything. She hates me, Mom. She hates me. She's been making my life miserable since the day we came. At first, you know, I just wanted her to like me, but then I was just hoping that she'd stop picking on me. I tried everything and I did some things I shouldn't have done. I thought it was the only way. I thought it was the only way to...
Judy Lyons: To what? Oh, Claire, listen to me. You can't make someone like you. You're not in charge of other people's feelings or their actions, just yours. Maybe some of your actions weren't so great either. You wanna tell me what you did?
Claire Lyons: I can't. You wouldn't understand.
Judy Lyons: Right, because I was never 12.
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Judy Lyons: Be yourself, Claire, not who people want you to be.
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Massie Block: Bean, tell me this isn't happening. This is my worst nightmare. Worse than the one where my Amex was rejected. Worse than the one where I lost my Prada bag.
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Massie Block: Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?
Claire Lyons: Um, no.
Massie Block: Then why are you all up in my grill?
The Clique Quotes
Extended Reading
