Sebastian Graves: [from trailer] Hello, chaps! Room for another? Good bye!
Nobby: [from trailer] I love you.

Carla: I love you too.

Nobby: [they both climax, and Norman turns to the owner of the bed] We'll take it.
Nobby: [upon discovering the joy of shooting a gun] I gotta get one of these for the kids!
Nobby: It's an elephant bukkake party!
Sebastian Graves: Trust you? Trust you? Because of you, the head of the World Health Organisation is dead and Harry Potter has AIDS. You managed to do in three seconds what Voldemort failed to do in eight movies!
Nobby: Ooh, I'm getting stiffer than a pedophile at Legoland.
Sebastian Graves: Congratulations, by the way. When are you due?

Dawn Grobham: Oh, I'm not pregnant. I'm just fucking fat.
Nobby: She's gonna release this deadly virus, and it's gonna kill poor people like us, because she thinks that we are scum.

Paedo Pete: Bloody hell, Nobby, we are scum.

Nobby: Well, you are, Pete. You're a registered sex offender. That's not a compliment.
Sebastian Graves: Nobby, meet the head of the biggest crime syndicate in the world.

Nobby: What, she runs FIFA?
Nobby: It's scum that keep the Fast and Furious franchise alive!
Joris Smit: Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife, Mr. Graves?

Nobby: No. But then again, I never thought that she'd chop up me poo with a coat hanger.
Sebastian Graves: Are you okay?

Nobby: [puffing on two cigarettes] No, I'm not okay. I just did an entirely white poo.
Nobby: And this here is Luke. We call him that because he's got leukemia.

Sebastian Graves: I'm so sorry.

Nobby: He doesn't really. We just shave his head so we can claim the welfare for it.

Sebastian Graves: What?

Nobby: You know what? You're looking at a potential gold mine up there. This tragedy can turn into 65 pound 40 a week.

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The Brothers Grimsby short comments

Alanna 2022-04-20 09:01:47

Soccer hooligans are dicks, they are really "dicks", especially elephants. I read the comments before, so I'm still looking forward to seeing how dirty the world is. The dirt is just average, and the brotherhood is a little sad. Very funny, a lot of unexpected joy, especially good-looking. Uncle Qiang was taken crooked with a straight face, and Nobby had to smoke to calm down every time he was stimulated, so he looked like a stupid friend of mine.
Vita 2022-03-21 09:02:07

Fortunately, I watched it in advance, otherwise if I put this movie on the company tomorrow...