Sebastian Graves: [from trailer] Hello, chaps! Room for another? Good bye!
Nobby: [from trailer] I love you.

Carla: I love you too.

Nobby: [they both climax, and Norman turns to the owner of the bed] We'll take it.
Nobby: [upon discovering the joy of shooting a gun] I gotta get one of these for the kids!
Nobby: It's an elephant bukkake party!
Sebastian Graves: Trust you? Trust you? Because of you, the head of the World Health Organisation is dead and Harry Potter has AIDS. You managed to do in three seconds what Voldemort failed to do in eight movies!
Nobby: Ooh, I'm getting stiffer than a pedophile at Legoland.
Sebastian Graves: Congratulations, by the way. When are you due?

Dawn Grobham: Oh, I'm not pregnant. I'm just fucking fat.
Nobby: She's gonna release this deadly virus, and it's gonna kill poor people like us, because she thinks that we are scum.

Paedo Pete: Bloody hell, Nobby, we are scum.

Nobby: Well, you are, Pete. You're a registered sex offender. That's not a compliment.
Sebastian Graves: Nobby, meet the head of the biggest crime syndicate in the world.

Nobby: What, she runs FIFA?
Nobby: It's scum that keep the Fast and Furious franchise alive!
Joris Smit: Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife, Mr. Graves?

Nobby: No. But then again, I never thought that she'd chop up me poo with a coat hanger.
Sebastian Graves: Are you okay?

Nobby: [puffing on two cigarettes] No, I'm not okay. I just did an entirely white poo.
Nobby: And this here is Luke. We call him that because he's got leukemia.

Sebastian Graves: I'm so sorry.

Nobby: He doesn't really. We just shave his head so we can claim the welfare for it.

Sebastian Graves: What?

Nobby: You know what? You're looking at a potential gold mine up there. This tragedy can turn into 65 pound 40 a week.

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The Brothers Grimsby short comments

Simeon 2022-04-20 09:01:47

Family affection, love, shooting angle, it looks super burning, this brother, I really love Chubby, I am moved to death, the setting of ordinary people and superman will always be my love, funny and warm, this film is simply!
Kole 2021-12-20 08:01:06

Seeing all the organs that I didn't expect to see (smile.jpg) is not limited to humans. I was ashamed and concealed my face when I went out of the cinema. The characterization is a bit flat and rough, and the plot logic is not expected...really...it's so dirty......ah.