The Baytown Outlaws Quotes

[During the break-in at Carlos's house, McQueen fires blindly through a door, then kicks it open and finds Carlos's maid lying on the floor]

McQueen Oodie: Oh, shit. My bad, lady. You okay?

[No response from the maid, who is plainly dead]

McQueen Oodie: My defense, you do work for an asshole.

[before the final shootout]

McQueen Oodie: Hey, Brick?

Brick Oodie: Hmm?

McQueen Oodie: You startin' to think we should have finished school?

Brick Oodie: [chuckles] At least junior high.

Brick Oodie: [as McQueen questions him about the job] Why you askin' me so many goddamn questions? Hell, it's a damn simple smash-and-grab! We smash our way in and grab Rob!

[in the backseat of the car, Lincoln wakes up]

Brick Oodie: Sorry, Lincoln, but your faggoty little brother won't shut up!

McQueen Oodie: Hey, I'm inquisitive! Is that a crime?

Brick Oodie: [laughing] "Inquisitive"? Where'd you learn that word, huh? You went and read a book?

McQueen Oodie: It's in my lexicon!

Brick Oodie: [looking at Rob] You okay?

[Rob can't speak]

Brick Oodie: See? He understands us.

McQueen Oodie: How do you get "I'm okay" from that?

Brick Oodie: [to Rob] Hey, look, buddy, we ain't gonna hurt you. Celeste sent us. You know Celeste? Hey! See, he understands us just fine.

McQueen Oodie: Once again, how the hell you know what he's sayin'? You the 'tard whisperer?

Brick Oodie: Say that again, I'm gonna kill you.

McQueen Oodie: I'm not...

Brick Oodie: Say that again, I'm gonna kill you.

[Brick reveals to McQueen and Lincoln that they once had a younger brother who was disabled like Rob]

McQueen Oodie: How'd he die?

Brick Oodie: I don't know. He was there one day, gone the next. I asked Daddy about it one time, but that went over like a fart in church.

[as the Hood Pirates close on the Oodie Brothers' car, McQueen aims a shotgun at one of them]

McQueen Oodie: Hey, Waterworld! You'd better back the fuck up!

Brick Oodie: Here they come! Strap in Rob, here they come, boys!

[the Hood Pirates drive by, dropping a tear gas grenade into the brothers' car and ripping off the door with a grappling hook. When Brick brakes the car to a stop, Rob is gone]

Brick Oodie: They took the kid! I thought I told you to strap him in!

McQueen Oodie: They took the fuckin' door, man! I really don't think a fucking seat belt would have mattered, right?

[as the brothers say their goodbyes to Rob and Celeste, Rob types on Lincoln's speech-box]

Rob: [electronic voice] Thank you.

McQueen Oodie: [grins] Well, ain't that some E.T. shit!

[last lines]

Carlos: This better be a box full of fucking cash.

[opens the box and sees what's inside]

Carlos: [laughs] You bitch!

[BOOM!]

McQueen Oodie: [about Rob] Why you reckon God would make someone like him?

Brick Oodie: What?

McQueen Oodie: Why would God let someone be wronged up like that?

Brick Oodie: I don't... hell, I don't know, man. Hell, why you asking me that, man?

McQueen Oodie: I don't know. I just been thinking about it.

Brick Oodie: Don't ask why God made men like him. I wonder why He made men like us.

Diggs: Here they come, just like you said!

Montane: Hey, who the driver?

[to Rob]

Montane: You want to see this? We're about to fuck your babysitters up!

[after finishing their latest hit]

Jez: That was quick. I didn't even get off.

Rose: This one's for Carlos.

Jez: Well, that makes it better.

[the Hood Pirates' and the Oodie's car speed past a police car, guns blazing. The deputy in the passenger seat quickly turns on the siren, Officer Brown just as quickly turns it off]

Officer Brown: [off the younger deputy's look] No... no, indeed. Hell, no.

[first lines]

Brick Oodie: [impersonating the police] Open up! It's your dog, bro! We've got a warrant for a Hector De la Taco. So send him on out.

Chogan: [from inside] You've got the wrong house, ese.

Brick Oodie: Why don't you let me worry about that there, snookum?

McQueen Oodie: [stepping up to the door now] This is the FBI! Why the fuck don't you open the fucking door? Let's go!

Chogan: That's cute. Look! You putas got ten seconds to get the fuck off my stoop! OK? "Putas"?