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Harold: Beware the hostile fag. When he's sober, he's dangerous. When he drinks, he's lethal.
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[while calling Hank on the other line]
Larry: It's for you, Hank!
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Michael: There's a nothing quite like feeling sorry for yourself.
Donald: Nothing in the world.
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[the Doorbell Rings]
Michael: It's just the boy from the bakery.
Emory: Ask him if he's got any hot cross buns!
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Harold: What I am Michael, is an ugly pockmarked Jew fairy, and if it takes me a little while ro pull myself together, and if I smoke a little grass before I can get up the nerve to show this face to the world, then it's nobody's goddamn business but my own.
The Boys in the Band Quotes
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