The Big Year Quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Brad Harris: There is going to be major fallout in a few hours.

    Bill Clemont: Nuclear fallout?

    Brad Harris: Bird fallout.

  • On Screen Text: [first lines, the text that appears on screen] This is a true story.

    On Screen Text: Only the facts have been changed.

  • Stu Preissler: [Sitting in a bar] Bostick saw snowcocks.

    Brad Harris: I can't afford snowcocks.

    Stu Preissler: Snowcocks are on me.

    Brad Harris: I can't even afford this beer.

  • Stu Preissler: [Upon seeing his business associates approaching] Hey, look everyone. Vultures!

  • Jim Gittelson: [Repeated line] Damn birds!

  • Bill Clemont: So, do you get any money if you win this?

    Brad Harris: No, but the bird seed endorsements are pretty sweet.

    Bill Clemont: Really?

    Brad Harris: Uh... no.